Board 8 > $100 every day for the rest of your life but...

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:23:00 PM
#1:


every day, John Cleese tries to kill you.

You have one piece of fruit to fight him with. Nothing else.

Do you accept?

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X_Dante_X
01/29/12 10:24:00 PM
#2:


how much of his day will he dedicate to killing me

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:25:00 PM
#3:


X_Dante_X posted...
how much of his day will he dedicate to killing me

He will try to kill you anywhere from 12:00pm to 1:00pm in your own time zone.
If you manage to kill him, he will still come back the next day.

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GuessMyUserName
01/29/12 10:26:00 PM
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What if you kill him? Does he come back to life the next day?

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GuessMyUserName
01/29/12 10:26:00 PM
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geez late

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X_Dante_X
01/29/12 10:27:00 PM
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Does he like magically teleport to where I am, or will he still need to travel

this is important

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/29/12 10:27:00 PM
#7:


How determined is he to kill me? And if he tries to kill me at, say, 12:30, and it hits one o'clock and still hasn't killed me, does he give up for the day?

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:28:00 PM
#8:


X_Dante_X posted...
Does he like magically teleport to where I am, or will he still need to travel

this is important


He just shows up where ever you are.

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agesboy
01/29/12 10:28:00 PM
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am i armed with a banana or a grapefruit

this is important

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:30:00 PM
#10:


Emporer_Kazbar posted...
How determined is he to kill me? And if he tries to kill me at, say, 12:30, and it hits one o'clock and still hasn't killed me, does he give up for the day?

After 1:00pm, he disappears. But he's very persistent.
And he believes God gave him this task.

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Robazoid
01/29/12 10:30:00 PM
#11:


What's the legality of his actions, like can I just chill at a police station every day from 12 to 1 and get him arrested daily?

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TheKnightOfNee
01/29/12 10:30:00 PM
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supposing he uses a pointed stick

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LeonhartFour
01/29/12 10:30:00 PM
#13:


Can I pay him $100 not to kill me?

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:30:00 PM
#14:


agesboy posted...
am i armed with a banana or a grapefruit

this is important


That's your choice.
Sorry. I guess I didn't specify that. :P

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:33:00 PM
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@ Robazoid: The police will only care if he actually kills anyone.

@ TheKnightOfNee: SHADDUP!!

@ LeonhartFour: No.

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LeonhartFour
01/29/12 10:34:00 PM
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If he successfully kills me, do I come back the next day?

It'd be a nice excuse to get out of work or something if I didn't feel like going in. "Oh yeah, had to call in yesterday. Got killed. Feelin' better today though!"

Also, how painful of a death are we talkin' about here

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Lopen
01/29/12 10:35:00 PM
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Does he come with weapons.

Also will I ever be put in legal trouble for killing him

Like I think I could take him every day but if he comes armed with a flamethrower one time. If he was limited to the same fruit stipulation I am, however...

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Cloud and Squall
01/29/12 10:38:00 PM
#18:


What if he dies a natural death? Does he still come back to life, and if so is it only for that hour, or is it permanent?

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:39:00 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
If he successfully kills me, do I come back the next day?

It'd be a nice excuse to get out of work or something if I didn't feel like going in. "Oh yeah, had to call in yesterday. Got killed. Feelin' better today though!"

Also, how painful of a death are we talkin' about here


You come back the next day, but you have to listen to Eric Idle sing until 12:00am of the next day.
And your death could be anywhere as painful as a gunshot to laughing yours to death.

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:41:00 PM
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Lopen posted...
Does he come with weapons.

Also will I ever be put in legal trouble for killing him

Like I think I could take him every day but if he comes armed with a flamethrower one time. If he was limited to the same fruit stipulation I am, however...


Yes. He comes with his own weapon (random each day).
No. You won't get in trouble for killing him.

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Robazoid
01/29/12 10:41:00 PM
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If I track him down when it isn't 12-1 killtime and get into a position where I can immediately take him out when it hits 12:00 and one second, does a clone murder-crazy him appear or does the one I'm poised to take out become hostile?

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:42:00 PM
#22:


Cloud and Squall posted...
What if he dies a natural death? Does he still come back to life, and if so is it only for that hour, or is it permanent?

He comes back to life each day, but your only interaction with him is during that hour. If he dies a natural death, it won't make a difference. You just had to do less.

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Cloud and Squall
01/29/12 10:44:00 PM
#23:


No, No, No.

I mean John Cleese dies. Like he gets up there in his 100's or whatever, and dies.

Does me accepting this deal mean that John Cleese will live forever?

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foolm0ron
01/29/12 10:44:00 PM
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From: Ace_Killjoy | #015
@ Robazoid: The police will only care if he actually kills anyone.


Alright, so set up a trap that makes him accidentally kill a civilian (especially an important one like a politician maybe) when he is trying to kill you.

Then, you can get the cops on him, and get him arrested. They will notice that he is magically teleporting away every time, though, and that will lead them to getting the FBI involved.

You will now have a huge team of federal investigators protecting you each day, so you can enjoy your $100 and your newfound global fame.

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:45:00 PM
#25:


Robazoid posted...
If I track him down when it isn't 12-1 killtime and get into a position where I can immediately take him out when it hits 12:00 and one second, does a clone murder-crazy him appear or does the one I'm poised to take out become hostile?

You won't have to worry about this. He'll come to you, not the other way around.
And if you do happen to kill him that fast, it will still count.
(But for the sake of argument, if you did happen to find him and attack him before the hour, you'd get in trouble.)

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mnkboy907
01/29/12 10:45:00 PM
#26:


I'll just save up enough of those $100s until I can afford a panic room, and then chill out in that for an hour every day. I might die a couple times while saving up, but after awhile it should become worth it.

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Ace_Killjoy
01/29/12 10:46:00 PM
#27:


Cloud and Squall posted...
No, No, No.

I mean John Cleese dies. Like he gets up there in his 100's or whatever, and dies.

Does me accepting this deal mean that John Cleese will live forever?


He will continue to age until his first death. After that, he will reappear in his prime each day. It's possible his first death could be natural, in that case.

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MarvelousGerbil
01/29/12 10:48:00 PM
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agesboy posted...
am i armed with a banana or a grapefruit

this is important


Grapefruits tend to cause your busdriver to crash the bus and lead you to live on a deserted island.

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Cloud and Squall
01/29/12 10:49:00 PM
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Also, Coconuts are totally fruits, right?

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Tom Bombadil
01/29/12 10:51:00 PM
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From: Cloud and Squall | Posted: 1/30/2012 12:44:11 AM | #023
Does me accepting this deal mean that John Cleese will live forever?

this deal just got more attractive

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