How determined is he to kill me? And if he tries to kill me at, say, 12:30, and it hits one o'clock and still hasn't killed me, does he give up for the day?
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Emporer_Kazbar posted... How determined is he to kill me? And if he tries to kill me at, say, 12:30, and it hits one o'clock and still hasn't killed me, does he give up for the day?
After 1:00pm, he disappears. But he's very persistent. And he believes God gave him this task.
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If he successfully kills me, do I come back the next day?
It'd be a nice excuse to get out of work or something if I didn't feel like going in. "Oh yeah, had to call in yesterday. Got killed. Feelin' better today though!"
Also, how painful of a death are we talkin' about here
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Also will I ever be put in legal trouble for killing him
Like I think I could take him every day but if he comes armed with a flamethrower one time. If he was limited to the same fruit stipulation I am, however...
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LeonhartFour posted... If he successfully kills me, do I come back the next day?
It'd be a nice excuse to get out of work or something if I didn't feel like going in. "Oh yeah, had to call in yesterday. Got killed. Feelin' better today though!"
Also, how painful of a death are we talkin' about here
You come back the next day, but you have to listen to Eric Idle sing until 12:00am of the next day. And your death could be anywhere as painful as a gunshot to laughing yours to death.
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Also will I ever be put in legal trouble for killing him
Like I think I could take him every day but if he comes armed with a flamethrower one time. If he was limited to the same fruit stipulation I am, however...
Yes. He comes with his own weapon (random each day). No. You won't get in trouble for killing him.
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If I track him down when it isn't 12-1 killtime and get into a position where I can immediately take him out when it hits 12:00 and one second, does a clone murder-crazy him appear or does the one I'm poised to take out become hostile?
Cloud and Squall posted... What if he dies a natural death? Does he still come back to life, and if so is it only for that hour, or is it permanent?
He comes back to life each day, but your only interaction with him is during that hour. If he dies a natural death, it won't make a difference. You just had to do less.
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From: Ace_Killjoy | #015 @ Robazoid: The police will only care if he actually kills anyone.
Alright, so set up a trap that makes him accidentally kill a civilian (especially an important one like a politician maybe) when he is trying to kill you.
Then, you can get the cops on him, and get him arrested. They will notice that he is magically teleporting away every time, though, and that will lead them to getting the FBI involved.
You will now have a huge team of federal investigators protecting you each day, so you can enjoy your $100 and your newfound global fame.
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Robazoid posted... If I track him down when it isn't 12-1 killtime and get into a position where I can immediately take him out when it hits 12:00 and one second, does a clone murder-crazy him appear or does the one I'm poised to take out become hostile?
You won't have to worry about this. He'll come to you, not the other way around. And if you do happen to kill him that fast, it will still count. (But for the sake of argument, if you did happen to find him and attack him before the hour, you'd get in trouble.)
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I'll just save up enough of those $100s until I can afford a panic room, and then chill out in that for an hour every day. I might die a couple times while saving up, but after awhile it should become worth it.
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I mean John Cleese dies. Like he gets up there in his 100's or whatever, and dies.
Does me accepting this deal mean that John Cleese will live forever?
He will continue to age until his first death. After that, he will reappear in his prime each day. It's possible his first death could be natural, in that case.
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