Board 8 > If you were one of the richest guys(or gals) in the world

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man, half of you guys aren't doing petty things at all. <_<;

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From: Wanglicious | #051
man, half of you guys aren't doing petty things at all. <_<;

While reading through the topic I completely forgot it was supposed to be a petty thing.

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Okay, I'll admit that would benefit everyone.

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Fund Xenosaga 4-6, Shadow Hearts 4, and Zone of the Enders 3.

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except make it so only i could play them

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Many of these aren't petty at all.

Pettiest thing I'd do is convert a lot of my money into twenty dollar bills. Pay to have the bills cleaned and pressed because money is effing filthy. Then when my poor friends think out loud to themselves about how they could really use twenty bucks, I would reply twenty bucks? Twenty bucks!? I wipe my ass with twenty dollar bills, lol! I... would not have friends if I were filthy stinking rich. But it's okay, I could buy some new ones! :D

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Make a Super Bowl commercial of myself breakdancing in nothing but my boxers.

EDIT: and socks, of course!

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Buy Squeenix.
Force absolutely every employee there to do the Liquid Metal Slime Hunt.

http://member.square-enix.com/na/features/dq5/04/entry04.php

Just so they all get it it their heads that their idea of what is rare-but-fair is bull****.

I would buy every single copy of The Emperor's New Groove that was ever printed, and then burn them all with a gigantic explosion that could be seen from the top of Mount Everest.

Holy hell do I hate that ******* excuse for a movie.

I'd steal an idea from Robert Grant and Doug Naylor -- I'd buy up all the land in a village where a girl I had a crush on 15 years ago lives, and I'd turn it into a maggot farm.

sleep with oodles and oodles of beautiful women

sure, it's not a terribly original answer, but at least it accurately answers the question.

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Fund big budget Suikoden games. Localise and port Ougon Musou Kyoku and fund its awesome sequel with lots of new characters and stages. Also localise Umineko PS3.

Then buy all the advertisement space during Super Bowl for them.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

Oh, and fund my video game/manga/anime/movie ideas.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

Buy cosplay gear,

If that counts as petty.

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Petty, you say?

I've always wanted to have a maze I would have to navigate to get from one room to another in my dream house (I'm not sure which two rooms, though). It would be hooked up to an automated system that would randomize the maze's layout every ten minutes.

That's as petty as my dreams get. I can't think of anyone I'd like to spite with my riches.

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