Board 8 > SmartMuffin's Top 10 Insane Clown Posse songs

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YES! YES! YES!!!

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This better end with Miracles.

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****ing magnets

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It will only include songs from their albums that I own. Which is limited to the Six (actually seven because they suck at counting) "Joker's Card" albums, Violent J's solo album (which is a parody of the Wizard of Oz, no I am not making this up), and the second Dark Lotus album (which counts for some reason, but I really don't think any of those songs will make the list anyway).

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There, you've heard the song, now put it on your list please.

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Also, make no mistake about it, as sarcastic as I can be at sometimes, I AM a legitimate fan of ICP and this list WILL include their songs I seriously like best. Write-ups may be tongue-in-cheek, because I'm a tongue-in-cheek fan, and not a "juggalo." For the sake of diversity, the list might not be perfect, as I do want to cover all the various "types" of songs they have.

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the great milenko should be the only songs on this list, as that's the only album i've listened to

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Best thing ever recorded.

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okay, list is actually done.... final count by album

Ringmaster: 2
Riddlebox: 2
Great Milenko: 2
Jeckel Brothers: 2
Shangi-La: 1
Hell's Pit: 1

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you should not like ICP, no one should like them

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10. Juggalo Homies (ft. Twiztid)
Album: The Wraith: Shangi-La
Stupidest Lyric: "Who can you relax around and scratch your balls, homies, I'm talkin' bout like you and yours!"

Probably one of their more commercially successful songs, "Homies" is just a fun and catchy song about.... gee, can you guess? Friendship, of course! And who better to join in the fun than Twiztid, the ICP inspired group that has all the facepaint and weirdness of ICP, but are actually also talented rappers. How'd that happen? Who cares, m i rite?

(PS - I would predict that Shaggy goes 10/10 on the "stupidest lyric" contest, except he probably doesn't even appear in about half of the songs on the list at all).



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Rad Link 5 posted...
This better end with Miracles.

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Let me make this very clear

MIRACLES IS NOT ON THE LIST

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SmartMuffin posted...
Let me make this very clear

MIRACLES IS NOT ON THE LIST

There is literally nothing you could have said that would be more disappointing than this.

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man not even worth reading now

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predix: neden game #1

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SmartMuffin posted...
Let me make this very clear

MIRACLES IS NOT ON THE LIST

Then what's even the point?

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Miracles for number 1...the greatest miracle of all.

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no update tonight due to my boss being a *****

tomorrow

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Miracles is a legitimately great song

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9. Love Song
Album: Ringmaster
Stupidest lyric: "***** I'll admit it, I'm quick to hit a woman hey, but that's okay, cuz ***** I'm Violent J"

The archetype of their love song parodies, and one of their best "humor" songs. Questionable lyrics aside, you have to admit there's some value in the concept of a brutally honest "ghetto love song," such as it is. It borrows heavily from 1st Day Out, but sticks specifically to bashing women, although it's kind of amusing when you think about it... ICP may be the only rappers to brag about how ugly and unappealing the women they sleep with are.



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8. Suicide Hotline
Album: The Wraith (Hell's Pit)
Stupidest lyric: "Ain't no clothes that I look good in, I'm the m*********** big red train that couldn't"

Gotta give ICP credit for at least one thing, they know their fanbase. They have a decent amount of songs about suicide and depression, nearly all of which have a positive "don't do it, things get better" message. This one uses humor of course and is a little subversive. This is also some of J's better wordplay and flow here on this song, and easily the best song on the rather disappointing Hell's Pit album.



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tomorrow

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Another Love Song is way better

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Another Love Song is way better

eww, no

Another Love Song isn't even the best of that kind of song on that album. *****es is better!

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7. The Show Must Go On
Album: Riddlebox
Stupidest lyric: "I'm 2 Dope and I sport tight wranglers, don't say a word or I kick you in the neck, *****."

Ah, my favorite type of ICP song, where they just sort of randomly rap about their ridiculous "wicked clown," gimmick. Just a bunch of loosely-connected rhymes trying to paint the picture of exactly what they're all about without getting bogged down in details like plot or vivid imagery or social messages or whatever. These songs are generally the most "fun." Riddlebox really got this started as it was the first album that they fully embraced the whole Joker's Card concept, and every Joker's Card album since would have a fairly strong song like this right near the beginning.



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Only 1 from The Wraith?

Only 2 from The Great Milenko?

Joke list.

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Only 1 from The Wraith?

Only 2 from The Great Milenko?

Welcome to the Show JUST missed.

Great Milenko is the best album consistently but individually the songs aren't that amazing. The two I picked will probably even surprise people!

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If Pass Me By isn't on here...I don't' know what I'll do.

And Welcome to the Show was the perfect introduction for that album. Got me hooked for the whole thing.

As for TGM, I'm guessing the two you chose are between Pass Me By, House of Horrors, Hall of Illusions and for ****s and giggles, The Neden Game.

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Pass me by is the only listenable ICP track ever

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6. I Stab People
Album: The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Stupidest lyric: "I stabbed a fat guy in the butt. What?"

This song is of the "hilariously over-the-top" variety. Violent J assumes the role of someone with a crazy addiction to stabbing people. Well, it's sort of self-explanatory, you know? Short, sweet, and perfect fodder for angry parents looking for "violent" song lyrics while completely and totally missing the point.



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5. Halls of Illusions
Album: The Great Milenko
Stupidest lyric: "You got your ticket? Thanks, take your coat off. And later on, why not? I'll rip your throat off."

One of the best parts about Great Milenko is that a lot of the songs have a hard-rock sort of instrumental backing. Slash actually plays guitar on the hook here. It's an interesting song where they go through various stereotypes of people they hate and describe the terrible fate in store for them. Fun, and catchy.



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Well that was one of my guesses.

Pass Me By better be the other.

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4. **** The World
Album: The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
Stupidest lyric: "**** your idea. **** your gonorrhea. **** your diarrhea. Rocky Maivia."

Another humorous song where ICP goes completely over the top to try and make a point. I'm not so sure exactly what the point is, but it's still kinda funny and catchy and most likely sets the record for most uses of the f-word in a song ever.



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3. Three Rings
Album: Riddlebox
Stupidest lyric: "Ring two, how do ya do, I'm Shaddy 2 Dope, chicken-face ***** (who?)"

Much like The Show Must Go On, this is a pretty simple and formulaic song where ICP embraces their "dark carnival" gimmick and stays in character/on message/whatever. The two songs are really similar, I just think this one executes a little better, with three clear verses, a catchy hook, and a better beat.



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2. The Loons
Album: Ringmaster
Stupidest lyric: "Little miss muffet no she never had a clue, of what the psychopathic wicked clown is fittn ta do"

Ringmaster was surprisingly great at setting archetypes of song styles that ICP would follow for the rest of their careers, particularly in the sense that many of them were actually the BEST songs of those type. ICP has a lot of darker songs about killing people, but they never really did it any better than The Loons, which really does sell Violent J as a solitary psycho who is mentally disturbed and going to stab you.



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yo muff

have you ever seen either of the ICP movies? Big Money Rustlas is literally the worst movie I have ever seen... and I have seen some dire films.

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I actually have not! Have you seen Leprechaun In The Hood? I can't imagine it's worse than that!

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I have not seen Leprechaun in the Hood. I probably should.

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No. You most certainly should not.

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smartmuffin literally likes ICP

literally this is a real topic

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1. Hokus Pokus
Album: The Great Milenko
Stupidest lyric: "Call me a psycho schizo freak, and I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)"

Truly the best of what ICP has to offer. Part origin story, part nonsensical boasting, with a nice mix of their dark carnival narrative. All over one of Mike E Clark's best beats. The first actual song on Milenko really sets the stage, as it offers a little bit of everything.



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SmartMuffin posted...
1. Hokus Pokus
Album: The Great Milenko
Stupidest lyric: "Call me a psycho schizo freak, and I'll call you by your name (dick-anus)"

Truly the best of what ICP has to offer. Part origin story, part nonsensical boasting, with a nice mix of their dark carnival narrative. All over one of Mike E Clark's best beats. The first actual song on Milenko really sets the stage, as it offers a little bit of everything.



Miracles

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