Board 8 > XIII reasons I should win User of the Year.

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From: X_Dante_X | #009
save_us.CHRIS

this offends me.

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still waiting for X

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I was letting the hype settle in, hold your horses Lefty.

X. It would be a rub in the face of every Cokes opinion ever. Cokes, who I bitterly despise with about 1% of my heart, has bad opinions about things but parades around like he has good opinions. This is the guy who likes the movie Primer. Haven't seen Primer? Count yourself lucky, it was a seventy minute movie and during fifty minutes of it I wish there was a rope lying round so I could hang myself. He simply said I didn't 'get' it as if there was something to get. He also likes Lost, which while not an unpopular opinion is nonetheless a bad one. Me climbing to the mountaintop of Board 8 would not only be a clear cut signal to the rest of board 8 that I am the man, but it also sends a clear message to Cokes that his opinion matters less than mine. This would, or at the very least should, shatter that Yankees payroll sized elitist ego of his and clue him in on a fun fact: I am just better than him in every single way when it comes to taste in movies, TV shows, and anything else media related. Deal with it.

Campaign Promise # 3: If I win User of the Year I will do a watchthrough topic of the people's choice because I am if nothing else a man of the people. This will go to show in easy access form what type of deep and profound thoughts I am capable of giving to any show, and completely show Cokes up.

Achromatic posted...

XIII. If I win User of the Year, it means XIII is assured to not win User of the Year. Have you heard this boy talk for the last few months since some people thought it'd be a good idea to put him on a random ranking list in such a way that assured that he would have # 1 in points by the end of counting. Since then he has been calling himself THE RECORD SETTER setting all sorts of meaningless records while he toots his horn as if his bloody life depended on it. For a second, just for a second, imagine User of the year XIII. Now get that look of absolute terror off your face and listen. I couldn't live with myself if this came to pass and I doubt like hell anyone else could either, it is just that the thought of XIII actually winning hadn't occurred to anyone out there, outside of XIII of course, and thus the horror had not fully gripped anyone. Now I must assume it has. If XIII beats me, who else can beat him? Nick? We'll get to him later.

Campaign promise # 1: If I should win User of the Year I swear to you...the dozens...AND DOZENS of Sir Chris fans that I will personally give XIII the steel chair that he ends up using on Regaro to end the Regaro Empire of Doom years from now thus assuring this board's safety. If he were to defeat me at this juncture who knows how time itself might bend? I can't stand the thought.

This is now redundant! Next reason please.

(For the record though I agree XIII would most likely have been downright insufferable had he won.)

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