Just saw the episode of 1000 Ways to Die where a tattoo parlor artist swallows a teflon chain and reattaches it so it forms a continuous loop from his ass to mouth. Died from apparently getting hung on the chain, it going taut and cutting up his internal organs.
I really question the validity of these deaths sometimes. Kind of like the Sign Spinner who cut his own jugular.
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