Board 8 > Miller punch-top can

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Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:49:00 PM #1:	This may be the dumbest marketing gimmick I have ever seen in my lifetime. 1. Does Miller actually expect me to waste my time finding an icepick to poke a hole in my beer can before drinking it? 2. Is the lack of a siphon really a f*ing problem when drinking beer? OH NO THE BEER IS POURING INTO MY MOUTH AT UNEVEN INTERVALS, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ITS SPILLING EVERYWHERE 3. Does Miller actually think that people are pouring their pisswater beer OUT OF THE CAN AND INTO A GLASS TO AERATE IT? This is the only reason why a "smooth pour" would even be an issue. And here I thought the coors 'coolness meter,' Miller's 'triple hops brew technique' or the stupid 'vortex bottle' could not be topped in terms of idiocy -- SephirothG*, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090100] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> This may be the dumbest marketing gimmick I have ever seen in my lifetime.1. Does Miller actually expect me to waste my time finding an icepick to poke a hole in my beer can before drinking it?2. Is the lack of a siphon really a f**ing problem when drinking beer? OH NO THE BEER IS POURING INTO MY MOUTH AT UNEVEN INTERVALS, I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ITS SPILLING EVERYWHERE3. Does Miller actually think that people are pouring their pisswater beer OUT OF THE CAN AND INTO A GLASS TO AERATE IT? This is the only reason why a "smooth pour" would even be an issue.And here I thought the coors 'coolness meter,' Miller's 'triple hops brew technique' or the stupid 'vortex bottle' could not be topped in terms of idiocy -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/29/12 4:51:00 PM #2:	the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercial -- http://i.imgur.com/5vOFJ.gif <cite>TimJab posted [p:1090101] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercial -- http://i.imgur.com/5vOFJ.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 04/29/12 4:52:00 PM #3:	From: TimJab \| #002 the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercial came in here to post this -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:1090102] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> From: TimJab \| #002the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercialcame in here to post this -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:52:00 PM #4:	*TimJab posted...* the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercial nothing is more infuriating than watching people icepick their beer cans at a party for puposes other than shotgunning -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090103] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> TimJab posted...the vortex bottle will never be topped because of that one infuriating commercialnothing is more infuriating than watching people icepick their beer cans at a party for puposes other than shotgunning -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/29/12 4:53:00 PM #5:	that one guy: i'll take the regular bottle, i don't see what's so special about the vortex one ****: IT HAS GROOVES insert wildly inappropriate personal attack* "it has grooves" is literally her only argument as to what's so special about it -- http://bryandanielson.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/photo3.jpg <cite>TimJab posted [p:1090104] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> that oneguy: i'll take the regular bottle, i don't see what's so special about the vortex one****: IT HAS GROOVES insert wildly inappropriate personal attack*"it has grooves" is literally her only argument as to what's so special about it -- http://bryandanielson.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/photo3.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robazoid 04/29/12 4:53:00 PM #6:	Its an arms race of dumb beer ideas to appeal to stupid people This won't be the end of it -- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D <cite>Robazoid posted [p:1090105] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> Its an arms race of dumb beer ideas to appeal to stupid peopleThis won't be the end of it -- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/29/12 4:55:00 PM #7:	i hope that guy tipped her whatever amount of change it took to get an even dollar amount on his charge bill is $87.81, that ** is getting 19 cents -- http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/himommangold_thumb.jpg <cite>TimJab posted [p:1090106] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> i hope that guy tipped her whatever amount of change it took to get an even dollar amount on his chargebill is $87.81, that ** is getting 19 cents -- http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/himommangold_thumb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:55:00 PM #8:	*TimJab posted...* that one guy: i'll take the regular bottle, i don't see what's so special about the vortex one ****: IT HAS GROOVES insert wildly inappropriate personal attack* "it has grooves" is literally her only argument as to what's so special about it Tim I don't think we've ever disagreed more on a topic Punch-top can >>> Vortex bottle in terms of asinine ideas -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090107] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> TimJab posted...that oneguy: i'll take the regular bottle, i don't see what's so special about the vortex one****: IT HAS GROOVES insert wildly inappropriate personal attack*"it has grooves" is literally her only argument as to what's so special about itTim I don't think we've ever disagreed more on a topicPunch-top can >>> Vortex bottle in terms of asinine ideas -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 04/29/12 4:55:00 PM #9:	I at least understand the POINT of a punch-top. I still don't get what the vortex bottle did exactly. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:1090108] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> I at least understand the POINT of a punch-top. I still don't get what the vortex bottle did exactly. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/29/12 4:56:00 PM #10:	i have never even heard of this punch top can so i can't really comment on it but i feel like it would be awesome if a can of beer came with a tiny ice pick so i don't have to use my car keys to shotgun so it can't be that bad -- http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/670/ohbrett.png <cite>TimJab posted [p:1090109] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> i have never even heard of this punch top can so i can't really comment on itbut i feel like it would be awesome if a can of beer came with a tiny ice pick so i don't have to use my car keys to shotgun so it can't be that bad -- http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/670/ohbrett.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:58:00 PM #11:	*SmartMuffin posted...* I at least understand the POINT of a punch-top. I still don't get what the vortex bottle did exactly. The grooves allowed the beer to pour out better to avoid foam, so basically the punch-top can does the same thing (assuming that some tool is actually pouring their swillbeer into a glass) Most wine bottles are 'vortexed' as well -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090110] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> SmartMuffin posted...I at least understand the POINT of a punch-top. I still don't get what the vortex bottle did exactly.The grooves allowed the beer to pour out better to avoid foam, so basically the punch-top can does the same thing (assuming that some tool is actually pouring their swillbeer into a glass)Most wine bottles are 'vortexed' as well -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:59:00 PM #12:	*TimJab posted...* i have never even heard of this punch top can so i can't really comment on it but i feel like it would be awesome if a can of beer came with a tiny ice pick so i don't have to use my car keys to shotgun so it can't be that bad THE F*ING WORST -- SephirothG*, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090111] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> TimJab posted...i have never even heard of this punch top can so i can't really comment on itbut i feel like it would be awesome if a can of beer came with a tiny ice pick so i don't have to use my car keys to shotgun so it can't be that badTHE F**ING WORST -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 4:59:00 PM #13:	Literally using a grappling hook to poke a hole in the can -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090112] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> Literally using a grappling hook to poke a hole in the can -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 04/29/12 5:01:00 PM #14:	I've been watching Mad Men recently and they had punch-top cans in the 60's, you used one of those can opener things to poke a hole in both sides of the top. What's new about this? -- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:1090113] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> I've been watching Mad Men recently and they had punch-top cans in the 60's, you used one of those can opener things to poke a hole in both sides of the top. What's new about this? -- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name...But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/29/12 5:01:00 PM #15:	oh it doesn't actually come with a pick? then yeah that's stupid -- Also even I have to give the Rangers credit right now. They're better than we are. - ExThaNemesis <cite>TimJab posted [p:1090114] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> oh it doesn't actually come with a pick?then yeah that's stupid -- Also even I have to give the Rangers credit right now. They're better than we are. - ExThaNemesis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 04/29/12 5:03:00 PM #16:	*MrGreenonion posted...* I've been watching Mad Men recently and they had punch-top cans in the 60's, you used one of those can opener things to poke a hole in both sides of the top. What's new about this? They put an indent there -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:1090115] in Miller pun... [t:62679531]...</cite> <quote> MrGreenonion posted...I've been watching Mad Men recently and they had punch-top cans in the 60's, you used one of those can opener things to poke a hole in both sides of the top. What's new about this?They put an indent there -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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