Board 8 > You are now - An illustrated CYOA - Part 4: 50 CENTS well spent

(+) Yeah! (+)

Yay?

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Suck it, Gen.

















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Yay, FAH is back~!

And what I meant by

was that possible enemies that might go to the security room and watch Dan when he's on one of the spots caught on camera. >_>

Regardless, development! And back story! Did Dan get shot when he was admiring a graffiti and woke up in the shopping mall but nobody could see him?

Anyway...
The next action requires some thinking...
Something like rolling the tires to catch the attention of the fuzzy enemies?

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Oh, I am one yet many.

Eh, I prefer the New YAN art direction. The classic style is so contrived...

Anyway, the Taser we have is broken right? So it's useless to us except as a plastic noise-maker...

>Throw TASER down CAR LOT away from NEAREST EXIT RAMP and take it while the the THINGIES are distracted by the noise

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Gen, learn to use your surroundings!

>Text Chris to check on whereabouts.
>Obtain tire from storage room, roll it out of storage room doorway such that it rolls down the nearby down-ramp.

Don't we need to get upstairs anyways? There's probably plenty of guys downstairs too.

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Yay, we're back in business!


I prefer...

>Wear STACK OF TIRES as a nifty cartoon-inspired disguise and TIPTOE across the parking garage.


If that won't work,

>Prepare to fight the THINGIES with the FIRE HOSE, Transporter 2-style.

Or maybe, y'know, just spray them with the fire hose. Then they'd be soggy thingies, and they probably wouldn't be able to move as well.

Tire disguise sounds sounds good but I have a better idea for taking the fuzzies down.

>Put coin on the end of the hoses spray nozzle and launch it at high velocity.

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>Throw TASER down CAR LOT away from THE EXITS and take THE ACCESS DOOR
>if you CANNOT make it to THE ACCESS DOOR without encountering a fuzzy then take the closest EXIT RAMP

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>Cry a bit

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Everyone has good ideas so its time for the super idea.


1) CRY a bit.

2) TEXT Chris Again.

3) ROLL the tire down a down ramp as a DISTRACTION

4) Then quickly throw the BROKEN TASER after it for a LOUDER DISTRACTION

5) Then fill the HOSE with COINS and attack them with the SUPER-SOAKER-SPEED-COINS.



Dan will stop acting lame once he finally has a few more KO's under his belt so we need to work towards that sooner rather than later imo.

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I can assure you what was behind my 3rd floor door was far more exciting. Well, fear not, REVOLUTIONS have a habit of... CIRCLING back AROUND.

Anyway, all of the ideas sound good so far. Let's put in a bonus:

> If all else fails, RUN up the NEAREST RAMP

Since he's going to do it anyway, we may as well claim it as our idea.

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Taught my final lesson tonight and my college course is over. Well, over in the sense that all the real work is done. Gotta tidy up some loose ends over the weekend, but mostly just admin stuff. That means I can focus on YAN! Hooray!

For the record, I've been on this college course for as long as I've been doing YAN, so it's sooooooo nice not having to choose which one to do anymore.

Anyhow, pages tomorrow.

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Gimme a break, I worked on it all evening. Anyhow, I have work in seven hours, so I'm gonna sleep. I'm almost done, got like three commands left. Your faults for making me draw a ****ing hose.

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There, there.

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Here, here!

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FAHtastic posted...

Your faults for making me draw a ****ing hose.

=x

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Da fuq, I could've SWORN we grabbed that TASER!

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You didn't. The relevant commands are in this topic, so feel free to go back and check.

A few of you talked as though you had though. I thought it'd be funnier not to correct you.

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Screw finding another way up. Doesn't Chris have a car? Of course he does, how else would he get to the mall?

>Text Chris that there's a LARGE FUZZY blocking the entrance to the FOURTH FLOOR LOT and tell him to run his fat ass over with his VEHICLE

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>Check HAT for ANOTHER WAY UP

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GenesisSaga posted...

Screw finding another way up. Doesn't Chris have a car? Of course he does, how else would he get to the mall?

>Text Chris that there's a LARGE FUZZY blocking the entrance to the FOURTH FLOOR LOT and tell him to run his fat ass over with his VEHICLE

Then hop into Chris's VEHICLE while it's still moving DUKES OF HAZARD STYLE!

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I really have no idea what all the items in our inventory are. (Well, most of them.) I could probably reread the whole thread to figure that out, but yeah...

>Tiptoe around the nearby car, to the wall, and go through the door.


Unless we can convince Dan not to be a chickens**t, at which point we could say something like "prep fire extinguisher, place coins in the nozzle, and launch them the way you intended to work the fire hose." But I'm pretty sure that'll never happen.

Dan is such a p***y it's embarrassing.

There is no way that car plan could go wrong

<_<

>throw your COINS across the parking garage to distract the one by the machine
>Make a break for the ACCESS DOOR

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Maniac64 posted...

There is no way that car plan could go wrong

I know, ain't it great?

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>Check BOX for STUFF you can use
>Kick VENDOR for delicious NINJA COLA that will drop out for FREE (can't waste coins here)
>Head out UPPER DOOR to meet CHRIS and then KNEE HIM in his NADS for being suck a smug dick

The GIF was bothering me, so I've re-uploaded it. Should be fine now.

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Yay this is still alive! :)

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Of course we can waste coins. They will return to us anyways, I thought?

And who knows what kind of power NINJALICIOUS NINJA COLA has when it is actually COLD instead of ROOM TEMPERATURE.

I say we use this opportunity to stock up.

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Only the minimum amount returns, FD. If we spend $1.50 in change we'll get like three nickels back.

Ha! And people thought the coins would be a terrible weapon! Worked just fine. Yup.

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eh fine we'll go for a SKADOOSH instead.


>SKADOOSH the COLA MACHINE.



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azuarc posted...

I really have no idea what all the items in our inventory are. (Well, most of them.) I could probably reread the whole thread to figure that out, but yeah....

From left to right:

First row: Phone, driving licenses (fake and real), wallet, used ticket stub, headphones, condoms, car keys.
Second row: Debit card, library card, mints, comb, bacon voucher, wristbands, anarchy shirt.
Third row: Security office key, badge, other badge, radio, fire extinguisher, marker pen.

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Can you explain the significance of this gif?



OLD BOYS

RUN CRY BLEED

... Die.

I DUN GET IT!

It's lol foreshadowing.

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Oh cool, my plan worked even better than intended! Hopefully we got a little experience for that fuzzy kill.

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>Go up to the uppermost floor.

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>Bump topic to the uppermost page.

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Man the action I posted had hilarious results.

>Carefully open the door to the fourth floor parking level and peek to see what is beyond

If you see the giant fuzzy:
>Quickly shut the door, cluck like a chicken and climb on top of the ninja-cola vending machine.

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Gonna go see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter tomorrow after work, but I'll try and get something up after that.

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I am okay with this development.

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Right, I did go see Abraham Lincoln as promised, but no pages. I have drawn the fourth floor background in advance, for a change, but I forgot one quite important feature, so as soon as that's drawn (probably tomorrow), then pages. Hurrah.

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Was the feature cars?

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Was it hard to do?

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Was it Mustard in the ballroom with a lead pipe?

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Several days of my life appear to have completely disappeared, at least with regard to presence on B8. So hey, new pages, and an explanation of our inventory.

>Drop NEEDLESS JUNK.

We clearly have some, like a used ticket stub? Besides that, yeah, check the box and go upstairs.

GenesisSaga posted...

Was it Mustard in the ballroom with a lead pipe?

Gen, I'm disappointed you didn't catch the very obvious (not really) reference!

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