Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: Your breasts. Are also an ocean.

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Need a GIF of that Aranea pitter-patter STAT. It's almost as good as Kanaya's!

Terezi > Vriska > Kanaya > Karkat > Meenah > Aradia > Aranea > Equius > Sollux > Gamzee > Tavros > Nepeta > Eridan > Feferi




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Ew, Tavros so low...

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From: tereziWright | #151
Aranea > Equius > Sollux > Gamzee > Tavros > Nepeta > Eridan > Feferi

I just don't get it. This is more baffling to me than the Nepeta fanbase and the crazy Eridan fans. I don't understand the appeal.

Unless you consider Mindfang and Aranea the same character for some odd reason.

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Ew, Eridan so low...

hivebent part 2 plz now thx

and here i am right on cue to represent the crazy eridan fans~

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I didn't even like Mindfang. The journals are the only things in Homestuck I kinda just skimmed. I didn't completely ignore them, but I didn't pay full attention like I do with all the other logs.

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I love the irony of how Aranea tried to make a point about how stupid bluntness in storytelling is, and ended up making a wall of text of things we already knew anyway.

I don't think there was a single new piece of info in there! But hopefully we get some answers about how Condy took over Derse now.

Dude.

I think that's the Batterwitch.

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Top-tier Jake moment

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

"Jake, no! What are you doing????????"

Now we just need to find out that Meenah is Jake's and Aranea's baby.

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oh my god

jake is so amazing

also, if we're going to do this

Karkat > Terezi > Vriska > Gamzee > Eridan > Equius > Meenah > Tavros > Aradia > Kanaya > Aranea > Nepeta > Sollux > Feferi

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Sure why not I guess

Karkat > Gamzee > Terezi > Aradia > Equius > Kanaya > Meenah > Aranea > Nepeta > Tavros > Vriska > Feferi > Eridan > Sollux

Shrug! I guess they're sort of in the middle for now. They're still new. It's hard for me to judge how I feel about them without more perspective.

lets get some people who aint sollux hatin losers to do a glubbin rankin

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Sollux is solidly mid tier. if i were to take the time to rank, he would pretty much be dead center.

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It's too bad we're right in the middle of a topic, because DIE FISH HITLER DIE would make the best topic title.

Karkat > Terezi > Vriska > Kanaya > Eridan > Gamzee > Meenah > Aradia > Nepeta > Sollux > Tavros > Equius > Aranea > Feferi

Aranea is zzzz and quite a disappointment considering she's supposed to be Mindfang (who is great). Meenah is pretty cool and will probably rise higher if she does more in the story.


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Man, did you read Mindfang's journals? Aranea is totally her to a T.

I'm not seeing it. She's way too nice.


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Well, aside from the fact that Aranea seemed to have become who she wanted to be as opposed to who she actually is, I mean, the walls of text, flowery prose, crazy level of detail in exposition, Mindfang was always a total nerd in my mind. We never actually knew Mindfang, anyway, except what she projected herself to be like in her journals. I think people just expected her to be pirate Vriska. I'm glad she's a unique person instead of being pirate Vriska.

Now we just need to find out that Meenah is Jake's and Aranea's baby.

But... Meenah is Jake's "baby" if you stretch definitions far enough. Ok you have to stretch them really far and also assume that Jake does become Lord English.

interesting...today's xkcd is oddly focused on killing hitler as well...

http://xkcd.com/1063/

coincidence? or is there like, a national godwin's law day i don't know about?

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From: Paratroopa1 | #168
Well, aside from the fact that Aranea seemed to have become who she wanted to be as opposed to who she actually is, I mean, the walls of text, flowery prose, crazy level of detail in exposition, Mindfang was always a total nerd in my mind. We never actually knew Mindfang, anyway, except what she projected herself to be like in her journals. I think people just expected her to be pirate Vriska. I'm glad she's a unique person instead of being pirate Vriska.

They share the shame manner of talking, but no way. Mindfang is a ruthless pirate who like Vriska is self-absorbed in her own misdeeds and destiny. Aranea is really nice and an exposition fetishist. Similar personalities, but not completely the same, like all of the post-scratch analogues, so I wouldn't consider them the same person.

Plus she seems to speak of post-scratch Alternia with some distaste. I don't think Mindfang is specifically the person she wanted to be, just someone she idolizes because Mindfang actually went on adventures, raping and plundering and murdering her way across a planet. Aranea obviously is obsessed with stories, so that's cool to her, especially considering her own adventure was reduced to futility in the end.

It's an interesting angle on a character but god damn her personality ruins it.

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Araneas starting to warm up to me. Used to hate her but this last conversation has definitely stepped her up a bit.

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Yay!!!!!!!! Troll rankings!!!!!!!!

Karka t> Vriska = Aranea> Gamzee > Sollux > uu = Aradia = Nepeta > Terezi > Meenah = Tavros > Kanaya > UU > Equius > Fefefri > Eridan

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are we troll ranking

let's do this

Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Aradia > Kanaya > uu > Sollux > Aranea > Nepeta > Equius > Gamzee > UU > Meenah > Eridan > Feferi > Tavros

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Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Aradia > Aranea > Kanaya > Nepeta > Meenah > Equias > Sollux >Tavros > Gamzee > Feferi > Eridan

Mm...having a time getting a good placement for uu and UU. Their arc, while involving many others, firmly revolves around each other and I find it hard to separate the one from the other when establishing a ranking placement. Probably middleish tier I guess, as they have done some nice things.

I guess by strict average sollux would not be middle tier, but really...anything above him are trolls I care about, and anything below him are trolls that might as well not exist...

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Oh god not the troll rankings again this is always disaste-

Karkat >= Vriska > Gamzee > Terezi > Kanaya > Tavros > Equius > Meenah > Sollux > uu > Nepeta > Aradia > Feferi > Eridan > UU > Aranea

Meenah will probably go up as long as she continues to get screentime, since I like her a lot, but the ones above her have are too established and have too many great moments for her to be that high just yet.

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I have found that I have an irrational hatred of leaving out the apostrophe in we're. That is bugging more than any quick outside of Feferi.

Karkat > Terezi > Vriska > Aradia > Kanaya > Tavros > Nepeta > Gamzee > Eridan > Sollux > Aranea > Meenah > Equius > Feferi

Top Tier characters are Nepeta up, Mid tier is Gamzee to Aranea, Low tier is the other three.

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Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Equius > Sollux > Nepeta > Aranea > Kanaya > Aradia > Gamzee > Meenah > Tavros > Feferi > Eridan

Kanaya and up are the great ones.

I like 'em all though.

Jake's a pretty cool guy

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SantaRPG posted...

ya were see

ya were sea

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Personally, I find kid rankings to be a lot more interesting.

Dave > Roxy > Jake > John > Rose > Dirk > Jade > Jane

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you crazy bastard

next you'll have us making combined kid/troll rankings, you psychopath

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God Tier
Karkat
Dave
Terezi

Cool Tier
Everyone Else

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

But... we just had a character ranking contest! And it was terrible, like all the stupid contests this board likes to put up all the time. It's almost as if this board was MADE for these dumb things.

I just did rankings in the last topic... Oh well, now with pre-scratch trolls:

Tavros > Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Equius > Eridan > Aranea > Aradia > Sollux > Kanaya > Meenah > Gamzee > Feferi > Nepeta

Still don't feel like I can rank UU/uu until we see things from their perspective and not just pesterlogs. Assuming that ever happens.


Also I guess:

John > Dirk > Dave > Jake > Roxy > Jade > Rose > Jane

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god damn why are you forcing me to do this

Karkat > Eridan > Terezi > Equius > Kanaya >= Meenah > uu > Aradia > Vriska > Gamzee > Nepeta > UU > Tavros > Aranea > Sollux > Feferi


John > Roxy >= Dave > Rose >= Jane = Jake > Dirk > Jade


And a new addition, the Dirks ranking!

AR > Mind Dirk >= Past Dirk > Bro > Dreamself Dirk > Dirk

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oh no kid rankings ahhhh

Roxy > Dave > Rose > Dirk > Jake > Jane > John > Jade

Takfloyd_mkII__ posted...

But... we just had a character ranking contest! And it was terrible, like all the stupid contests this board likes to put up all the time. It's almost as if this board was MADE for these dumb things.

God forbid the most popular characters win in a popularity contest.

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GeneralKenobi85 posted...

Jake's a pretty cool guy

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XD Jake.

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oh my god is meenah getting off on this

ahaahahahahahaha-wut

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Black romance in the air.

I suppose that narrows the Aranea/Meenah quadrant possibilities to 2!

DIRK: You didn't see nothin'.
TEREZI: (y3s)
TEREZI: (th4t 1s tru3)

Best.

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JAKE: I WONT LET YOU TURN MY PLANET INTO WATERWORLD!
JAKE: THAT MOVIE WAS GREAT! BUT NOT *THAT* GREAT!

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Black Turtle did a pretty good job.

I'm beginning to think Mind-Dirk is the actual Dirk. Don't ask me how that would work, but he has precedence for controlling multiple consciousnesses at once, so there's that.

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Jake is too good. ruffianism

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So I guess Terezi actually shouts when she speaks. The caps weren't just a quirk. >_>

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kevwaffles posted...

I'm beginning to think Mind-Dirk is the actual Dirk. Don't ask me how that would work, but he has precedence for controlling multiple consciousnesses at once, so there's that.

I don't think so. No one else can see him besides Terezi, and I don't know how he'd somehow implant his conciousness inside of Jake's brain. Plus, Terezi is the Seer of mind

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I always assume she was very loud. Like Haruko from FLCL.

But the reason it was caps in the first place was because it was hard to read with lowercase.

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