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MabusIncarnate
04/06/17 2:51:51 AM
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Have belly buttons? They didn't develop in a uterus.

Answer me CE.
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GODTIER
04/06/17 2:53:10 AM
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Because belly buttons were part of God's plan
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FlashOfLight
04/06/17 9:48:41 AM
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They wouldn't.
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Caution999
04/06/17 9:50:38 AM
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Maybe God put them there for style.
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RickyTheBAWSE
04/06/17 9:52:36 AM
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aesthetics. they serve no purpose outside of appearance. they didn't want their children to feel like freaks.

one of those kids was bipolar.
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DevsBro
04/06/17 9:54:02 AM
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Why would God give them special biology and then change the biology of their children directly?
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/06/17 9:54:44 AM
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I think their names were Bert and Gretchen.
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mvillanueva88
04/06/17 9:57:34 AM
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The real question is why would they be left alone alone with a loaded gun(tree of wisdom), and told not to touch it. No explanation or safety around it. I sure wouldn't leave my children with a loaded gun in the middle of their room and just walk away.
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DevsBro
04/06/17 10:14:21 AM
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The real question is why would they be left alone with a loaded gun(tree of wisdom), and told not to touch it. No explanation or safety around it. I sure wouldn't leave my children with a loaded gun in the middle of their room and just walk away.

This is a good question, and we're never given an answer but here's my take on it:

I love Mrs. DevsBro more than anything in the world. She's the only family member I got to choose, and the only one I ever will get to choose. Knowing that I chose her and she chose me makes the relationship so much better. I mean I love my brother too but I didn't have a choice but to he his brother. Even if we hated each other, we would still be brothers. But with Mrs. DevsBro, the nature of the relationship is in love. It's what defines our relationship to each other, as evidenced by our having the choice.

So I think the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was necessary to God's vision for mankind. He had angels to worship him and fellowship with but what else were they gonna do? The tree existed so that man could choose God instead.

Of course God knew how things were going to play out. He knew Adam and Eve were both gonna screw it up. He knew you and I were gonna screw it up. But I think God found it worth the disappointments to have that by-choice relationship with us that we can have through Jesus. Mrs. DevsBro lets me down from time to time but she's well worth it.
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Giant_Aspirin
04/06/17 10:15:30 AM
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what makes you think they had belly buttons?
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Questionmarktarius
04/06/17 10:17:13 AM
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mvillanueva88 posted...
The real question is why would they be left alone alone with a loaded gun(tree of wisdom), and told not to touch it.

Go google "if man obeyed god".
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iosifsvoboda
04/06/17 10:20:31 AM
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The story of Adam and Eve is a metaphor for the evolutionary transformation of animalistic humanoids into modern humans.
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CapnMuffin
04/06/17 10:22:42 AM
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He made Adam out of the earth and that's where the injection point of the mold was.
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The Nintendo Master
04/06/17 10:24:20 AM
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Navelites vs. Non-Navelites.

Yes, it's actually a thing.
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ReignFury
04/06/17 10:25:48 AM
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Adam and Even were also 90 foot tall and lived for a thousand years
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RickyTheBAWSE
04/06/17 11:04:05 AM
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ReignFury posted...
Adam and Even were also 90 foot tall and lived for a thousand years


plot twist: Adam and Eve were Titans.
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chill02
04/06/17 11:05:21 AM
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Adam was a planet, and Eve was a room outside
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Laserion
04/06/17 11:15:11 AM
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The tree is the spinal chord, and the snake is really Sophia. She wanted to guide humans back to the Pleroma, but Yaldabaoth didn't want to lose control of them.
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eston
04/06/17 11:19:27 AM
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I don't think the bible ever mentions them having belly buttons

And all those paintings came much later. The artists probably didn't even think about it. Half those guys didn't even seem to know what babies looked like, much less have any concept that belly buttons have anything to do with being born
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