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Liberals
04/06/17 4:39:50 AM
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I met her a few weeks ago at work, her company caters most of my office's meetings. We hit it off, had a few dates, the latest of which was last night and we got at it after.

She told me that was her first time and I didn't know what to say, so I just thanked her for trusting me enough for that and asked her if she was okay. She was acting normal enough. I didn't want to leave but had to but I feel bad. I just kissed her on the forehead a lot and told her to call or text if she needed anything.

That's the first time I've been someone's first and had I known I probably would've behaved differently but for the most part I'm just worried she's going to get weird about it. People can say it's not a big deal but I don't trust that.

I just don't need a clingy lady friend right now. She was so not obviously inexperienced for me to have picked up on that and I'm just hoping now that she's cool about it. It wasn't like a hit it and quit it thing and I'm not adverse to a relationship but the brakes will have to be pumped a bit and I just realized that makes me sound like a douche bag from 90210 or Degrassi.
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Ruvan22
04/06/17 4:42:00 AM
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Why do/did you think she wasn't inexperienced?
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DuffBeer
04/06/17 4:42:43 AM
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I'll take "Things That Happened for 5,000,000," Alex.
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MakoReizei
04/06/17 4:44:01 AM
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 4:45:04 AM
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Did you notice any blood?
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Sativa_Rose
04/06/17 4:45:09 AM
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Well just be honest and don't act in a way that is not consistent with what you actually want. Don't be afraid to tell her that you're not looking for anything serious, especially if it seems that she wants to move it in that direction.
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ReedRothchiId
04/06/17 4:45:30 AM
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Liberals
04/06/17 4:49:54 AM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Why do/did you think she wasn't inexperienced?


She went through all the motions very well. I initiated everything but she wasn't like, coyish or uncomfortable with anything.


DuffBeer posted...
I'll take "Things That Happened for 5,000,000," Alex.


har har

MakoReizei posted...
nice.


is it tho

evoL_nekorB posted...
Did you notice any blood?



No but i also didnt look for any because that's largely a myth.

Sativa_Rose posted...
Well just be honest and don't act in a way that is not consistent with what you actually want. Don't be afraid to tell her that you're not looking for anything serious, especially if it seems that she wants to move it in that direction.


I am open to options but it's just, that's kinda huge to just breeze through.

ReedRothchiId posted...
How fat was she?


A little chubby but she carries it weird because she's short.
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ReedRothchiId
04/06/17 4:50:35 AM
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 4:51:27 AM
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Ever think she might just be lying to you to make you feel good? Wedding Crashers.
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MakoReizei
04/06/17 4:54:20 AM
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Liberals posted...
is it tho

why woudn't it? nobody wants leftovers.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/06/17 4:54:30 AM
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was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.
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Sativa_Rose
04/06/17 5:04:15 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.


wtf is wrong with you?
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/06/17 5:14:12 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.


wtf is wrong with you?


yeah I felt bad for a day or so
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 5:15:19 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

Doggystyle bro!
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/06/17 5:18:35 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

Doggystyle bro!


if the front is all nasty and hairy, I'm not sticking around to see what the back looks like. Hair doesn't magically stop growing when it gets close to the booty. Not a risk I'm about to take.

I mean, I can deal with some hair, but I feel a sexually active woman should groom to some extent.
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 5:20:34 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

Doggystyle bro!


if the front is all nasty and hairy, I'm not sticking around to see what the back looks like. Hair doesn't magically stop growing when it gets close to the booty. Not a risk I'm about to take.

I mean, I can deal with some hair, but I feel a sexually active woman should groom to some extent.

Haha you're a funny guy. Now how much hair are we talking about here? Was it like a chia pet?
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/06/17 5:38:11 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

Doggystyle bro!


if the front is all nasty and hairy, I'm not sticking around to see what the back looks like. Hair doesn't magically stop growing when it gets close to the booty. Not a risk I'm about to take.

I mean, I can deal with some hair, but I feel a sexually active woman should groom to some extent.

Haha you're a funny guy. Now how much hair are we talking about here? Was it like a chia pet?


tbh, I didn't even look. It was also dark. I felt a chia forest with my hand and that was enough for me. TBF, she was kinda weird in general. Which I didn't know at first...we met at a conference at the hotel bar, and as the evening went on, she told me more and more weird stuff about herself. She was from Texas, raised very religiously, lost her virginity at 21 or something and that pleasure herself. At that point I should have jumped ship, but I figured whatever...which then led to the hairy situation in her hotel room.
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 5:42:42 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
was she disgustingly hairy or nice and clean down there?
I hooked up with an American girl once, she was so hairy. I said I needed to go get a condom and never came back, it was nasty.

Doggystyle bro!


if the front is all nasty and hairy, I'm not sticking around to see what the back looks like. Hair doesn't magically stop growing when it gets close to the booty. Not a risk I'm about to take.

I mean, I can deal with some hair, but I feel a sexually active woman should groom to some extent.

Haha you're a funny guy. Now how much hair are we talking about here? Was it like a chia pet?


tbh, I didn't even look. It was also dark. I felt a chia forest with my hand and that was enough for me. TBF, she was kinda weird in general. Which I didn't know at first...we met at a conference at the hotel bar, and as the evening went on, she told me more and more weird stuff about herself. She was from Texas, raised very religiously, lost her virginity at 21 or something and that pleasure herself. At that point I should have jumped ship, but I figured whatever...which then led to the hairy situation in her hotel room.

Hey at least you stuck around for awhile, it's not like you split after one red flag. Funny stuff though.
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TommyG663513
04/06/17 5:47:12 AM
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So how old was the girl who lost her V card?
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ReignFury
04/06/17 5:51:38 AM
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I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 5:55:12 AM
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ReignFury posted...
I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.

How long did it take for you to smash once you met her?
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ReignFury
04/06/17 6:04:36 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.

How long did it take for you to smash once you met her?


The next day, she actually hit on me in front of another girl and asked me to come back to her place. When she said she was a virgin I initially thought it was a waste of time but I could eat everything in her fridge the next day, the next morning she gave it up
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evoL_nekorB
04/06/17 6:07:38 AM
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ReignFury posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.

How long did it take for you to smash once you met her?


The next day, she actually hit on me in front of another girl and asked me to come back to her place. When she said she was a virgin I initially thought it was a waste of time but I could eat everything in her fridge the next day, the next morning she gave it up

And her ex couldn't hit it after 6 years?! Wow. I'm thinking she did that as some kind of revenge on her ex or something but either way good stuff man.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/06/17 6:13:26 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.

How long did it take for you to smash once you met her?


The next day, she actually hit on me in front of another girl and asked me to come back to her place. When she said she was a virgin I initially thought it was a waste of time but I could eat everything in her fridge the next day, the next morning she gave it up

And her ex couldn't hit it after 6 years?! Wow. I'm thinking she did that as some kind of revenge on her ex or something but either way good stuff man.

Thinking this too, lol
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ReignFury
04/06/17 6:19:35 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
ReignFury posted...
I smashed a virgin once, she was a year older (23) and waiting for marriage but I took it as a challenge. About four days later she kicked me out when she saw the girls on my social media. The best part was her ex dated her for 6 years and didnt get any.

How long did it take for you to smash once you met her?


The next day, she actually hit on me in front of another girl and asked me to come back to her place. When she said she was a virgin I initially thought it was a waste of time but I could eat everything in her fridge the next day, the next morning she gave it up

And her ex couldn't hit it after 6 years?! Wow. I'm thinking she did that as some kind of revenge on her ex or something but either way good stuff man.

Thinking this too, lol


I didnt really a revenge vibe, ive done the revenge thing with the guys clothes still on floor, usually the girl just wants to fuck. No i think he was just a lame duck or maybe too religious or something.
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