Current Events > $1 billion but you have to survive living in a jungle of wild animals for 1 week

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Scotty_Rogers
04/09/17 9:51:14 PM
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You have a sword and shield to defend yourself
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awesome999
04/09/17 9:52:37 PM
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Alone? What jungle? Like the Amazonian rainforest?
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mattnd2007
04/09/17 9:53:18 PM
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is that all i have? no survival helping stuff?

i'm gonna say i'd probably die lol.
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1NfamousACE_2
04/09/17 9:53:31 PM
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I would do it
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Zack_Attackv1
04/12/17 6:11:50 AM
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BoyOfBattle
04/12/17 6:15:38 AM
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i'd trade the sword and shield for a jug of water. then i'd take it easy peasy
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Rika_Furude
04/12/17 6:20:42 AM
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Id be stung by some fist sized wasp or something and die a slow and excruciating death
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Link HT
04/12/17 6:23:32 AM
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Dehydration and starvation would be a much bigger issue than wild animals and a sword and shield are basically useless in that scenario.
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BoyOfBattle
04/12/17 6:24:18 AM
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you literally can't starve in just a week
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Returning_CEmen
04/12/17 6:25:44 AM
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Naked and Afraid has shown me this can easily be done. Most of the time they last 21 days and hardly eat anything. A week would be easy.
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Rika_Furude
04/12/17 6:25:50 AM
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BoyOfBattle posted...
you literally can't starve in just a week

Can you fend off a swarm of giant wasps? Sleep safely in scorpion centipede spider land?

If a jumping ant ambuses you youre fucked
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eggcorn
04/12/17 6:26:05 AM
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I'm in
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Chicken
04/12/17 6:26:56 AM
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I'll stay hydrated by drinking some fuckin cheetah blood
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Link HT
04/12/17 6:28:13 AM
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BoyOfBattle posted...
you literally can't starve in just a week

you *probably* won't die but you'll be severely fucked up

Try going a week without eating anything and see how that works out
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Shotgunnova
04/12/17 6:29:08 AM
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Survival tips:

1) Find a lime
2) Find a coconut
3) Put lime in the coconut
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BoyOfBattle
04/12/17 6:31:07 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Naked and Afraid has shown me this can easily be done. Most of the time they last 21 days and hardly eat anything. A week would be easy.


that's what im saying man. check out fatty HT up there who cant last a week without a mcdonalds cheeseburger
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gguirao
04/14/17 3:29:51 AM
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No deal.
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MabusIncarnate
04/14/17 3:32:57 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Survival tips:

1) Find a lime
2) Find a coconut
3) Put lime in the coconut

But can I drink them both up?
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Sativa_Rose
04/14/17 3:38:12 AM
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Deal, I'm basically just going to find a water source and hide near there, I will survive without food for 1 week. It will totally suck but it would be worth a billion.
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OwlRammer
04/14/17 3:41:34 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
04/14/17 3:42:21 AM
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Are the animals actively trying to kill me? How do I get there? What kind of wild?

I think I could make this work.
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