Poll of the Day > What is the most bullshit thing you EVER got in trouble for in school?

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I was physically knocked out of my seat on the school bus by this enormous girl who used to bully me and I got written up for "standing while the bus was moving."
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

you must be fun at parties.

I have no friends so the joke is on you
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I went to detention once because I didn't want to lift my shirt to show the vice principal my waistband, it was when sagging was really big in the 90s.

To this day I'm not sure whether he was a pervert or if he had some kind of thing that he felt was legitimate that he was checking for.
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were you sagging
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Mead posted...

WhiskeyDisk posted...

you must be fun at parties.

I have no friends so the joke is on you

it all makes so much sense now.
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My b**** 3rd grade teacher claimed that I touched the paper cutter.
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ecco6t9 posted...

My b**** 3rd grade teacher claimed that I touched the paper cutter.

Lmfao I remember how that was an instant cub change in elementary school

WhiskeyDisk posted...

Mead posted...

WhiskeyDisk posted...

you must be fun at parties.

I have no friends so the joke is on you

it all makes so much sense now.

"fun at parties"

haha such an idiotic thing to say and judge someone
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Philoktetes posted...

were you sagging

No, it was how anyone who wasn't white was treated.
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In middle school me and my buddies use to pinch each others nipple(like every teenage/any aged guy) I got wrote up for doing it as I walked by my friend on the bus...which is completely fine, but on the bus suspension paper it said that I was "grabbing other guys breast"
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Throwing tile at students in art class. I got spanked by the assistant principal.

Wears a t-shirt on the last day on school, as a senior in high school. Had in school suspension lmao. Our dress code changed every year and that year there was a no t-shirt rule.

Beat that.
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FellWolf posted...

Wears a t-shirt on the last day on school, as a senior in high school. Had in school suspension lmao. Our dress code changed every year and that year there was a no t-shirt rule.

Beat that.

A no tshirt rule?

How?

MICHALECOLE posted...

A no tshirt rule?

How?

No idea. Probably because they didn't want people wearing clothes with designs on them. The year before was no hoodies which at least makes sense because people can hide weapons under them.

We also had 1 way hallways and staircases
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Here is another one (this one I probably deserved, but it is still funny even in my 30's):

I had a Spanish teacher in 8th grade (8th grade itself was actually full of interesting stories...) who had the unfortunate luck of having the last name "Areola". So, we are in class and speaking in Spanish and I start using some spanglish for something or another and she calls me out on it. I respond with:

"Lo siento señorita pezón....I MEAN Areola!!!"

Cue the class bursting out in laughter and me getting detention after school.
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When I was in first grade, which was over 20 years ago, I was playing cops and robbers with some other kids and we were shooting our finger guns at each other. I saw a cop drive by and pointed my finger gun at him and said bang. He saw me do this, went to the Principal and they called me and my mom into the office. The principal and the officer both berated me for doing such a thing, even asking me, a seven year old child, how I would like it if someone shot my dad. My mom assured them that the appropriate punishment would take place.

When we left, she told me in the car how fucking stupid it was for them to call us in for that. She then proceeded to call the district superintendent and told him what happened. That principal was not at my school the next year.
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1st or 2nd grade we were learning about dinosaurs. The teacher brought in her own collection of little model dinosaurs. I came in after a day of being absent and the whole class was in trouble because one of the dinos is missing.
Everyone had to stay in for recess. Except me. I'm the only one on the playground with kids I don't really know from other classes.

Turns out the dino was just lost under the teachers desk. She felt real bad about treating a bunch of little kids like thieves and ends up buying everyone ice cream.
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In like grade 2, I was absent for a few days for some reason and I guess someone had spread a rumor that I was dead. I never actually found out how that started. So I came back and well, I wasn't dead obviously, so everyone was super shocked and stuff. I'm not sure how it came to this but I guess somehow the teacher got the idea that I started the rumor. Not really sure how I would've done that since this was before social media and the like, but she tried to keep me inside for recess a couple times to get me to confess and even threatened to phone my parents. I was really worried and upset because I'd never gotten in trouble for anything before and I thought my parents would be mad but when I told my mom she thought it was hilarious. Eventually the teacher dropped the issue because she couldn't prove I did anything.

TL;DR I got in trouble for not being dead.
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Got put in ISS (In School Suspension) for cheating on a test. Except I wasn't cheating. The teacher started screaming at me in the middle of it right in front of the whole class and gave me a zero. ISS is like being one of those orange-suited inmates on the side of the road. I had to clean instead of do my normal classes for a few days. That teacher was a complete piece of shit who loved humiliating the boys of his class while trying to become the girl's favorite teacher.


Almost got suspended for breaking an already half broken tree branch off of a tree. I asked the teacher if I could first, she said yes. The vice principle pulled me in his office the next day and said, verbatim "It doesn't matter what your teacher said, don't listen to her!" among other things while yelling at me. I was sick that day waiting for a ride home.


Had a teacher email my parents saying the reason I was getting bad grades was because I was playing Yugioh in class. My parents flipped out and made me get rid of my cards. The next day she handed out a progress report that showed I had a B. I never played Yugioh in class a single time.


This was all in middle school at the same school. Fuck that school. And for the record, there's more that they did to me there, but I think that's the worst of it.
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