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KookyCouture
04/22/17 8:00:47 PM
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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slothica
04/22/17 8:24:02 PM
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There was a fire at the nymphomaniac circus.

It was fucking-in-tents.
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Microwaved_Eggs
04/22/17 8:42:31 PM
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this sounds like something a moderator would genuinely do
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KookyCouture
04/23/17 6:57:30 AM
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me

I thought it was a nice jester
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Alucard188
04/23/17 7:02:45 AM
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My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.
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YugiNoob
04/23/17 7:12:39 AM
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/23/17 7:14:19 AM
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
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KookyCouture
04/23/17 8:09:47 AM
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Whiteboards are remarkable.
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_Schwarzlicht_
04/23/17 8:53:13 AM
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I once tried on a tight pair of pants. It was like a cheap castle: no ballroom.
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Counundrum
04/23/17 9:03:24 AM
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it's always stationery.
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MJOLNRVII
04/23/17 9:32:21 AM
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SF1c1yd

at this whole topic.
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EyeWontBeFooled
04/23/17 9:37:57 AM
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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese Wuz
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KookyCouture
04/23/17 6:29:08 PM
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/24/17 1:03:01 AM
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A courtroom artist was arrested for an unknown reason...Details are sketchy.
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monkeysRfunny
04/24/17 1:04:36 AM
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Burglars broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shampoo, and deodorant. Dirty bastards...
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_Schwarzlicht_
04/24/17 4:50:33 AM
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Had some really weak coffee the other day, it was like making love in a canoe. Fucking close to water.
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KookyCouture
04/24/17 7:31:20 AM
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I have kleptomania

but when it gets bad, I take something for it
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TropicMoon10
04/24/17 7:42:50 AM
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I wanted to date someone down to earth but I realized I was looking for love in alderaan places
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KookyCouture
04/24/17 7:02:04 PM
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I tried to catch some fog earlier

I mist.
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