Current Events > CE, how do I ask a female her age?

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Marklar 04/25/17 12:21:26 PM #1:	It's to find out if she falls into category of "35 year old+ women with bastard child that BrutaI is in love with". <cite>Marklar posted [p:877868731] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>It's to find out if she falls into category of "35 year old+ women with bastard child that BrutaI is in love with".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 04/25/17 12:23:19 PM #2:	Ask her for her Chinese zodiac and then figure it out. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:877868821] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>Ask her for her Chinese zodiac and then figure it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:24:01 PM #3:	She's from Greece or Norway or something I don't fucking know man. <cite>Marklar posted [p:877868860] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>She's from Greece or Norway or something I don't fucking know man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/25/17 12:40:09 PM #4:	Steal her wallet. --- Moustache twirling villian http://i.imgur.com/uV2Wf1H.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:877869836] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>Steal her wallet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:41:13 PM #5:	I don't steal from Ladies <cite>Marklar posted [p:877869891] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>I don't steal from Ladies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twin3Turbo 04/25/17 12:41:55 PM #6:	"How old are you?" --- https://imgflip.com/gif/di4a4 <cite>Twin3Turbo posted [p:877869926] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>"How old are you?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:42:18 PM #7:	Isn't that rude to ask? <cite>Marklar posted [p:877869946] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>Isn't that rude to ask?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Twin3Turbo 04/25/17 12:43:54 PM #8:	Marklar posted... Isn't that rude to ask? Apparently. Every time I ask and they say something along the lines of "Don't you know you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age", I just follow up with something along the lines of "Yeah but I don't follow the rules", which usually makes them laugh. --- https://imgflip.com/gif/di4a4 <cite>Twin3Turbo posted [p:877870042] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>Marklar posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't that rude to ask?</quote> Apparently. Every time I ask and they say something along the lines of "Don't you know you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age", I just follow up with something along the lines of "Yeah but I don't follow the rules", which usually makes them laugh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jenningsnash313 04/25/17 12:43:57 PM #9:	Marklar posted... Isn't that rude to ask? Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question. --- For all your gaming pleasures: http://www.youtube.com/user/thismikeplaysgames Currently Playing: Majora's Mask, Final Fantasy XIII, Shadow of Mordor <cite>jenningsnash313 posted [p:877870048] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>Marklar posted...</cite> <quote>Isn't that rude to ask?</quote> Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:44:29 PM #10:	Twin3Turbo posted... Apparently. Every time I ask and they say something along the lines of "Don't you know you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age", I just follow up with something along the lines of "Yeah but I don't follow the rules", which usually makes them laugh. Well all I did so far was laugh at her today in a playful way when she couldn't operate a door. I'm thinking tomorrow I steal her laptop and tease her a little. <cite>Marklar posted [p:877870076] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>Twin3Turbo posted...</cite> <quote> Apparently. Every time I ask and they say something along the lines of "Don't you know you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age", I just follow up with something along the lines of "Yeah but I don't follow the rules", which usually makes them laugh.</quote> Well all I did so far was laugh at her today in a playful way when she couldn't operate a door. I'm thinking tomorrow I steal her laptop and tease her a little.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blastia 04/25/17 12:44:32 PM #11:	jenningsnash313 posted... Marklar posted... Isn't that rude to ask? Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question. This! --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>Blastia posted [p:877870079] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>jenningsnash313 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Marklar posted...</cite> <quote> Isn't that rude to ask?</quote> Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question.</quote> This!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:44:43 PM #12:	jenningsnash313 posted... Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question. She's clearly at least 30. Probably 40. <cite>Marklar posted [p:877870085] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>jenningsnash313 posted...</cite> <quote> Say "How old are you, you can't be a day over 25." Then it'll be like a compliment mixed in with the question.</quote> She's clearly at least 30. Probably 40.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/25/17 12:45:31 PM #13:	chinese zodiac is a pretty good one. Then there's other stuff like asking about any siblings and her parents' age, or how long she's been working, or something like that. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:877870128] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>chinese zodiac is a pretty good one. Then there's other stuff like asking about any siblings and her parents' age, or how long she's been working, or something like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 12:59:01 PM #14:	I just wanna open with "So, look, I've got this fetish apparently for women that are 35 or older, ideally in a relationship and with child.Mainly because I want to make them all cheat for some reason. Do you fit into that category and if so, nice shoes, wanna fuck?" <cite>Marklar posted [p:877870886] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>I just wanna open with "So, look, I've got this fetish apparently for women that are 35 or older, ideally in a relationship and with child.Mainly because I want to make them all cheat for some reason. Do you fit into that category and if so, nice shoes, wanna fuck?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 04/25/17 1:01:21 PM #15:	Keith_Valentine posted... Ask her for her Chinese zodiac and then figure it out. That's a good one. --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:877871019] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>Keith_Valentine posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her for her Chinese zodiac and then figure it out.</quote> That's a good one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/25/17 1:02:43 PM #16:	Marklar posted... I just wanna open with "So, look, I've got this fetish apparently for women that are 35 or older, ideally in a relationship and with child.Mainly because I want to make them all cheat for some reason. Do you fit into that category and if so, nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Just show her your amiibo collection, bro. instant panty dropper. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:877871100] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>Marklar posted...</cite> <quote>I just wanna open with "So, look, I've got this fetish apparently for women that are 35 or older, ideally in a relationship and with child.Mainly because I want to make them all cheat for some reason. Do you fit into that category and if so, nice shoes, wanna fuck?"</quote> Just show her your amiibo collection, bro. instant panty dropper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 1:10:01 PM #17:	The Chinese lady no longer works here. So I cna't use that. philsov posted... Just show her your amiibo collection, bro. instant panty dropper. I'm thinking of going with "I am youngest. I am virile. I am impotent, I mean important". <cite>Marklar posted [p:877871564] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>The Chinese lady no longer works here. So I cna't use that. <cite>philsov posted...</cite> <quote> Just show her your amiibo collection, bro. instant panty dropper. </quote> I'm thinking of going with "I am youngest. I am virile. I am impotent, I mean important".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlamVook 04/25/17 1:11:55 PM #18:	Ask her which year she graduated high school from. She most likely graduated at the age of 17-19, so make it an average of 18, then just add until our current year. --- I think that dude was a dude, dude! <cite>SlamVook posted [p:877871676] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>Ask her which year she graduated high school from. She most likely graduated at the age of 17-19, so make it an average of 18, then just add until our current year.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 04/25/17 1:12:05 PM #19:	Count her eggs --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:877871689] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote>Count her eggs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marklar 04/25/17 1:12:43 PM #20:	SlamVook posted... Ask her which year she graduated high school from. She most likely graduated at the age of 17-19, so make it an average of 18, then just add until our current year. She'll name some foreign place though. I'm really tempted to just go with "I have a fucking fetish for women who are middle aged, how old are you?" <cite>Marklar posted [p:877871719] in CE, how do... [t:75277049]...</cite> <quote><cite>SlamVook posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her which year she graduated high school from. She most likely graduated at the age of 17-19, so make it an average of 18, then just add until our current year.</quote> She'll name some foreign place though. I'm really tempted to just go with "I have a fucking fetish for women who are middle aged, how old are you?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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