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Oystersoup
04/27/17 5:35:40 PM
#54:


fenderbender321 posted...
I wish more topics were like this...

TC's topics usually end up like this lol.
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HaVeNII7
04/27/17 5:36:13 PM
#55:


ChromeClimber posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Soul_Devour posted...
How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.

Yeah. I don't understand the mentality of "I'm going to go in a random forum topic, insult someone, and hopefully start a fight". How screwed up do things need to be to need that sort of attention?

TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.

So you prefer to have sex with ugly fat girls?

I mean, you do you man, but...
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Burnt_Puke82
04/27/17 5:39:42 PM
#56:


This Chrome guy had a topic the other day that was locked when he was "melting down"

It's all part of the gimmick and I wouldn't be surprised if he's banned soon.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:42:06 PM
#57:


HaVeNII7 posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Soul_Devour posted...
How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.

Yeah. I don't understand the mentality of "I'm going to go in a random forum topic, insult someone, and hopefully start a fight". How screwed up do things need to be to need that sort of attention?

TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.

So you prefer to have sex with ugly fat girls?

I mean, you do you man, but...

She's not ugly, she has a decent face. I'm just rating her 4/5 because of her body type. I usually won't hookup with heavier chicks, but she is from the internet and we aren't going out in public.
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marthsheretoo
04/27/17 5:42:10 PM
#58:


ChromeClimber posted...
TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.


but why are you like this though
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HaVeNII7
04/27/17 5:45:53 PM
#59:


ChromeClimber posted...
HaVeNII7 posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Soul_Devour posted...
How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.

Yeah. I don't understand the mentality of "I'm going to go in a random forum topic, insult someone, and hopefully start a fight". How screwed up do things need to be to need that sort of attention?

TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.

So you prefer to have sex with ugly fat girls?

I mean, you do you man, but...

She's not ugly, she has a decent face. I'm just rating her 4/5 because of her body type. I usually won't hookup with heavier chicks, but she is from the internet and we aren't going out in public.

Ah, so you prefer to be approached, online, by women who are heavier whom you won't take out in public?

Your words bro. Just saying. TC has you beat. Quality over quantity. Nobody really cares if you reek of the sweaty fat rolls you rolled in last night.

Other than you, I guess. Like I said, you do you. It's just not something worth bragging over.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:47:07 PM
#60:


TC has had the same gf for the last 5 years.

I don't care what she looks like, his high score can't be anywhere near mine, and I have had sex with a handful of 8's and even a 9.

So, his quality is jack **** compared to my quantity.
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deanshow
04/27/17 5:48:47 PM
#61:


ChromeClimber posted...
TC has had the same gf for the last 5 years.

I don't care what she looks like, his high score can't be anywhere near mine, and I have had sex with a handful of 8's and even a 9.

So, his quality is jack **** compared to my quantity.

Stop it Scotty_Rogers oh wait....I'll just let you meltdown it'll be glorious
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HaVeNII7
04/27/17 5:49:00 PM
#62:


ChromeClimber posted...
TC has had the same gf for the last 5 years.

I don't care what she looks like, his high score can't be anywhere near mine, and I have had sex with a handful of 8's and even a 9.

So, his quality is jack **** compared to my quantity.

And yet, there he goes, off to try some cool new thing with her.

While you're here.

Bragging.

About some fat fuck who pity swiped you.
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marthsheretoo
04/27/17 5:50:31 PM
#63:


HaVeNII7 posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
TC has had the same gf for the last 5 years.

I don't care what she looks like, his high score can't be anywhere near mine, and I have had sex with a handful of 8's and even a 9.

So, his quality is jack **** compared to my quantity.

And yet, there he goes, off to try some cool new thing with her.

While you're here.

Bragging.

About some fat fuck who pity swiped you.


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SSJGrimReaper
04/27/17 5:51:13 PM
#64:


This topic is funny as fuck
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:51:44 PM
#65:


No one thinks paint sex is cool.

I could offer to my friend who's coming over to do paint sex, she would do it because she will do whatever I tell her to.

Paint sex is a lame gimmick that softcore porn invented.

No man's fantasy is paint sex, ask anyone here. Nobody is impressed. Again, this is something his liberal arts major girlfriend is insisting they do so she can talk to her hipster friends about it.

TC is just a ***** whipped follower.
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Axiom
04/27/17 5:53:15 PM
#66:


Lmao wtf is going on in here
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Banjo2553
04/27/17 5:54:55 PM
#67:


ChromeClimber posted...
You've been having sex with the same woman for five years, proving that you cannot get any better and you will probably be heartbroken/hopeless if you break up.

I am playing the field, at least having sex with a somewhat decent/cute chick who is just a little heavy. Also, she is one of many, I am only planning on seeing her maybe two or three times and then done with her, on to another girl.

If anyone is pathetic, it is the guy who is doing whatever his girl makes him do so she can brag to her SJW feminist book club about doing something "exciting". You are a follower with no identity of his own, and she is the only girl you can get. If she dumped you, you'd probably turn into a homeless drug addict.

Imagine someone thinking that being loyal to someone is more pathetic than sleeping around. Just wow. I don't think you have any right to be talking down on him when you can't form a relationship because of your own insecurities.
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HaVeNII7
04/27/17 5:55:13 PM
#68:


ChromeClimber posted...
No one thinks paint sex is cool.

I could offer to my friend who's coming over to do paint sex, she would do it because she will do whatever I tell her to.

Paint sex is a lame gimmick that softcore porn invented.

No man's fantasy is paint sex, ask anyone here. Nobody is impressed. Again, this is something his liberal arts major girlfriend is insisting they do so she can talk to her hipster friends about it.

TC is just a ***** whipped follower.

It's certainly more cool than what you're planning, I can tell you that. He's already indulged his fantasies. He's out trying something new.

You're...well, do I need to repeat myself? Try not to get it stuck in her triple chin, champ.
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TheGoldenEel
04/27/17 5:55:17 PM
#69:


On topic, paint sex sounds horribly unpleasant

I mean I've been there re: being bored with sex life after years and wanting to mix it up but I wouldn't do it in a way that would cause me to get paint up my dick and in various other orifices
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/27/17 5:56:04 PM
#70:


ImAMarvel posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
would you be mad if she used just black paint on you


kek


Roasted, you gotta retire TC
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:56:31 PM
#71:


HaVeNII7 posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
No one thinks paint sex is cool.

I could offer to my friend who's coming over to do paint sex, she would do it because she will do whatever I tell her to.

Paint sex is a lame gimmick that softcore porn invented.

No man's fantasy is paint sex, ask anyone here. Nobody is impressed. Again, this is something his liberal arts major girlfriend is insisting they do so she can talk to her hipster friends about it.

TC is just a ***** whipped follower.

It's certainly more cool than what you're planning, I can tell you that. He's already indulged his fantasies. He's out trying something new.

You're...well, do I need to repeat myself? Try not to get it stuck in her triple chin, champ.

It sounds more to me like you just have a fetish for sucking TC's **** that you are fulfilling right now.

So, between you and TC, good for you. At least one of you is getting to act out his fantasies.

TC is just doing some lame idea his gf suggested that he has no investment in.
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HaVeNII7
04/27/17 5:58:42 PM
#72:


ChromeClimber posted...
HaVeNII7 posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
No one thinks paint sex is cool.

I could offer to my friend who's coming over to do paint sex, she would do it because she will do whatever I tell her to.

Paint sex is a lame gimmick that softcore porn invented.

No man's fantasy is paint sex, ask anyone here. Nobody is impressed. Again, this is something his liberal arts major girlfriend is insisting they do so she can talk to her hipster friends about it.

TC is just a ***** whipped follower.

It's certainly more cool than what you're planning, I can tell you that. He's already indulged his fantasies. He's out trying something new.

You're...well, do I need to repeat myself? Try not to get it stuck in her triple chin, champ.

It sounds more to me like you just have a fetish for sucking TC's **** that you are fulfilling right now.

So, between you and TC, good for you. At least one of you is getting to act out his fantasies.

TC is just doing some lame idea his gf suggested that he has no investment in.

Ah, yes. I can see you have quite the investment in fucking a fat bitch.
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Zero_Destroyer
04/27/17 5:59:28 PM
#73:


the salt is real
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marthsheretoo
04/27/17 5:59:54 PM
#74:


marthsheretoo posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.


but why are you like this though

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Burnt_Puke82
04/27/17 6:00:07 PM
#75:


It's pretty safe to say that this Chrome user will be banned eventually.

When you go with the "abrasive over the top" gimmick like this on a newer account it'll more than likely result in a ban. It's a pretty obvious gimmick too.
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thronedfire2
04/27/17 6:03:56 PM
#76:


This topic was a nice surprise to read while going on my break
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jenningsnash313
04/27/17 6:05:53 PM
#77:


Who's alt is this? Somebody on CE clearly has some pent up anger and had to make an alt to lash out like this. This topic is hilarious.
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KainFourteh
04/27/17 7:29:45 PM
#78:


A shallow pissing contest between two betas? How sad.
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ChromaticAngel
04/27/17 7:38:12 PM
#79:


ChromeClimber makes me ashamed to have the same first letters in my username as he does.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 4:55:32 PM
#80:


bump this goofy ass topic
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drunkmuggle
04/28/17 5:01:07 PM
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Zero_Destroyer
04/28/17 7:27:49 PM
#83:


got enough salt for my fries for the next year
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Wreck_Chords
04/28/17 7:37:18 PM
#84:


I actually fucking love this idea hahaha. Can't imagine I'd frame it, but that'd be pretty dope if it came out cool.
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ForestLogic
04/29/17 3:30:24 AM
#85:


Also, since there seems to be some sort of bizarre narrative that Chrome invented for why me and my girlfriend are trying this, it's not because of feminism or beta shit or whatever the hell he came up with.

It's because we're literally artists. We live in an artist residence (Art Space Patchogue), she went for her master's at an art school, and I legit started painting a portrait of her last week. In the context of who we are, the idea isn't as random as it seems at first, haha.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/29/17 3:41:26 AM
#86:


ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.

I'm 100% positive that I'm in better shape than you are.


You posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's all you can get. Troll harder you fucking mouthbreather.

I posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's the first I've gotten experimenting w/internet dating. That is a lot different than getting lucky once, settling and doing any stupid thing my fat girlfriend asks me to (AKA paint sex, WTF). Yes, I'm banging a fat chick this weekend, but it doesn't mean I'm going to love her and make her my girlfriend like you.


damage control lmfao
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iron jojo
04/29/17 4:02:32 AM
#87:


ForestLogic posted...
eston posted...
Unless it's a bed-sized canvas that just sounds kind of awkward


No worries, I got a huge sheet of canvas from Amazon that's like 5 feet wide, for $22. And it was Prime eligible :D

Bro...how tall are you
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LiqiudusSnake
04/29/17 5:13:56 AM
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ForestLogic
04/29/17 10:46:36 AM
#89:


iron jojo posted...
ForestLogic posted...
eston posted...
Unless it's a bed-sized canvas that just sounds kind of awkward


No worries, I got a huge sheet of canvas from Amazon that's like 5 feet wide, for $22. And it was Prime eligible :D

Bro...how tall are you


Five feet WIDE. The length goes on for some ridiculous amount of measure, I haven't measured cuz it's rolled up still.
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ForestLogic
04/30/17 2:57:46 AM
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Did the deed. Went pretty well, will probably make a new thread tomorrow explaining.
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Jabodie
04/30/17 2:59:47 AM
#92:


Got a pic of the painting?
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ForestLogic
04/30/17 3:10:31 AM
#93:


Jabodie posted...
Got a pic of the painting?


Yep! Will post tomorrow when I'm on my PC.
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SomeLikeItHoth
04/30/17 3:36:02 AM
#94:


ForestLogic posted...
Jabodie posted...
Got a pic of the painting?


Yep! Will post tomorrow when I'm on my PC.

Tag.
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Timohtep
04/30/17 3:45:11 AM
#95:


SomeLikeItHoth posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Jabodie posted...
Got a pic of the painting?


Yep! Will post tomorrow when I'm on my PC.

Tag.

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chill02
04/30/17 3:58:27 AM
#96:


Timohtep posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
ForestLogic posted...
Jabodie posted...
Got a pic of the painting?


Yep! Will post tomorrow when I'm on my PC.

Tag.

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ForestLogic
04/30/17 4:40:21 PM
#97:


BAM

WsjlNaf
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CapnMuffin
04/30/17 4:41:25 PM
#98:


Giggity
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Dustin1280
04/30/17 4:46:27 PM
#99:


paint sex is so stupid, I just don't see why that would be appealing...

But hey more power to you TC if that is what you wanted...
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Boombam99
04/30/17 4:46:38 PM
#100:


Wait a minute, i don't remember there being any brown paint.......
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Sada_Pop
04/30/17 4:46:41 PM
#101:


What is the point
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Dustin1280
04/30/17 4:48:22 PM
#102:


Sada_Pop posted...
What is the point


to make "art"
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Sada_Pop
04/30/17 4:48:56 PM
#103:


What's the point of doing that during sex
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