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MJ_Max
04/28/17 11:07:50 AM
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Just cause you got a metal suit that won't do shit for the g forces of crashing. You'd need like a fuckin active inertial dampener which doesn't even fuckin exist so the best you could do would be like a fuckin diamagnetic pulse to counteract the g forces but that takes a ridiculously strong magnetic field dude
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weapon_d00d816
04/28/17 11:08:58 AM
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Metal suit, what?
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MJ_Max
04/28/17 11:09:51 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man
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ChromaticAngel
04/28/17 11:09:53 AM
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How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?
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weapon_d00d816
04/28/17 11:10:19 AM
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MJ_Max posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man

Oh shit I read the topic title as Tony Hawk hahaha
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MJ_Max
04/28/17 11:11:19 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
MJ_Max posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man

Oh shit I read the topic title as Tony Hawk hahaha

Oh shit
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stone
04/28/17 11:11:42 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
MJ_Max posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man

Oh shit I read the topic title as Tony Hawk hahaha

Hahaha
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DezCaughtIt
04/28/17 11:13:00 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
MJ_Max posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Metal suit, what?

What is his suit not made of metal? Isn't he iron man

Oh shit I read the topic title as Tony Hawk hahaha


Dude me too. I was confused as fuck
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Mal_Fet
04/28/17 11:14:39 AM
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Dude, Tony Hawk almost DIED when he hit the ground after doing the 900

Do you have any idea how many g-forces he was under!?
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MJ_Max
04/28/17 11:18:41 AM
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nah is Tony stark tho
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weapon_d00d816
04/28/17 11:19:06 AM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Dude, Tony Hawk almost DIED when he hit the ground after doing the 900

Do you have any idea how many g-forces he was under!?

900

That's why it's called the 900
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Chicken
04/28/17 11:20:19 AM
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Half the shit in his suit doesnt exist so im sure he has shit in there that keeps him from turning into mush.
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AlisLandale
04/28/17 11:25:36 AM
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Tony Hawk built HIS skateboard in a CAVE...

With a BOX OF SCRAPS
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nativengine
04/28/17 11:28:57 AM
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He has the strongest armor of all, plot armor.
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hollow_shrine
04/28/17 11:32:44 AM
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Also, I don't recall him crashing to the floor ala War Machine. He's been lucky that way, probably because of that previously mentioned plot armor.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/28/17 11:35:28 AM
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Dude imagine Tony Hawk in a metal suit
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MB2012
04/28/17 11:39:11 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.
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stone
04/28/17 11:44:07 AM
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MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.
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weapon_d00d816
04/28/17 11:45:08 AM
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stone posted...
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.

He has everything. His superpower is just God-mode.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/28/17 11:46:39 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
stone posted...
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.

He has everything. His superpower is just God-mode.



Which is why he is one of my least favorite. He's just OP.

At least he's much more relateable as a person than someone like Batman
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stone
04/28/17 11:47:31 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
stone posted...
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.

He has everything. His superpower is just God-mode.

That's bullshit. Giving him new powers all the time just because it would help him save the day and explain plot holes
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prince_leo
04/28/17 11:49:11 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
Which is why he is one of my least favorite. He's just OP.

every superhero is OP, superman is just honest about it
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weapon_d00d816
04/28/17 11:53:08 AM
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stone posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
stone posted...
MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

Superman has telekinesis? How convenient.

He has everything. His superpower is just God-mode.

That's bullshit. Giving him new powers all the time just because it would help him save the day and explain plot holes

Welcome to comic book superheroes and why most people don't like them.

There was a reason they were entirely confined to nerds and children before movies made them cool.
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pinky0926
04/28/17 11:57:17 AM
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Superman's telekinesis is super specific though. He can't move things around with his mind. He can just hold together the structure of whatever he touches. "Tactile Telekinesis" I believe it was called.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
04/28/17 11:59:37 AM
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MJ_Max posted...
Just cause you got a metal suit that won't do shit for the g forces of crashing. You'd need like a fuckin active inertial dampener which doesn't even fuckin exist so the best you could do would be like a fuckin diamagnetic pulse to counteract the g forces but that takes a ridiculously strong magnetic field dude



MJ_Max posted...
You'd need like a fuckin active inertial dampener which doesn't even fuckin exist


MJ_Max posted...
doesn't even fuckin exist


MJ_Max posted...
doesn't exist

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ChromaticAngel
04/28/17 12:11:19 PM
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MB2012 posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
How does Superman lift a building when the structure's integrity means it should just break through a hole around his hands?

This is actually explained in the comics, how telekinesis allows him to securely hold the entire building without it crumbling. This is also why he can swing giant shit around without it bending as well.

I'm aware. Tony's suit likewise has tons of stupid Deus ex Machina added after the fact.

See: how does spider-man cling to walls or how does Superman shave
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Anarchy_Juiblex
04/28/17 12:19:09 PM
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers
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DevsBro
04/28/17 12:23:16 PM
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But it's worth noting that Superman's telekinesis is unconscious aund unusuable for conventional pirposes. It's pretty much limited to filling in logical gaps like how the big stuff he lifts stays together and doesn't actually assist in the physical act of lifting stuff.
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ChromaticAngel
04/28/17 1:09:46 PM
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DevsBro posted...
But it's worth noting that Superman's telekinesis is unconscious aund unusuable for conventional pirposes. It's pretty much limited to filling in logical gaps like how the big stuff he lifts stays together and doesn't actually assist in the physical act of lifting stuff.


His telekinesis is also how he can literally fly through the sun and come out still wearing clothes.
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MJ_Max
04/28/17 1:46:20 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
MJ_Max posted...
Just cause you got a metal suit that won't do shit for the g forces of crashing. You'd need like a fuckin active inertial dampener which doesn't even fuckin exist so the best you could do would be like a fuckin diamagnetic pulse to counteract the g forces but that takes a ridiculously strong magnetic field dude



MJ_Max posted...
You'd need like a fuckin active inertial dampener which doesn't even fuckin exist


MJ_Max posted...
doesn't even fuckin exist


MJ_Max posted...
doesn't exist

in the sci-fi sense of inertial dampeners, which is something that can directly manipulate inertia, yeah they don't exist.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
04/28/17 1:48:12 PM
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But what about Tony's armor does exist?
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MJ_Max
04/28/17 1:50:23 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
But what about Tony's armor does exist?

I mean if you're gonna come up with a sci fi suit that breaks the laws of physics at least give a bullshit sci fi lampshading explanation for it (like "vibranium" or whatever). Instead they just completely ignore it.
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stone
04/28/17 2:12:39 PM
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MJ_Max posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
But what about Tony's armor does exist?

I mean if you're gonna come up with a sci fi suit that breaks the laws of physics at least give a bullshit sci fi lampshading explanation for it (like "vibranium" or whatever). Instead they just completely ignore it.

Completely ignoring it means they don't have to worry about contradictions when they come up with even more bullshit to justify things he does.
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