Poll of the Day > lol this guy was positioning his dick the wrong direction his whole life

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deoxxys
05/02/17 1:59:58 AM
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https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/dude-realizes-penis-jeans-bulge-mistake/

guy was pointing his dick at his head til he made this reddit thread
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Mead
05/02/17 2:02:24 AM
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old af
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J_Dawg983
05/02/17 2:40:12 AM
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Sounds like a troll and Reddit users are idiots.
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Mead
05/02/17 2:40:44 AM
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J_Dawg983 posted...
Sounds like a troll and Reddit users are idiots.


r/nothingeverhappens
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dedbus
05/04/17 10:12:20 PM
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This sounds really inconsequential, but angling down sound worse since it usually just points out or to the side.
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Bugmeat
05/04/17 10:50:18 PM
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I prefer to have mine pointing up. It's just more comfortable for me.
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myghostisdead
05/04/17 11:24:37 PM
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I had no idea there was a proper way guys positioned themselves.
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deoxxys
05/05/17 1:23:03 AM
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myghostisdead posted...
I had no idea there was a proper way guys positioned themselves.

your not really, you just let it hang like it would naturally, but this guy was purposely adjusting his dick against gravity and pointing it towards his head, this topic is about how he thought how that was how you were supposed to do it
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Questionmarktarius
05/05/17 1:36:20 AM
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LeetCheet
05/05/17 2:01:27 AM
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It's more comfortable for it to point upwards just in case you randomly get a boner though.
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Kyuubi4269
05/05/17 2:10:40 AM
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My dong don't fit down, thighs would chafe it to bits.
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deoxxys
05/05/17 3:15:52 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
My dong don't fit down, thighs would chafe it to bits.

do you pull up you jeans above your waist?
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Muffinz0rz
05/05/17 4:45:39 PM
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I wear tidy widies and so it's up by default. Feels good with the waistband holding your junk against your stomach.

Don't knock it 'til you try it!
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Kyuubi4269
05/05/17 4:49:34 PM
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deoxxys posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
My dong don't fit down, thighs would chafe it to bits.

do you pull up you jeans above your waist?

Nah, my dong kind of flops over the hip/thigh line so it goes up and sideways.
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