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Kitt 05/05/17 11:20:06 AM #1: |
Uwe Boll don't do movies anymore, right?
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foreveraIone 05/05/17 11:20:43 AM #2: |
Hack directors can bring in good money though.
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Psycho_Poodle 05/05/17 11:21:04 AM #3: |
bay
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green butter 05/05/17 11:21:46 AM #4: |
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CrimsonAngeI 05/05/17 11:22:44 AM #5: |
M. Night Shyamalan
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Kitt 05/05/17 11:23:18 AM #6: |
foreveraIone posted...
Hack directors can bring in good money though. That's partly what I'm referring to by "(somehow) keeps getting work". --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Drpooplol 05/05/17 11:23:42 AM #7: |
CrimsonAngeI posted...
M. Night Shyamalan Split was good, at least. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/05/17 11:29:20 AM #8: |
Not a director but the writer Akiva Goldsman. This is the same guy who wrote the screenplays for I am Legend, Winter's Tale, I, Robot and Batman & Robin.
He has a special talent for writing sub par adaptions for great works of fiction, and is one of the writers for The Dark Tower. Why? --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/05/17 12:22:56 PM #9: |
pinky0926 posted...
Not a director but the writer Akiva Goldsman. This is the same guy who wrote the screenplays for I am Legend, Winter's Tale, I, Robot and Batman & Robin. So he's basically David S. Goyer lite? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheVipaGTS 05/05/17 12:25:51 PM #10: |
M Knight is unfortunate. He just relied too heavily on his twist endings for the works he wrote, people came to expect them and were always let down when they "twist" was really dumb or predictable....then he could only catch on to garbage projects. The 6th Sense, Unbreakable...a lot of his movies are really well shot and cinematic. Its the writing in the later projects that give him that stigma imo...
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FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 12:26:32 PM #11: |
quentin tarantino
christopher nolan i dont actually think theyre hacks, i just hate their movies with few exceptions ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/05/17 12:26:58 PM #12: |
Kitt posted...
pinky0926 posted...Not a director but the writer Akiva Goldsman. This is the same guy who wrote the screenplays for I am Legend, Winter's Tale, I, Robot and Batman & Robin. Pretty much. I'm sure hollywood execs love him because he's a surefire money spinner even if fans of the source material will never be happy with the result. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 05/05/17 12:27:43 PM #13: |
FrenchCrunch posted...
quentin tarantino French why do you have bad opinions? --- Hifumi Togo > All ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gojak_v3 05/05/17 12:28:18 PM #14: |
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FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 12:28:37 PM #15: |
Mernardi posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...quentin tarantino i cant help what i like and dont like ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 05/05/17 12:30:47 PM #16: |
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drunkmuggle 05/05/17 12:33:38 PM #17: |
FrenchCrunch posted...
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Kitt 05/05/17 2:01:35 PM #18: |
Eli Roth
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CrimsonWaffle 05/05/17 2:02:32 PM #19: |
Tyler Perry
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The Admiral 05/05/17 2:03:15 PM #20: |
Joss Whedon
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Mernardi 05/05/17 2:05:03 PM #21: |
The Admiral posted...
Joss Whedon His Avengers movies are good. --- Hifumi Togo > All ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 2:05:12 PM #22: |
drunkmuggle posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...Mernardi posted...FrenchCrunch posted...quentin tarantino i respect you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorVader 05/05/17 2:07:59 PM #23: |
These guys might be hacks, but they bring in money, hence why they keep getting work.
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Kitt 05/05/17 2:37:13 PM #26: |
DoctorVader posted...
These guys might be hacks, but they bring in money, hence why they keep getting work. Kitt posted... foreveraIone posted...Hack directors can bring in good money though. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HainoRocks 05/05/17 2:40:56 PM #27: |
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Kaiganeer 05/05/17 2:42:09 PM #28: |
hideo kojima
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DoctorVader 05/05/17 2:43:50 PM #29: |
Kitt posted...
DoctorVader posted...These guys might be hacks, but they bring in money, hence why they keep getting work. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/05/17 2:44:27 PM #30: |
DoctorVader posted...
Kitt posted...DoctorVader posted...These guys might be hacks, but they bring in money, hence why they keep getting work. Did I stutter? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorVader 05/05/17 2:47:00 PM #31: |
Kitt posted...
Did I stutter? Huh? You said somehow and people explained the somehow. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TropicMoon10 05/05/17 2:48:42 PM #32: |
Zack Snyder
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Kitt 05/05/17 2:57:40 PM #33: |
DoctorVader posted...
Kitt posted...Did I stutter? The "somehow" implies that I'm referring to a number of potential reasons as to why the aforementioned directors are still getting work. Someone made a similar post and I elaborated that money is certainly part of the many reasons why these directors "somehow" continue to get hired. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jborgan 05/05/17 3:00:25 PM #34: |
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Annihilated 05/05/17 3:03:29 PM #35: |
Peter Jackson can't seem to do anything right except the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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Feet_Fungus 05/05/17 3:09:33 PM #36: |
ClunkerSlim posted...
foreveraIone posted...Michael Bay is the obvious one. Yes, he is. He may bring in money but that doesn't change the fact that he's a straight up hack at what he does. His films will never win any awards except for Razzie's. --- You're a stupid mother cucker. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/05/17 3:36:20 PM #37: |
Feet_Fungus posted...
ClunkerSlim posted...foreveraIone posted...Michael Bay is the obvious one. Yep, pretty much. The amount of money something makes =/= Quality. Though the two can be related but not all the time. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 05/05/17 3:47:10 PM #38: |
foreveraIone posted...
Hack directors can bring in good money though. This. Transformers last Knight looks like the most fucking stupid thing ever. What the fuck does this Medieval shit have to do with anything? Why do they still waste time making a human the main character? Why is Optimus prime being made evil? Seriously the brainwashed hero thing is so damn cliche. Also that one trailer laying on the political/social messaging with the subtlety of a fucking supernova further turned me off what already looked like a shitshow. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SolKarellen 05/05/17 4:29:35 PM #40: |
Guy feels like he writes every movie with the same checklist of things to be included. --- We were thinking of naming the baby Ellipsis, but it seemed so...typographical. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 05/05/17 4:47:07 PM #41: |
I almost forgot about Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Good thing most of their recent shit have been going straight to DVD at the bargin bins at Family Dollars, where they should've been in the first place.
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Freddie_Mercury 05/05/17 4:52:38 PM #42: |
Lars Von Trier
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Kitt 05/05/17 5:59:27 PM #43: |
Does Steven Seagal count? He just sucks in general.
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Kitt 05/06/17 9:10:47 AM #44: |
Bump
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Mister_Spyker 05/06/17 9:57:05 AM #45: |
Feet_Fungus posted...
ClunkerSlim posted...foreveraIone posted...Michael Bay is the obvious one. I completely disagree, his movies are very well shot, they have great action sequences, he knows how to tell a story. His movies are basic, yes, but he is very good at what he does, even if what he does isn't what you'd call cinematic art. I'm not a fan of his, I haven't watched any of the Transformers movies, I only really enjoyed The Island... and Bad Boys is one of the best action comedies of the past few years. He has a lot of merit, imo. There are a lot of people who try to be as good as he is at filming a fast paced tense action sequence and they fall short. You can't say he doesn't have talent, because it's not just anybody who can make the kind of movies he makes, no matter what budget they have. --- Dear lord, Spyker just ripped his entire life apart in nothing more than a few paragraphs. Ouch... - RexSilver ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BillyKidd 05/06/17 10:03:53 AM #46: |
Uwe Boll's movies were horrible on purpose. Had something to do with investors in Germany and Germany's tax code, where they could get money for funding a failure of a movie.
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Phantom_Nook 05/06/17 10:08:26 AM #47: |
Two of Michael Bay's movies are in Criterion, so he must be a great director.
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weapon_d00d816 05/06/17 10:12:13 AM #48: |
JJ Lensflare
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1NfamousACE_2 05/06/17 10:15:57 AM #49: |
BillyKidd posted...
Uwe Boll's movies were horrible on purpose. Had something to do with investors in Germany and Germany's tax code, where they could get money for funding a failure of a movie. I just watched Rampage 3 yesterday lol --- #Free OJ Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 05/06/17 10:46:53 AM #50: |
Mister_Spyker posted...
Feet_Fungus posted...ClunkerSlim posted...foreveraIone posted...Michael Bay is the obvious one. Echoing this - my first Bay film was The Rock, and that was highly lauded by critics as well as successful. Iirc, even Ebert gave it four stars, and it really showed how an action movie can be engrossing and pulse quickening. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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