Current Events > Loch Ness Monster spotted for first time in almost nine months

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3461385/loch-ness-monster-sighting-first-time-in-eight-months/

THIS is the moment the fabled Loch Ness Monster was “officially” spotted for the first time this year – bringing more than eight months of uncertainty to an end.

Nessie’s official recorder admitted he had been “worried” after a dry spell of sightings meant not one person had claimed to see the beast since August last year.

Enthusiasts were so concerned about Nessie, Gary Campbell, the official recorder, revealed he had fielded calls from as far afield as Adelaide and Moscow.

But tourist, Hayley Johnson from Manchester saw a strange and dark shape at dusk in the loch’s Urquhart Bay yesterday – said to be a favourite haunt of Nessie.

The 28-year-old, a care assistant from Abbey Hey, Manchester, said:”I couldn’t believe my eyes.

“I am a really sceptical person. I have never even been to Loch Ness before, but I decided to come up for the Bank Holiday.

“I had stayed in a backpackers’ hotel and on my last night decided to go for a walk through the woods and ended up on the banks of the loch. It was lovely and at dusk.

“Then about half a mile away I saw this dark shape sticking up – like a neck. I thought at first it was a tree, but it was very strange. I took a picture. It was there for a couple of seconds, but when I looked back it was gone. I was shocked.

“I was really excited about Nessie as a child but to be honest I thought Nessie had probably died in the 1930s. I didn’t think she was alive any more. I know now that she is very much alive. I’m just so excited – it’s unbelievable what’s happened.”

Gary said: “There have been sightings of Nessie there before. This a credible sighting but is obviously unexplained.

“I was quite worried that there had been an eight month gap since the last sighting and so was the whole world it seemed. I fielded calls from around the world – from Moscow, Adelaide and California, everywhere, asking what had happened to Nessie?

“I am relieved and delighted with this sighting – and so will the planet!

“Last year was a record year for the 21st Century with eight sightings and then she seemed to have disappeared.

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Darmik posted...

“I was really excited about Nessie as a child but to be honest I thought Nessie had probably died in the 1930s. I didn’t think she was alive any more. I know now that she is very much alive. I’m just so excited – it’s unbelievable what’s happened.”

for fucking sake people, it's not an individual it's a species! I hate when people make this mistake about nessie and sasquatch. wtf is wrong with people?

Just afraid their sea cash cow was going to disappear.
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."-Mitch Hedberg
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wait, you're not vegy
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Was he looking for tree-fiddy?
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Darmik posted...

https://www.thesun.co.uk

Sounds about right

Scottish Bigfoot
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Pregnant
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ClockworkHare posted...

Scottish Bigfoot

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Looks like a guy swimming . His arm about to go for the next stroke as he took the picture.
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