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MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:21:41 PM #1:	Here's the dilemma: there's an end of the year concert for my school in a few days. I wanna get a good spot for the headliner near the front, right? But to do that I have to get near the front early. BUT I also wanna get trashed. But if I'm trashed, I'll surely have piss like a racehorse, meaning I'll have inevitably have to give up my spot near the front before the headliner plays. what do i do <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878714088] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Here's the dilemma: there's an end of the year concert for my school in a few days. I wanna get a good spot for the headliner near the front, right? But to do that I have to get near the front early. BUT I also wanna get trashed. But if I'm trashed, I'll surely have piss like a racehorse, meaning I'll have inevitably have to give up my spot near the front before the headliner plays. what do i do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/08/17 4:22:01 PM #2:	butt chug shots of everclear. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878714108] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>butt chug shots of everclear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 05/08/17 4:23:11 PM #3:	drink when you're inside. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:878714179] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>drink when you're inside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:24:34 PM #4:	mach25687 posted... drink when you're inside. The problem is like I can do that and only be drunk for the headliner, but then I miss out on like half a concert of being drunk. But if I drink at the beginning I'll prob have to piss right as the headliner starts. <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878714264] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>mach25687 posted...</cite> <quote>drink when you're inside.</quote> The problem is like I can do that and only be drunk for the headliner, but then I miss out on like half a concert of being drunk. But if I drink at the beginning I'll prob have to piss right as the headliner starts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/08/17 4:25:09 PM #5:	just wear an adult diaper --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878714288] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>just wear an adult diaper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boxxy_XXIV 05/08/17 4:26:37 PM #6:	Wear a catheter --- Niko Niko Nii! <cite>Boxxy_XXIV posted [p:878714378] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Wear a catheter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 05/08/17 4:27:24 PM #7:	Get an E sig, and make your own juice with vodka --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:878714426] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Get an E sig, and make your own juice with vodka</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/08/17 4:28:43 PM #8:	I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:878714522] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 05/08/17 4:28:55 PM #9:	Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:878714535] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:29:22 PM #10:	TheGoldenEel posted... I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for k I don't wanna get that trashed. there's a sweet spot tho <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878714565] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote>I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for</quote> k I don't wanna get that trashed. there's a sweet spot tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 05/08/17 4:29:36 PM #11:	Shots of Everclear --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:878714579] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Shots of Everclear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 05/08/17 4:29:55 PM #12:	what i used to do when i was in school was buy a giant drink at mcdonalds, dump out like 3/4ths of the soda, fill it up with rum/vodka/etc and then just chill with that for the show/event --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>green butter posted [p:878714603] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>what i used to do when i was in school was buy a giant drink at mcdonalds, dump out like 3/4ths of the soda, fill it up with rum/vodka/etc and then just chill with that for the show/event</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/08/17 4:30:16 PM #13:	MJ_Max posted... TheGoldenEel posted... I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for k I don't wanna get that trashed. there's a sweet spot tho Bring a flask then Who's the show btw --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:878714632] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>MJ_Max posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote>I too love not remembering shows I waited hours for</quote> k I don't wanna get that trashed. there's a sweet spot tho</quote> Bring a flask then Who's the show btw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/08/17 4:31:31 PM #14:	GOATSLAYER posted... Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878714709] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GOATSLAYER 05/08/17 4:32:29 PM #15:	KILBOTz posted... GOATSLAYER posted... Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL. That would get all over his legs and socks and shoes --- Hide your kids, hide your goats <cite>GOATSLAYER posted [p:878714759] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL.</quote> That would get all over his legs and socks and shoes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/08/17 4:33:40 PM #16:	KILBOTz posted... GOATSLAYER posted... Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL. Yeah no one would notice the huge puddle of piss on the ground --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:878714838] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL.</quote> Yeah no one would notice the huge puddle of piss on the ground</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:34:31 PM #17:	lmao save your dick engineering i'm not strapping a tube to my dick <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878714911] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>lmao save your dick engineering i'm not strapping a tube to my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 05/08/17 4:35:00 PM #18:	Vape alcohol with an e sig --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:878714938] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Vape alcohol with an e sig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:41:17 PM #19:	Dustin1280 posted... Vape alcohol with an e sig that sounds p safe <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878715351] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>Vape alcohol with an e sig</quote> that sounds p safe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 05/08/17 4:41:30 PM #20:	Peeing is an inevitability bruh You gotta suck it up --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:878715373] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Peeing is an inevitability bruh You gotta suck it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/08/17 4:43:51 PM #21:	GOATSLAYER posted... KILBOTz posted... GOATSLAYER posted... Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL. That would get all over his legs and socks and shoes you have the tube going all the way down your leg and off the back of your shoe as close to the floor as you can and angled away from your body like an exhaust pipe. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878715544] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL.</quote> That would get all over his legs and socks and shoes</quote> you have the tube going all the way down your leg and off the back of your shoe as close to the floor as you can and angled away from your body like an exhaust pipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 05/08/17 4:44:18 PM #22:	TheGoldenEel posted... KILBOTz posted... GOATSLAYER posted... Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL. Yeah no one would notice the huge puddle of piss on the ground at most of the concerts ive gone to, no, you wouldn't notice a puddle of piss on the ground. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:878715579] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GOATSLAYER posted...</cite> <quote>Stick a long tube into a water bottle. Tape the water bottle to you leg and tape the other end of the tube to your dick. Now you can pee whenever you want without leaving your spot. As for getting drunk, just fill up a big thermos with beer</quote> why not just have the tube on his dick and have it emptying out to the floor? with a water bottle you can fill that up with 1 urination if you've been drinking enough beer. that way you can pee on the floor on the DL.</quote> Yeah no one would notice the huge puddle of piss on the ground</quote> at most of the concerts ive gone to, no, you wouldn't notice a puddle of piss on the ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:49:35 PM #23:	damn i can never fucking remember how to initialize an array in java lmao i've been doing this shit for years <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878715949] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>damn i can never fucking remember how to initialize an array in java lmao i've been doing this shit for years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/08/17 4:54:40 PM #24:	is this college? also lol int [] boobs = new int[200] --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:878716258] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>is this college? also lol int [] boobs = new int[200]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJ_Max 05/08/17 4:55:20 PM #25:	Yeah college lol I googled it <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:878716302] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Yeah college lol I googled it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/08/17 4:58:16 PM #26:	KILBOTz posted... at most of the concerts ive gone to, no, you wouldn't notice a puddle of piss on the ground. I guess if you only go to metal shows where the smell of feet and fat guy BO would drown out the smell of beer piss --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:878716496] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>KILBOTz posted...</cite> <quote>at most of the concerts ive gone to, no, you wouldn't notice a puddle of piss on the ground.</quote> I guess if you only go to metal shows where the smell of feet and fat guy BO would drown out the smell of beer piss</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/08/17 5:03:08 PM #27:	I go to classical music concerts where piss definitely would become noticeable >_> --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:878716784] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>I go to classical music concerts where piss definitely would become noticeable >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaVeNII7 05/08/17 5:09:41 PM #28:	Whip it out and go! Goddammit TC, BE A MAN FOR CHRISTS SAKE --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 <cite>HaVeNII7 posted [p:878717162] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote>Whip it out and go! Goddammit TC, BE A MAN FOR CHRISTS SAKE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 05/08/17 5:13:04 PM #29:	TheGoldenEel posted... Bring a flask then exactly. just sneak in a flask. --- Now Playing: Nioh (PS4), Titanfall 2 (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:878717371] in Have a sch... [t:75325136]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheGoldenEel posted...</cite> <quote> Bring a flask then</quote> exactly. just sneak in a flask.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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