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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/08/17 7:03:31 PM
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Goku and Vegeta can't plow their wives too hard or they'd literally be ripped in half. Hell, Goku sometimes slams Chi Chi into the wall by accident when he pats her on the back. They probably have to go super light and can't get into it at all.

But Krillin and 18 probably have similar power levels iirc, so they can go HAM on each other and still not murder the other one. They probably do all sorts of freaky martial arts sex too >_>


Just saiyan.
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Mernardi
05/08/17 7:04:42 PM
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Goku literally has no concept of sex. Chi chi probably ruffies him when she wants to get down.
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Smashingpmkns
05/08/17 7:04:53 PM
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Tien and Chiaotzu*
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Tappor
05/08/17 7:05:01 PM
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Cool
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/08/17 11:05:51 PM
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bump
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dave_is_slick
05/08/17 11:11:11 PM
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Hell, they probably have the healthiest relationship of all the original adults. He was very aware of the fact that she was way stronger than him and he was perfectly fine with it.
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foreveraIone
05/08/17 11:11:45 PM
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chichi probably drugged raped goku. goku doesn't even know what kissing is
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Feline_Heart
05/08/17 11:12:40 PM
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Goku already impregnated Chichi twice
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Holy_Cloud105
05/08/17 11:12:59 PM
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foreveraIone posted...
chichi probably drugged raped goku. goku doesn't even know what kissing is

She tricked him by telling him sex was food and yes that's canon.
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Sexypwnstar
05/08/17 11:13:25 PM
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Chi Chi probably uses an electric prod
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Shin Kudo
05/08/17 11:14:09 PM
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...
foreveraIone posted...
chichi probably drugged raped goku. goku doesn't even know what kissing is

She tricked him by telling him sex was food and yes that's canon.

Wat
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Holy_Cloud105
05/08/17 11:15:50 PM
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Shin Kudo posted...
Holy_Cloud105 posted...
foreveraIone posted...
chichi probably drugged raped goku. goku doesn't even know what kissing is

She tricked him by telling him sex was food and yes that's canon.

Wat

Actually, I might be remembering wrong on the canon part. But I do remember reading something about her tricking him into having sex.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/09/17 5:35:29 AM
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wat
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St0rmFury
05/09/17 5:39:10 AM
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*inserts senzu bean into vajayjay*

"Hey Goku, it's dinner time!"

*spreads legs*
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Scotty_Rogers
05/09/17 5:40:17 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
*inserts senzu bean into vajayjay*

"Hey Goku, it's dinner time!"

*spreads legs*


HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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Cookie Bag
05/09/17 5:46:53 AM
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Mernardi posted...
Goku literally has no concept of sex. Chi chi probably ruffies him when she wants to get down.

I've honestly always wondered about this, even if its weird...

Goku is so pure he doesn't understand anything (well, used to... doubt that for Goten's inception he didn't know what he was doing)

But the first time, what?, did Chi Chi literally rape him, did she taught him about the birds and the bees and then went to town on him or what...
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/09/17 5:48:32 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
*inserts senzu bean into vajayjay*

"Hey Goku, it's dinner time!"

*spreads legs*

But how would she trick Goku to put his dick in? >_>
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Bok_Choi
05/09/17 5:49:32 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
But how would she trick Goku to put his dick in? >_>

"just shut up and lay back"

"Woah chi chi where are you putting my---WOAH MY GOD"
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/09/17 5:50:17 AM
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Damn, Chi Chi's hot yo >_>
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Feline_Heart
05/09/17 6:05:36 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
St0rmFury posted...
*inserts senzu bean into vajayjay*

"Hey Goku, it's dinner time!"

*spreads legs*

But how would she trick Goku to put his dick in? >_>

"If you put your dick into this hole in my body, a fairy will come out and grant you one wish!"
"Chi chi, nothing's happening. Am I doing it right?"
"You have you jiggle it around a bit to draw out the fairy. Try moving back and forth. Oh...yeah.... Oh yeah, just like that...."
"This feels weird..."
"Keep it up, Goku. I can feel the fairy coming out!"
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Trumpo
05/09/17 6:49:48 AM
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Goten was conceived when Goku was plowing Chichi in ssj form
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SpiritSephiroth
05/09/17 6:56:56 AM
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Returning_CEmen
05/09/17 6:59:43 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Tien and Chiaotzu*

lol
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/09/17 7:08:24 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
This whole topic is fucking weird

The "How do Saiyans fuck their wives?" question has been around since DBZ started >_>
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SpiritSephiroth
05/09/17 7:13:09 AM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
SpiritSephiroth posted...
This whole topic is fucking weird

The "How do Saiyans fuck their wives?" question has been around since DBZ started >_>


I know but if you consider the fact that Saiyans live their daily lives doing simple actions without any destruction involved, that should extend to sexual intercourse as well.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/09/17 5:35:48 PM
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or
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legendarylemur
05/09/17 5:37:08 PM
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Nobody's ever answered me how Bulma and Vegeta ever got together. I didn't watch for a while, and suddenly, boom, they're married with kids
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Questionmarktarius
05/09/17 5:38:33 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Nobody's ever answered me how Bulma and Vegeta ever got together. I didn't watch for a while, and suddenly, boom, they're married with kids

"The fuck's a condom?"
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legendarylemur
05/09/17 5:39:59 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Nobody's ever answered me how Bulma and Vegeta ever got together. I didn't watch for a while, and suddenly, boom, they're married with kids

"The fuck's a condom?"

Lel yeah that's more or less the answer I usually get, or they try to tell me about the birds and the bees. I'm talking about how they even got together in the first place. They seem like an unlikely couple
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legendarylemur
05/09/17 5:44:44 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Nobody's ever answered me how Bulma and Vegeta ever got together. I didn't watch for a while, and suddenly, boom, they're married with kids


Vegeta cucked Yamcha. And I mean, it's Yamcha, so that's not too surprising.

Yeah but how'd it happen? Do they even explain how they got together? Like what, ultra edgelord Vegeta actually falls for Bulma?
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SpiritSephiroth
05/09/17 6:35:05 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Nobody's ever answered me how Bulma and Vegeta ever got together. I didn't watch for a while, and suddenly, boom, they're married with kids


Vegeta cucked Yamcha. And I mean, it's Yamcha, so that's not too surprising.

Yeah but how'd it happen? Do they even explain how they got together? Like what, ultra edgelord Vegeta actually falls for Bulma?


Bulma was not afraid of Vegeta, was pushy and aggressive. Saiyans like strong women and it kind of implied (Although very subtly) that Vegeta was okay with it since he let her push him around and talk to him that way.

Also the fact that the Saiyan race was no more, its no surprise Vegeta wanted a bride to re-populate his race again. Hell, it was even implied that he was proud of Gohan in a way since he had Saiyan blood and Vegeta kept telling him that he was one of the last of their proud warrior race.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/09/17 6:40:20 PM
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Everyone knows Krillin has the biggest dinker donger out of all of the z-fighters
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