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Rictor_91
05/20/17 12:22:50 PM
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in the bathroom:

fBjNlHE

What do you do? :O
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ZannoL
05/20/17 1:00:07 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Go in the sink or outside.
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:13:30 PM
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Bump!
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TrevorBlack79
05/20/17 6:15:02 PM
#5:


Use the other bathroom.
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StarReaper13
05/20/17 6:16:21 PM
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Tell them that I need to pee.
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:17:05 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Tell them that I need to pee.

It's rude to interrupt :(
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/20/17 6:19:19 PM
#8:


pee on them then join them
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KogaSteelfang
05/20/17 6:19:22 PM
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They'll stop once I'm in there with my dick out, I'm sure.
>_>'
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/20/17 6:19:34 PM
#10:


I whip it out and pee
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mhbigboss
05/20/17 6:20:22 PM
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Rictor_91 posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
Tell them that I need to pee.

It's rude to interrupt :(


And keeping the bathroom occupied for no good reason isn't?
He can go somewhere else for that.
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BLAKUboy
05/20/17 6:20:24 PM
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I mean, it's not like they're making out on the toilet, so...
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Yochodo
05/20/17 6:21:25 PM
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Doesn't look like they're on the toilet

I'll just use it, i don't think they'll mind.
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:22:21 PM
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Cartwheel_Kick posted...
pee on them then join them

Wtf? >.>

KogaSteelfang posted...
They'll stop once I'm in there with my dick out, I'm sure.
>_>'

Koga has a monster cock :O

mhbigboss posted...
Rictor_91 posted...
StarReaper13 posted...
Tell them that I need to pee.

It's rude to interrupt :(


And keeping the bathroom occupied for no good reason isn't?
He can go somewhere else for that.

:(
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Ampelas
05/20/17 6:23:16 PM
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"Take it in the bedroom guys, I gotta piss bad"
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KogaSteelfang
05/20/17 6:25:24 PM
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Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:26:47 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.

I'm sorry, but deformed?

Also, I feel like you're always so hard on yourself :(

Why? You're cute. And you come across as pretty intelligent.
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Raikuro
05/20/17 6:28:59 PM
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"Hey guys, I'm way too erect to pee, mind helping out with this?"
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:29:47 PM
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Raikuro posted...
"Hey guys, I'm way too erect to pee, mind helping out with this?"

XD
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BilalPowell
05/20/17 6:30:44 PM
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Find the nearest starbucks
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TwinStars
05/20/17 6:31:10 PM
#21:


I walk in and pee.

They're too busy making out anyway.
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KogaSteelfang
05/20/17 6:33:39 PM
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Rictor_91 posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.

I'm sorry, but deformed?

Also, I feel like you're always so hard on yourself :(

Why? You're cute. And you come across as pretty intelligent.

The opening is not shaped correctly, and is located further down than normal.
And idk why I'm so hard on myself, I just have no self esteem and don't like much about myself. Thanks for the compliments though.
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Tropicalwood
05/20/17 6:43:01 PM
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I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:47:25 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Rictor_91 posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.

I'm sorry, but deformed?

Also, I feel like you're always so hard on yourself :(

Why? You're cute. And you come across as pretty intelligent.

The opening is not shaped correctly, and is located further down than normal.
And idk why I'm so hard on myself, I just have no self esteem and don't like much about myself. Thanks for the compliments though.

Try enumerating all the good things about yourself every single day when you wake up.

It sounds silly, I know, but it helps.
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Rictor_91
05/20/17 6:48:06 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<

Um, why would you drink your own pee?

>.>
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DiesMortis
05/20/17 6:49:23 PM
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Why can't your roommate use his own fucking room?
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_Deuce_
05/20/17 7:00:13 PM
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Yochodo posted...
Doesn't look like they're on the toilet

I'll just use it, i don't think they'll mind.

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infinitydev2020
05/20/17 7:01:57 PM
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He probably wouldn't mind another sausage near him even if it's leaking.
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Tropicalwood
05/20/17 7:29:59 PM
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Rictor_91 posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<

Um, why would you drink your own pee?

>.>

I had to indulge my inner Grylls >->
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Mistere Man
05/20/17 7:38:10 PM
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Say very nicely look guys I really need to pee so unless you want a golden shower from me could you please move this to a better location?

If they want the golden shower ask them to stand in the shower stall to save on the clean up.
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Turbam
05/20/17 7:39:05 PM
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Pee.
They're obviously distracted.
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Electrokinesis
05/20/17 7:39:36 PM
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DiesMortis posted...
Why can't your roommate use his own fucking room?

This. If the roommate is the same in every topic, he's extremely inconsiderate.
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ballin4thewin
05/20/17 8:02:33 PM
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Zurkon posted...
I would tell them I really have to pee and ask if I could have the bathroom for a minute.

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Rictor_91
05/21/17 12:26:28 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Rictor_91 posted...
Tropicalwood posted...
I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<

Um, why would you drink your own pee?

>.>

I had to indulge my inner Grylls >->

Oh my.
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G_G
05/21/17 12:27:13 AM
#36:


pee in the guy with the black and white shirt's butthole
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EnragedSlith
05/21/17 12:29:42 AM
#37:


I pee on his pillow since he's foolishly left his room unguarded, and add it to my territory.
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Hambo the Hog
05/21/17 12:33:49 AM
#38:


Pee on the guy in the white shirt, then take his place.
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ShinigamiSoul
05/21/17 12:37:02 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I pee on his pillow since he's foolishly left his room unguarded, and add it to my territory.

Hot
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Rictor_91
05/21/17 12:47:54 AM
#40:


G_G posted...
pee in the guy with the black and white shirt's butthole

Omg.

Wtf?
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G_G
05/21/17 12:32:32 PM
#41:


Rictor_91 posted...
G_G posted...
pee in the guy with the black and white shirt's butthole

Omg.

Wtf?

>__>
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