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AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 4:04:11 PM
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Should I deed first? I hardly ever do it and I feel really horny right now, no way I last very long
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:04:41 PM
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I recommend it, it will likely help you last longer tonight.
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Mernardi
05/23/17 4:06:28 PM
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I like how this is your only active post but congrats.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
05/23/17 4:06:42 PM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
Should I deed first?


No.
Better to finish early than not at all.
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emblem boy
05/23/17 4:09:04 PM
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Good luck bro
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:10:32 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Should I deed first?


No.
Better to finish early than not at all.

If it's his first time, I seriously doubt it will pose that problem.

He will be so horned up by the time it actually happens that he will bust anyway,
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ScottSweatshirt
05/23/17 4:12:45 PM
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Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you
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weapon_d00d816
05/23/17 4:15:21 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
I recommend it, it will likely help you last longer tonight.

It might also combine with his potential nervousness to make it so he can't get it up.

If you're using a condom you'll last long regardless, so you need to be able to hold an erection for as long as possible because condoms have a tendency to counteract that.
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Touch
05/23/17 4:16:15 PM
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ScottSweatshirt posted...
Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you

Holy shit thats why I look like I'm a hundred
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Awesome
05/23/17 4:19:04 PM
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ScottSweatshirt posted...
Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you


no only when you bang out of lust or masturbate alone. with somebody you love the bodies give each other energy. thats why pornstars and promiscuous people look old and fucked up, they gave their souls to other people and darkened themselves.
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Kirby
05/23/17 4:19:41 PM
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Yes always get the easy one out.
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teepan95
05/23/17 4:19:48 PM
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ScottSweatshirt posted...
Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you

No, that's caused by what (sometimes) comes after
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:22:03 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I always have the opposite mentality. If I think I might be having sex with a girl this weekend, I'll tell myself that I better stop wackin' it every night before bed so that I can give her a nice big squirtin.

It's his first time, his goal should be to last more then 10 seconds...

Jacking off once beforehand, especially when it's your first time should cause NO PROBLEMS for someone in his position. He is going to be so horny that he won't have the slightest issue the 2nd time.
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AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 4:22:34 PM
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Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:22:56 PM
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It won't work immediately after, no matter how horny you are.
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krazychao5
05/23/17 4:23:47 PM
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Deeding beforehand also makes you more calm and worry less about getting off.
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Wasssup Now
05/23/17 4:24:27 PM
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Touch posted...
ScottSweatshirt posted...
Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you

Holy shit thats why I look like I'm a hundred


Hilarious!
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green butter
05/23/17 4:26:52 PM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?

yea bro just go in soft
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:27:05 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I always have the opposite mentality. If I think I might be having sex with a girl this weekend, I'll tell myself that I better stop wackin' it every night before bed so that I can give her a nice big squirtin.

It's his first time, his goal should be to last more then 10 seconds...

Jacking off once beforehand, especially when it's your first time should cause NO PROBLEMS for someone in his position. He is going to be so horny that he won't have the slightest issue the 2nd time.


If he's jacked off before, then his penis is already conditioned for the friction.

Which doesn't change what I said, even if your "penis is conditioned for friction" (which is a ridiculous statement in itself) it doesn't mean it will be easier the second time. It's NEVER easier the second time.

green butter posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?

yea bro just go in soft

That's a possible option but for someone inexperienced I doubt that will work.
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Ultima Dragon
05/23/17 4:31:22 PM
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I had to learn to get off with a vagina tbh. First few times I couldn't finish because I was used to the strong grip of my hand, haha.

Vagina feels amazing obviously, but it's an entirely different sensation. Especially when you're not used to it.
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green butter
05/23/17 4:33:06 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
That's a possible option but for someone inexperienced I doubt that will work.

yea it's really more of an exert level sex move, definitely more of an S tier.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/23/17 4:37:44 PM
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green butter posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?

yea bro just go in soft


Drives women crazy when you tuck a softy in there
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joe40001
05/23/17 4:38:55 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I always have the opposite mentality. If I think I might be having sex with a girl this weekend, I'll tell myself that I better stop wackin' it every night before bed so that I can give her a nice big squirtin.

It's his first time, his goal should be to last more then 10 seconds...

Jacking off once beforehand, especially when it's your first time should cause NO PROBLEMS for someone in his position. He is going to be so horny that he won't have the slightest issue the 2nd time.


Care to explain that logic? It being his first time does imply much about his libido.
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:39:02 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I never said it would be easier the second time. The first time I had sex with a girl, I lasted a long ass time because I had been wackin' it for a few years already.

Sorry about that, I misunderstood your meaning. Carry on
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 4:43:38 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Care to explain that logic? It being his first time does imply much about his libido.


Most people are insanely horny and nervous the first time they have sex, there are of course exceptions.

Sex is this thing that is made up to be some HUGE DEAL in most cultures (not all). So people go into it excited and nervous and the mind tends be hyper simulated by the experience.

Now obviously, this isn't true of ALL people everywhere. But for your average CE user I didn't think it would be a huge stretch to make this assumption. You're right though I cannot 100% assert that will be the case, I just believe it will be HIGHLY likely.
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Pogo_Marimo
05/23/17 4:45:59 PM
#32:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
green butter posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?

yea bro just go in soft


Drives women crazy when you tuck a softy in there

lmao
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joe40001
05/23/17 4:53:34 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
joe40001 posted...
Care to explain that logic? It being his first time does imply much about his libido.


Most people are insanely horny and nervous the first time they have sex, there are of course exceptions.

Sex is this thing that is made up to be some HUGE DEAL in most cultures (not all). So people go into it excited and nervous and the mind tends be hyper simulated by the experience.

Now obviously, this isn't true of ALL people everywhere. But for your average CE user I didn't think it would be a huge stretch to make this assumption. You're right though I cannot 100% assert that will be the case, I just believe it will be HIGHLY likely.


You are insanely horny/nervous if you are like a teen, but I don't know if that necessarily tracks for most people
of all ages.
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CapnMuffin
05/23/17 4:58:49 PM
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My rule of thumb. If a condom is involved I'll take my chances. If no condom I'll usually pregame maybe 20-30 minutes before OR if it's been a really long time I'll accept an early finish, tap out for 10 to 15 minutes doing oral or foreplay, then come in swinging for an amazing round 2.

Seems really complicated... :/
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Dustin1280
05/23/17 5:05:21 PM
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joe40001 posted...
You are insanely horny/nervous if you are like a teen, but I don't know if that necessarily tracks for most people
of all ages.


I cannot say you are wrong, because strictly speaking you are right.

That said, do you honestly thing someone who is 20-40 having sex for the first time wouldn't result in hyper stimulation to the mind and as a result extremely horniness?

The only exception I can think of is if there was a hormonal issue.
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Bad_Mojo
05/23/17 5:17:44 PM
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I have delayed ejaculation and it takes me forever to have one. Didn't at all the first three times I had sex
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Pogo_Marimo
05/23/17 5:42:17 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I have delayed ejaculation and it takes me forever to have one. Didn't at all the first three times I had sex

Same. I take Paxil which causes delayed ejaculation and loss of libido. I didn't cum the first two times I had sex (I was 17, and she was modestly experienced with sex). Plenty of people have different reactions to different sexual stimuli. I can safely say: As long as she knows you're a virgin, she is not going to mind at all you cumming quickly. And if she doesn't know you're a virgin... You should really, really tell her.

Cumming quickly is far better than not being able to come at all due to nervousness or refractory period.
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joe40001
05/23/17 5:49:41 PM
#38:


Dustin1280 posted...
joe40001 posted...
You are insanely horny/nervous if you are like a teen, but I don't know if that necessarily tracks for most people
of all ages.


I cannot say you are wrong, because strictly speaking you are right.

That said, do you honestly thing someone who is 20-40 having sex for the first time wouldn't result in hyper stimulation to the mind and as a result extremely horniness?

The only exception I can think of is if there was a hormonal issue.


idk ask again me in a few years
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DeltaRayquaza
05/23/17 5:50:52 PM
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ScottSweatshirt posted...
Ejaculation diminishes vitality and slowly ages you

I found the virgin
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tremain07
05/23/17 5:58:03 PM
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This topic sucks and I believe it to be a lie, lies should be burned. i'll burn this topic to ashes!!
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Bad_Mojo
05/23/17 6:00:18 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
I have delayed ejaculation and it takes me forever to have one. Didn't at all the first three times I had sex

Same. I take Paxil which causes delayed ejaculation and loss of libido. I didn't cum the first two times I had sex (I was 17, and she was modestly experienced with sex). Plenty of people have different reactions to different sexual stimuli. I can safely say: As long as she knows you're a virgin, she is not going to mind at all you cumming quickly. And if she doesn't know you're a virgin... You should really, really tell her.

Cumming quickly is far better than not being able to come at all due to nervousness or refractory period.


I don't take anything that causes it. It's just like that for me. And I'm horny all he time, just takes at least an hour just alone, longer with a partner
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Akagami_Shanks
05/23/17 6:01:29 PM
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I didn't even get off the first time I had sex

I was barely horny, her riding did nothing for me and eventually we had to stop because it was so obvious I was deriving so little pleasure from it that it was basically a waste of time. Was nowhere near busting too.

Since then it has been a lot harder to get off by myself. I could hit the one hour mark and still not be done, but I guess that's just a matter of how turned on I am
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Mernardi
05/23/17 6:02:49 PM
#43:


Akagami_Shanks posted...
I didn't even get off the first time I had sex

I was barely horny, her riding did nothing for me and eventually we had to stop because it was so obvious I was deriving so little pleasure from it that it was basically a waste of time. Was nowhere near busting too.

Bruh, obviously you weren't with a hottie.
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AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:14:11 PM
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So I ended up not being able to cum, and I didn't even deed first. It's only because I had an extremely full bladder, which I didn't even realize until we stopped. I stayed hard the whole time and even got close to cumming a few times. We went at for around an hour and a half.

It's strange, at times it physically hurt but I didn't care at all.
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Harpie
05/23/17 11:17:34 PM
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I haven't even been able to get myself off :/
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AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:27:51 PM
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I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.
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Harpie
05/23/17 11:31:22 PM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.

How was it fam
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Laserion
05/23/17 11:33:56 PM
#48:


For sex, yes. You'll last longer.
For bj, no. Don't take too long on that.
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KogaSteelfang
05/23/17 11:35:09 PM
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Congrats.
Mind if I ask your age though? I'm just curious.
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AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:40:06 PM
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Harpie posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.

How was it fam


For awhile it felt as though we were of the same mind emotionally. I've never felt anything like it before, it was incredible

I'm 24.
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