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green butter
05/27/17 1:11:50 PM
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For me it was "damn, I hope she doesn't find out my sex crystals are nearly depleted"
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chrono625
05/27/17 1:13:43 PM
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"this is better than I had ever hoped for"
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thrashmetal14
05/27/17 1:14:54 PM
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"This is it? I cant feel shit with this condom on"
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Forlorn_Ass
05/27/17 1:15:22 PM
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"Damn I didn't realize she was this fat"
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Her cheeks wobble around like water balloons on a trampoline.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/27/17 1:22:46 PM
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Boobies!
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F*** b****es
Get money
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littlebro07
05/27/17 1:24:34 PM
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"don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't bust a nut don't DAMN IT"
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Sativa_Rose
05/27/17 1:29:12 PM
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IDK my BFF Jill
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
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WafflehouseJK
05/27/17 1:35:09 PM
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"I don't think I really like this chick."
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"She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up."
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pWN54Ss
05/27/17 1:35:57 PM
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"I'm basically being taken advantage of right now.

Too late lmao."
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SavenForever
05/27/17 1:48:26 PM
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I have no idea, I will have to get back to you on that.
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Albel-Nox
05/27/17 1:50:13 PM
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pWN54Ss posted...
"I'm basically being taken advantage of right now.

Too late lmao."

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Taxer
05/27/17 1:51:05 PM
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"Don't mess this up, don't mess this up, this is your one chance, you've been working so hard for this, don't mess this up... FUCK I CANT STAY HARD"
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