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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:28:16 PM
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My friends already know that I'm bisexual, so it's not like I have to worry about them accepting me or whatever.

My problem is that my friends and I workout as a group. When we finish up we always change and shower in the locker room. It's hard for me sometimes to not get erect. I don't want to seem like a horndog, so I always try to keep a bit of a distance.
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thrashmetal14
05/28/17 4:28:39 PM
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Think of dead puppies
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im not 13
05/28/17 4:28:51 PM
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:29:03 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
Think of dead puppies

Hmm.. I'll consider that.
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HaloFan895
05/28/17 4:30:33 PM
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Avert your eyes and think of old people.

It's not your fault if you do get a boner. That's just how you're wired.
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Soviet_Shurima
05/28/17 4:30:41 PM
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masturbate to cumming 2-3 times in the morning
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ShinigamiSoul
05/28/17 4:31:53 PM
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Your friends give you a boner?
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:32:13 PM
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HaloFan895 posted...
Avert your eyes and think of old people.

It's not your fault if you do get a boner. That's just how you're wired.

<3

Thanks.

Soviet_Shurima posted...
masturbate

That does seem to help quite a bit.
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:32:57 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Your friends give you a boner?

If you were showering and changing in front of hot females, would you not get aroused?

Of course I get turned on by my friends.
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Nomadic View
05/28/17 4:33:51 PM
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Tense it up and hold it as long as you can. Keep doing that.
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Skye Reynolds
05/28/17 4:34:49 PM
#11:


Maybe you shouldn't convince your boner to stop. Maybe you should convince your friends to become bisexual.
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:35:46 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Maybe you shouldn't convince your boner to stop. Maybe you should convince your friends to become bisexual.

This made me laugh.
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Chicken
05/28/17 4:36:33 PM
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tie a string around the base.
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Cornmuffins
05/28/17 4:36:35 PM
#14:


Duct tape
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Funkydog
05/28/17 4:37:56 PM
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Think of Thatcher taking a shower.
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YoshitoKikuchi
05/28/17 4:39:26 PM
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Think of Amy Schumer nude

I kid
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Turbam
05/28/17 4:40:26 PM
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Jack off during the workout
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ManLink4321
05/28/17 4:42:59 PM
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think of an old grandma
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Touch
05/28/17 4:43:30 PM
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:45:02 PM
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It's always awkward when one of my friends parks his gym bag next to me on the bench and starts changing. From my peripheral vision I can see the outline of his strong body and it make me so aroused. I just sit there trying to stifle my erection while he is completely oblivious of the effect he has on me.

Damn men. Why you have to all be so sexy? I like women, too, but not nearly as I do men.
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Tropicalwood
05/28/17 4:45:55 PM
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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
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jpenny2
05/28/17 4:46:06 PM
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Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.
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Glucian
05/28/17 4:46:08 PM
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Jab it with a rusty needle.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/28/17 4:47:22 PM
#24:


Just shower in some jorts like Tobias. They'll never know.
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:47:31 PM
#25:


Glucian posted...
Jab it with a rusty needle.

What the hell?

I love my dick.

Tropicalwood posted...
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

Who is that?
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ZannoL
05/28/17 4:50:04 PM
#26:


CouchWisdom posted...
It's always awkward when one of my friends parks his gym bag next to me on the bench and starts changing. From my peripheral vision I can see the outline of his strong body and it make me so aroused. I just sit there trying to stifle my erection while he is completely oblivious of the effect he has on me.

Damn men. Why you have to all be so sexy? I like women, too, but not nearly as I do men.

Your friend is a fucking cocktease. How is he oblivious when he knows your bisexual?

I bet he likes the attention he gets.
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Cartwheel_Kick
05/28/17 4:50:28 PM
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an erection is a beautiful thing especially when it's for a strong man. Don't stifle it, accept it and be proud
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 4:55:49 PM
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You don't want to masturbate because that will affect your workout performance.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/28/17 4:58:23 PM
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CouchWisdom posted...
It's always awkward when one of my friends parks his gym bag next to me on the bench and starts changing. From my peripheral vision I can see the outline of his strong body and it make me so aroused. I just sit there trying to stifle my erection while he is completely oblivious of the effect he has on me.

Damn men. Why you have to all be so sexy? I like women, too, but not nearly as I do men.

3GtUEyz
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 4:59:12 PM
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ZannoL posted...
CouchWisdom posted...
It's always awkward when one of my friends parks his gym bag next to me on the bench and starts changing. From my peripheral vision I can see the outline of his strong body and it make me so aroused. I just sit there trying to stifle my erection while he is completely oblivious of the effect he has on me.

Damn men. Why you have to all be so sexy? I like women, too, but not nearly as I do men.

Your friend is a fucking cocktease. How is he oblivious when he knows your bisexual?

I bet he likes the attention he gets.

I bet he does.

Like, he'll sometimes stand in nothing but flip flops in front of me while making conversation. How does he expect me to not feel anything? It's awkward as fuck.

My other friends are a little more professional. They just change without making a big show of it.

weapon_d00d816 posted...
You don't want to masturbate because that will affect your workout performance.

Because it lowers testosterone?
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LadyLuckSmiles
05/28/17 5:02:51 PM
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Think about this when changing:

DqpPbbQ
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Mernardi
05/28/17 5:03:49 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Just shower in some jorts like Tobias. They'll never know.

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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 5:08:27 PM
#34:


LadyLuckSmiles posted...
Think about this when changing:

DqpPbbQ

That's just cruel :(
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 5:10:12 PM
#35:


CouchWisdom posted...

weapon_d00d816 posted...
You don't want to masturbate because that will affect your workout performance.

Because it lowers testosterone?


Well, mostly because it sedates you, not really the testosterone thing which is actually pretty minor.
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 5:11:06 PM
#36:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
CouchWisdom posted...

weapon_d00d816 posted...
You don't want to masturbate because that will affect your workout performance.

Because it lowers testosterone?


Well, mostly because it sedates you, not really the testosterone thing which is actually pretty minor.

Ah, got it.
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EyeWontBeFooled
05/28/17 5:12:31 PM
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Soviet_Shurima posted...
masturbate to cumming 2-3 times in the morning

This man gets it.
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CouchWisdom
05/28/17 5:21:19 PM
#38:


@Everyone: can I ask a question?

Say you had a bisexual (or gay) friend who accidentally popped a boner in front of you. What would go through your mind? Would it change your friendship?
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EternalMelodies
05/28/17 5:23:31 PM
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CouchWisdom posted...
@Everyone: can I ask a question?

Say you had a bisexual (or gay) friend who accidentally popped a boner in front of you. What would go through your mind? Would it change your friendship?

Why would I fault him for something he cannot control?

Every guy who has a functioning penis should know that it has a mind of its own.
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weapon_d00d816
05/28/17 5:24:49 PM
#40:


EternalMelodies posted...
CouchWisdom posted...
@Everyone: can I ask a question?

Say you had a bisexual (or gay) friend who accidentally popped a boner in front of you. What would go through your mind? Would it change your friendship?

Why would I fault him for something he cannot control?

Every guy who has a functioning penis should know that it has a mind of its own.

This.

But that's not to say it wouldn't be awkward.
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ballin4thewin
05/28/17 5:27:56 PM
#41:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
EternalMelodies posted...
CouchWisdom posted...
@Everyone: can I ask a question?

Say you had a bisexual (or gay) friend who accidentally popped a boner in front of you. What would go through your mind? Would it change your friendship?

Why would I fault him for something he cannot control?

Every guy who has a functioning penis should know that it has a mind of its own.

This.

But that's not to say it wouldn't be awkward.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/28/17 5:33:03 PM
#42:


give em the old fruit bowl
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CouchWisdom
05/29/17 3:41:10 PM
#43:


Bump for more opinions.
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littlebro07
05/29/17 3:44:02 PM
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Flex your thighs. Hold it until your boner goes away, should be about ten seconds or so.
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CouchWisdom
05/29/17 3:44:43 PM
#45:


littlebro07 posted...
Flex your thighs. Hold it until your boner goes away, should be about ten seconds or so.

Does that really work?
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littlebro07
05/29/17 3:46:32 PM
#46:


CouchWisdom posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Flex your thighs. Hold it until your boner goes away, should be about ten seconds or so.

Does that really work?


Try it. It works for me when I'm at work and I start getting one when I see a hot co-worker's ass.
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Sir Will
05/29/17 4:42:11 PM
#47:


CouchWisdom posted...
@Everyone: can I ask a question?

Say you had a bisexual (or gay) friend who accidentally popped a boner in front of you. What would go through your mind? Would it change your friendship?

Little awkward, little fun. But then I'm also gay.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/30/17 12:13:30 AM
#48:


Dick Noose
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XT3M3
05/30/17 12:14:48 AM
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flex a muscle. seriously clutch
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CouchWisdom
05/30/17 5:18:29 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Dick Noose

XD
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