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R0N1N187
05/29/17 12:44:10 AM
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I dont have much guy friends that are great with women so I'm looking for some good looking men that were made to breed to see whether or not my new girlfriend will cheat on me. Any idea where I can find them?
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Johnny_Nutcase
05/29/17 12:44:48 AM
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I'll take a run at her.
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GODTIER
05/29/17 12:44:58 AM
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CE is the right place.
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Offworlder1
05/29/17 12:51:19 AM
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This is going to end in disaster, why are you doing this to yourself topic creator.
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Milkman5
05/29/17 12:55:07 AM
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I'll do it. Do you wanna watch, too?
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joe40001
05/29/17 12:56:30 AM
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Hire a male prostitute to proposition her.

There are no possible risks to this strategy </irony>
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solosnake
05/29/17 12:58:55 AM
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Just take her to the bar
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Pastryarchy
05/29/17 1:00:17 AM
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GODTIER posted...
CE is the right place.

Don't forget Gamestop.

Super studs swarming all over there.
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R0N1N187
05/29/17 1:02:19 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
This is going to end in disaster, why are you doing this to yourself topic creator.


Why do you say that? It's not wrong to hire and pay other men to test my girlfriend. They get paid to holler at my woman and they can take her if she obliges. I'm not putting in years of relationship effort and time just to find out midway that she's a cheater all along. So I'm paying dudes $100 each to test her.
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R0N1N187
05/29/17 1:03:43 AM
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solosnake posted...
Just take her to the bar


No, it wouldn't make any sense since her behavior will be different when I'm there. I want guys to test and record the cheating while I'm at work.
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R0N1N187
05/29/17 1:12:18 AM
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kewldude475 posted...
Her ex. But seriously don't do this.


Thats a good one.... but why not? I have the right to test her loyalty.
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iosifsvoboda
05/29/17 1:21:29 AM
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Call that show cheaters
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R0N1N187
05/29/17 1:23:34 AM
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kewldude475 posted...
R0N1N187 posted...
kewldude475 posted...
Her ex. But seriously don't do this.


Thats a good one.... but why not?

Huh... never thought of that. Yeah why not, see how it goes. You might get hurt though so I personally wouldn't but hey at least you'll learn for the future.


No shit its going to hurt, but I'd rather find out about it early on in the relationship rather than a year or two later on because that feeling will be much worse with all that time you've invested into her. Of course I wont just test her a few times. I'm going to test her overtime and if she's loyal, she wont cheat even though I will have probably lost thousands of dollars.
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Joelypoely
05/29/17 1:49:32 AM
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That is the worst idea ever.
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R0N1N187
05/29/17 1:50:47 AM
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kewldude475 posted...
Okay whether or not this is ethical or not aside, why is it gonna cost you thousands of dollars? Pretty sure you could get that tested for free


If a random guy asked you to go up to his girlfriend and do their best to have sex with them, wouldn't you want to at least get paid for it?
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joe40001
05/29/17 1:52:18 AM
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Let's pretend this is serious for a second.

The trouble is that if she is a normal faithful person, putting her through some sort of "test" like this is a weird thing to do, and so the weirdness of doing it could ruin an otherwise good relationship
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