Current Events > I headbutted this guy in the face

(+) Yeah! (+)

My buddy texted me just now saying, "Is that your boy on the left?"

About a year ago I got drunk and headbutted this guy in the nose. I get a kick out of seeing him still in the NAVY, probably hating his life.

This isn't a brag topic or anything I just found it funny that a guy that I drunkenly headbutted in the face made the NY Times

>_>

http://nypost.com/2017/05/26/how-to-live-it-up-in-the-city-like-a-fleet-week-sailor/


---

The NY Post is most decidedly not the Times.
---

I feel the badassery of the headbutt is really under appreciated.

"I'm going to take the part of my body I should protect the most in a fight and fucking beat you with it"
---

VectorChaos posted...

I feel the badassery of the headbutt is really under appreciated.

"I'm going to take the part of my body I should protect the most in a fight and fucking beat you with it"

Well, you see that poser's little stupid plastic badge? He's a SHIP master at arms, thinks he's really tough.

Anyway, I came back from a liberty port and I got in a small fight in my berthing. Usually these things will end without any incident, since we're all men, ya know? Well, some people decided to TELL on me and I got put in handcuffs for a small scuffle.

Anyway I was drunk and pissed off and that guy came up to me and was saying something to me while I was in cuffs so I headbutted him in the face.

I got Captain Masted for it but I ETS'd 4 months later anyway so it wasn't a big deal/
---

You sound like a cool guy
---

Was it a Zinedine Zidane headbutt
---

ASithLord7 posted...

You sound like a cool guy

>_>

What? I felt betrayed.

1. The people who snitched on me were people I worked with who i considered friends
2. One of the guys was a guy who got in a fight earlier in the deployment and I didnt go fucking rat him out, the shit happened all the time.

I mean we were a bunch of people stuck on a ship for 8 months. Of course there was the occasional squabble.
---

That's fuckin hilarious. Well done soldier

GODTIER posted...

VectorChaos posted...

I feel the badassery of the headbutt is really under appreciated.

"I'm going to take the part of my body I should protect the most in a fight and fucking beat you with it"

Well, you see that poser's little stupid plastic badge? He's a SHIP master at arms, thinks he's really tough.

Anyway, I came back from a liberty port and I got in a small fight in my berthing. Usually these things will end without any incident, since we're all men, ya know? Well, some people decided to TELL on me and I got put in handcuffs for a small scuffle.

Anyway I was drunk and pissed off and that guy came up to me and was saying something to me while I was in cuffs so I headbutted him in the face.

I got Captain Masted for it but I ETS'd 4 months later anyway so it wasn't a big deal/

He was saying what to you exactly

Keith_Valentine posted...

That's fuckin hilarious. Well done soldier

thx fuck tha police
---

He was saying what to you exactly

He was asking me if I wanted him to loosen my handcuffs.

>_>
---