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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 6:17:04 PM
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This was a mistake
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D-Lo_BrownTown
05/29/17 6:18:37 PM
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Feline_Heart
05/29/17 6:21:13 PM
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"Hey baby, want some fuck?"
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FFVII_REMAKE
05/29/17 6:24:46 PM
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''you want fuck?''
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Keith_Valentine
05/29/17 6:24:59 PM
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"Lots of money, big dick, won't go crazy or emotional on you. Sup'
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anth0ny
05/29/17 6:25:25 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
"Hey baby, want some fuck?"

FFVII_REMAKE posted...
''you want fuck?''

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SoundNetwork
05/29/17 6:25:36 PM
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- Be hot

- message girls 2 tiers below yourself

- message quality does not matter
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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 6:32:22 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
- Be hot

- message girls 2 tiers below yourself

- message quality does not matter

i failed step 1

what do
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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 6:59:48 PM
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im just gonna quit already
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Turbam
05/29/17 7:02:39 PM
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Just try hello
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iLikeMtnDew
05/29/17 7:03:30 PM
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Mention something in their profile. It's not that hard
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Link43130
05/29/17 7:04:17 PM
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just send them each one of trumps tweets
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refmon
05/29/17 7:05:07 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
''you want fuck?''

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R0ttedHorror
05/29/17 7:05:28 PM
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Play the quickmatch game. Swipe right on every candidate. Youll see results. May not be pretty, but they are results
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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 7:14:53 PM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
Play the quickmatch game. Swipe right on every candidate. Youll see results. May not be pretty, but they are results

Ehhh
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green butter
05/29/17 7:17:03 PM
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Hey baby, which hole is your fuck hole? Answer quickly
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Teddytalks
05/29/17 7:18:18 PM
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It doesn't matter what you say honestly. The two numbers I got from that was from the dumbest and most confusing openers I made. Everything else was either Hey, how are you, or something witty. If they dig you, you can say the most basic lines and see progress. If they don't dig you, a masterfully crafted message will net you 0 replies every single time. Just make yourself look as swaggy as possible, and you're good.
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CoolMaskGuy
05/29/17 7:18:41 PM
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"ay girl"
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Darkman124
05/29/17 7:39:27 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
- Be hot

- message girls 2 tiers below yourself

- message quality does not matter

i failed step 1

what do


move to step 2

there are more than 3 tiers of attractiveness
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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 7:41:38 PM
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What if I'm bottom tier
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iosifsvoboda
05/29/17 7:42:14 PM
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I had pretty good success doing two things:
1) playing the odds. The fact is that a lot of women are racist as fuck so if you keep that in mind with who you message you will be spending your time more wisely
2) Read their profile, read their answered questions and compose a message like this:

<Greeting>

I am messaging you because you seem <personality trait they exhibit> and < another personality trait>! I also love that we both enjoy < something you both have in common>!

<question concerning what you have in common> [IE Who is your favorite]

<Farewell>

<Your name>


Basically your #1 priority is to show you took the time to read their profile and aren't solely interested in fucking them. You are going to way better results composing an actual message than a glorified plz respond.

If you get a reply back just keep a conversation going. At some point she is going to be more comfortable and then you. An move to asking for her number.

DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK UNTIL YOU MEET THEM IN PERSON
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Bluster
05/29/17 7:42:54 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
What if I'm bottom tier

wear good clothes in your photo and that will put you at least 2 tiers higher, then message bottom tier girls
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/29/17 7:43:06 PM
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Joke topic or not, I've learned not to open a convo with something sincere or something that you caught in their profile.

A majority of them will just brush it off anyways.
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DarthAragorn
05/29/17 7:44:22 PM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Joke topic or not, I've learned not to open a convo with something sincere or something that you caught in their profile.

A majority of them will just brush it off anyways.

Wtf

That's basically the only advice I've found
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Howl
05/29/17 7:44:30 PM
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Sup bitch, wanna fuck?
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/29/17 7:47:55 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Joke topic or not, I've learned not to open a convo with something sincere or something that you caught in their profile.

A majority of them will just brush it off anyways.

Wtf

That's basically the only advice I've found

What good is a well-thought initial message if the first thing they notice is your looks and they don't find you attractive?

They're not going to turn you down gently with a text. They'll just discard the message and move on to the next one.

Just send them whatever. If they find you attractive, who knows, you might get a response back.
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