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E32005
05/30/17 3:00:17 AM
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911 callers said the creepy clown was staring at passing drivers.

He stuck his thumb out with one hand, as if he was trying to hitchhike, and held a machete covered in fake blood with his other hand.

Deputies had their guns drawn as they pulled up to the bizarre scene at 3:20 p.m. and confronted the 6'2" tall, 230-pound man.

The clown was identified as 61-year-old Larry Allen Tovey of Gilroy, Monterey County Sheriff's Cmdr. John Thornburg said.

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Strider102
05/30/17 3:01:20 AM
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They float
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Turbam
05/30/17 3:01:21 AM
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He's lucky his dumb ass didn't get run over.
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Chicken
05/30/17 3:01:22 AM
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It would be a shame if he got clipped by an oncoming car.
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Dash_Harber
05/30/17 3:02:07 AM
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That's nothing. Every summer there is a string of machete attacks in the park where people with machetes randomly attack bicyclists in the park ...

I'm so glad I'm moving away from here.
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E32005
05/30/17 3:19:48 PM
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E32005
05/30/17 6:12:05 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

om busted!
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Tappor
05/30/17 6:14:11 PM
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lol
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Chicken
05/31/17 7:22:40 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.


I bet you bathe in that soda all those jabronis drink.
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Garioshi
05/31/17 7:25:54 AM
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Of course it's Flo-Wait, what?
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KnicksRGarbage
05/31/17 7:27:13 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
That's nothing. Every summer there is a string of machete attacks in the park where people with machetes randomly attack bicyclists in the park ...

I'm so glad I'm moving away from here.

@Dash_Harber what park
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cjsdowg
05/31/17 7:34:28 AM
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I just might hit someone in that situation, I am not joking . I always like to find a better way. but a damn clown with a blade.. I am not going to take any chances... I hate clowns.
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HBOSS
06/02/17 12:11:22 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KN_jzdTHE

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The_Juice_
06/02/17 12:12:24 AM
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61 years of inhaling garlic will make anyone crazy
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OwlRammer
06/02/17 12:14:14 AM
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Kanaya413
06/02/17 12:14:27 AM
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Are the clowns coming back
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E32005
06/02/17 8:32:36 PM
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E32005
06/03/17 3:32:56 AM
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MabusIncarnate
06/03/17 3:33:43 AM
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He was arrested a 2nd time for marijuana

He got arrested twice in like a day
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MabusIncarnate
06/03/17 3:34:56 AM
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-apos-joker-apos-face-162120243.html
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Old NoiseTank
06/03/17 3:39:42 AM
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gilroy: garlic capital of the world!
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E32005
06/06/17 10:16:21 PM
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Garioshi
06/08/17 7:08:41 AM
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what
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Back_Stabbath
06/08/17 7:36:46 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

you ok bro
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E32005
06/08/17 6:53:18 PM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

you ok bro

did you call cops?
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Zack_Attackv1
06/08/17 7:01:31 PM
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_Kowalski_
06/10/17 12:34:09 AM
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I was filming a horror film in LA last fallncalled "do you see me" and in one scene we have this bloody clown across the street from a cafe where our protagonist is sipping coffee and tripping out. Well enough people called the cops that a helicopter circled overhead and eventually two squad cars showed up. Showed our permits and they were off but people freak out about clowns man.

We were on the news that night too. Lol.
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Kanaya413
06/10/17 12:43:08 AM
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_Kowalski_ posted...
I was filming a horror film in LA last fallncalled "do you see me" and in one scene we have this bloody clown across the street from a cafe where our protagonist is sipping coffee and tripping out. Well enough people called the cops that a helicopter circled overhead and eventually two squad cars showed up. Showed our permits and they were off but people freak out about clowns man.

We were on the news that night too. Lol.

Lmfao holy fuck
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WesternMedia
06/12/17 3:06:45 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

you ok bro

Did he even get warned for that
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E32005
06/12/17 7:08:45 PM
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WesternMedia posted...
Did he even get warned for that

lol....i think so??
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VectorChaos
06/12/17 7:13:32 PM
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WesternMedia posted...
Back_Stabbath posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

you ok bro

Did he even get warned for that


Didn't he just say some fucked up shit last week where he admired a dude who drove a bus off a road to kill himself and everyone else on the bus with him?

Maybe it's time for the FBI to drop by. See how things are going.

Check the basement.
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Kajagogo
06/16/17 3:12:02 AM
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Well it's official, 61 year olds can act like dumbasses as well!
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Bad_Mojo
06/16/17 3:15:22 AM
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LepartialJury
06/17/17 9:51:08 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
WesternMedia posted...
Back_Stabbath posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I've been really bored with my life lately, so I've kinda been thinking it might be fun to dress up like a clown and walk around town and scare people. Not with weapons or threats or anything...but just like stare at people walking down the sidewalk with my sick, twisted, clown face and make them all scared. I'll bet some guy get's really pissed when I do it to his girlfriend and takes a swing at me like a little pussy ass bitch who's threatened by a simple clown. A clown is really who I am on the inside. I am really liking this idea.

you ok bro

Did he even get warned for that


Didn't he just say some fucked up shit last week where he admired a dude who drove a bus off a road to kill himself and everyone else on the bus with him?

Maybe it's time for the FBI to drop by. See how things are going.

Check the basement.


Think that was Froman
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ArtVandelay
06/20/17 4:17:20 AM
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LepartialJury posted...
Think that was Froman

it was. this fender guy is apparently fucked up too.
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E32005
06/20/17 6:47:41 PM
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WesternMedia
06/21/17 8:13:19 PM
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ArtVandelay posted...
LepartialJury posted...
Think that was Froman

it was. this fender guy is apparently fucked up too.

This.
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E32005
06/26/17 5:08:40 PM
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E32005
06/28/17 2:58:07 AM
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Th3Truth posted...
fender is probably from California too. jeez california

Kalifornia
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Endofall
06/30/17 1:26:19 AM
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wtf
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E32005
06/30/17 2:05:31 AM
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Endofall posted...
wtf

send in the clowns
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