Poll of the Day > I was playing poker last night and I won the biggest hand of my life in epic

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Fashion.

So, Texas hold 'em. I am little blind. I am dealt my cards, pocket jacks. Easily one of my least favorite good hands, but still good. I put out a feeler bet of four dollars, three people fold, three others in. Cards come up, queen king jack. So now I have three of a kind and I'm like alright looks good so far, straight draw on the board but I'm not too worried. Ten dollar bet. Two guys call, other one folds, so just me and the two other guys. Next card comes up, 9. I'm like welp fuck, a ten beats me with the straight. I check. Next guy bets five dollars, guy after him doubles it to ten. I'm like god dammit I have three of a kind, and I'm just assuming one of them has a ten. I say fuck it and call, I have a good hand and if a king queen or nine comes up I hit the boat. So we're all in for like 30 bucks each at this point. Next card comes up.. Another fucking jack. Holy shit. Four of a kind. Quads. Jesus Christ. No hesitation, I'm all in for the last of my chips, about 58$. The next guy calls also without hesitation, I have him covered he has about 38$. Third guy is like what the fuck do you guys have? I'm pretty sure I have you beat but Jesus.. he thinks for about a minute and is like fuck it an calls. He had about 80 cents more than me.

They flip their cards and each have tens, straights 9-king. I flip my shit over and am like that's right mother fuckers.

On top of winning that big ass pot, we do a weekly quad pot where at the start you put in five dollars on top of your buy in and it stays each week until somebody hits a straight flush or four of a kind, so I win that too, about 300$ in there alone.

I ended up having everybody's chips that played except one guy who had about 60$. We called the game a couple hands later because my stack was so ridiculous.

Easily my most amazing stroke of luck ever in poker. Great great feeling.

Damn that's nice. No hard feelings? I'd buy everyone a beer or something
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FellWolf posted...

Damn that's nice. No hard feelings? I'd buy everyone a beer or something

We're all homies, whoever is chip stack at the end of the night is *supposed* to buy beer for the next week, doesn't always happen though.

I'm going to get a bottle of fireball for next week.. way cheaper and easier to give out shots than to find the beer that everybody likes and buying a 24 pack or whatever

The guy with the 38 was salty as fuck. The other guy was like damn great hand

I simply bluff everyone to death

Especially since the AI in Red Dead Redemption for Poker isn't exactly all that bright

TheWorstPoster posted...

I simply bluff everyone to death

Especially since the AI in Red Dead Redemption for Poker isn't exactly all that bright

Yeah you can bluff the computer literally every hand in RDR

When they released the online poker playing on there though.. that's literally all I did for like a month straight