Board 8 > Reminder -- man made climate change is a scam.

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TsunamiXXVIII
06/01/17 8:16:10 PM
#51:


UltimaterializerX posted...
LordoftheMorons posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...

You mean from scientists that are specifically given funding to prove the climate change religion instead of there being actual science involved?

Ulti you have absolutely no idea how science is funded

Didn't Al Gore try telling people polar bears can't swim, even though they're quite literally the best land animal swimmers in the world? They regularly go 5 miles or more each way for food.

Oh, and their population is exploding. Good call on the lie about the polar bears dying.


Wow. Is this the type of insane stuff that Republicans believe? And here I thought they were actually willfully malicious. Ulti, any respect I may have once had for you is gone.

Honestly, as bad as Republicans' own beliefs are, the things that "Democrats believe" according to Republicans are just so inane that it's painful. Democrats do not believe those things. No one believes those things. Anyone--anything that honestly believes that anyone believes any of those things should immediately lose their right to possess a brain, because it should be inherently obvious that nobody actually believes any of those things. I'd go into more detail but I'm afraid I'd get modded. Also, I think I'll back down on my brutal, gory suggestion anyway, because as a man of science, I'm almost curious what type of brain could believe that kind of crap.
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foolm0r0n
06/01/17 8:19:44 PM
#52:


Tsunami people like you are literally why people like Ulti exist. Please do some self examination on that post.
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VintageGin
06/01/17 8:51:07 PM
#53:


UItimaterializer posted...
htaeD posted...
either way I'd like the polar icecaps to not melt
whether nature or man causes it

Al Gore told us they were going to melt by now.

Climate change is real, just not the man made kind. There is not a damn thing humans can do to stop the planet from doing whatever it wants.


I have to admit, I'm curious. Do you think humans can affect the acidity of the ocean?
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Dark Young Link
06/01/17 8:52:29 PM
#54:


foolm0r0n posted...
Tsunami people like you are literally why people like Ulti exist. Please do some self examination on that post.


It's fascinating watching people take bait even I wouldn't take.
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DoomTheGyarados
06/01/17 8:54:27 PM
#55:


Tsunami makes me sad.
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wg64Z
06/01/17 9:05:26 PM
#56:


UltimaterializerX posted...
LordoftheMorons posted...
UltimaterializerX posted...

You mean from scientists that are specifically given funding to prove the climate change religion instead of there being actual science involved?

Ulti you have absolutely no idea how science is funded

Didn't Al Gore try telling people polar bears can't swim, even though they're quite literally the best land animal swimmers in the world? They regularly go 5 miles or more each way for food.

Oh, and their population is exploding. Good call on the lie about the polar bears dying.


How do you know their population is exploding? Is it one of those science religion men being funded to tell you that?
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LapisLazuli
06/01/17 10:11:11 PM
#57:


It's the same guy who told him the ice caps were fine because you can see more ice than before.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/01/17 10:33:34 PM
#58:


only god does weather and climate, not persons

texas had a drought a few years ago. texas prayed at god. "rain plz." god was all "k." rain happened. texas was all ":D" and then more rain and texas got floods.

man made climate change is real. men in texas asked god for the climate to change so that more rain happened and then more rain happened and everyone was happy. if there wasn't men, no one would have prayed to god and there would have been no rain and climate in texas would have kept being not changed.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/01/17 10:34:06 PM
#59:


also ulti post dick pics plz thx in advance
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foolm0r0n
06/01/17 10:44:29 PM
#60:


wg64Z posted...
How do you know their population is exploding? Is it one of those science religion men being funded to tell you that?

He saw them with his own eyes on Planet Earth
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foolm0r0n
06/01/17 10:47:05 PM
#61:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
only god does weather and climate, not persons

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2781
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HanOfTheNekos
06/01/17 11:12:22 PM
#63:


Ulti is on record as saying climate is an important topic for him. This topic is just him trolling because he knows people will react strongly (probably also to amuse himself while watching the NBA finals).
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foolm0r0n
06/01/17 11:13:55 PM
#64:


UltimaterializerX posted...
Permanently? No.

That's actually a scientifically hilarious answer, who did you steal it from?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/01/17 11:50:03 PM
#65:


UltimaterializerX posted...
I a registered independent, not a republican


me too but you're still losing respect by talking bullshit and leaving things out. What happened to the respectable ulti that talked about climate change being a natural and cyclical pattern but conceding that the actions of man kind were detectable and relevant? Nah, fuck that guy. Sensible ulti doesn't have a place here. Only bullshitty trolly ulti does.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/01/17 11:54:16 PM
#66:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Ulti is on record as saying climate is an important topic for him. This topic is just him trolling because he knows people will react strongly (probably also to amuse himself while watching the NBA finals).


oh shit I forgot about the NBA finals because cleveland vs. golden state again is fucking boring and I don't care but hey it was nice that the Celtics actually avoided the sweep
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 12:25:50 AM
#68:


UltimaterializerX posted...
normal people like you or I


people like you

people like I

Things are always the result of people like I. :(
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 12:29:03 AM
#69:


UltimaterializerX posted...
not blaming us every time it rains.


oh I see. Blamed for "every time it rains" now? That's your position?

Roll your skirt back down. You're embarrassing yourself.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 12:32:50 AM
#70:


wait, shit. That was two "___ and/or I" fuck ups, Ulti. You got me. I was convinced that was all you, but damn you clever fuck. You wouldnt type "you and I" instead of "you and me" twice in the same post. I missed it. Well fucking played. Whatever article you copied that from, lol at the writer and masterfully played at being you and not reading it.

Respect restored.
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 12:33:36 AM
#71:


I think this thread actually made me dislike Machete more than Ulti now.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 12:35:13 AM
#72:


scarletspeed7 posted...
I think this thread actually made me dislike Machete more than Ulti now.


and you've been mediocre at best the entire time. fair, next
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 12:36:07 AM
#73:


Yeah, but you've never seen me either A) try or B) slip into something more comfortable.

Also don't steal Bret Hart's lines. They aren't becoming.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 12:39:44 AM
#74:


scarletspeed7 posted...
Yeah, but you've never seen me either A) try or B) slip into something more comfortable.

Also don't steal Bret Hart's lines. They aren't becoming.


You're a fake! A phony! A rice-a-roni jabroni! Aw, yeeeah! Shit's about to get real! Why don'tcha step into a Slim Jim, Kim Jong-Il!
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metroid composite
06/02/17 12:48:26 AM
#75:


UltimaterializerX posted...
Know what happens to any lab animal that's fed GMO food for its entire life? Massive deformities and cancer within 2 generations, and full sterility within 3. If bees and rats can't eat those crops, what makes anyone think it's good for human beings? THOSE are the actual environmental issues of our time, not blaming us every time it rains.

Oh huh, Ulti's now citing stuff that I'm used to hearing from hardcore far-left San Francisco Liberals.

So like...a brief google search:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonentine/2014/09/17/the-debate-about-gmo-safety-is-over-thanks-to-a-new-trillion-meal-study/#82231198a63b

in the most comprehensive study of GMOs and food ever conducted, University of California-Davis Department of Animal Science geneticist Alison Van Eenennaam and research assistant Amy E. Young reviewed 29 years of livestock productivity and health data from both before and after the introduction of genetically engineered animal feed. [NOTE: article is behind a paywall until October 1.]

The field data represented more than 100 billion animals covering a period before 1996 when animal feed was 100% non-GMO, and after its introduction when it jumped to 90% and more. The documentation included the records of animals examined pre and post mortem, as ill cattle cannot be approved for meat.

What did they find? That GM feed is safe and nutritionally equivalent to non-GMO feed. There was no indication of any unusual trends in the health of animals since 1996 when GMO crops were first harvested.


(Also I have family members who work on farms, and who have first-hand experience with GMO crops, so...yeah).

To be clear, Monsanto sucks, but mostly because of how they monetize their seed. Traditionally farmers just store their own seed after harvesting a crop, but Monsanto doesn't allow this. There have been farmers whose non-GMO crops cross-bred with the neighbor's crops, and Monsanto tried to sue them. Like...I hate Monsanto.

But you can take your far left Liberal Hippie science-denying misinformation, and file it under the same folder as 9/11 truthers.
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foolm0r0n
06/02/17 12:56:50 AM
#76:


The better scaremongering would be to give Ulti as an example of a creature that was horribly crippled by GMOs
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MoogleKupo141
06/02/17 1:14:41 AM
#78:


who's feeding GMO stuff to the bats
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LordoftheMorons
06/02/17 1:15:03 AM
#79:


Did you not have to take biology classes for your vet degree or something?
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LordoftheMorons
06/02/17 1:24:02 AM
#81:


Lmao
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MoogleKupo141
06/02/17 1:27:01 AM
#82:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudogymnoascus_destructans

I don't see anything here about the fungus being genetically engineered, it just looks like it's foreign

why would someone engineer this fungus in the first place?
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Dark Young Link
06/02/17 1:27:25 AM
#83:


lol, you blocked him for that? Seems like an overreaction.
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 1:29:27 AM
#84:


Welp, never mind. Machete is back on top of Ulti by a country mile.
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VeryInsane
06/02/17 1:29:29 AM
#85:


why do you guys do this
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 1:29:56 AM
#86:


VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this

It's either this or watch whatever my roommate is watching on Netflix.
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MoogleKupo141
06/02/17 1:31:14 AM
#87:


VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this


I want to know who released the bat-killing fungus. I didn't even know there was a fungus killing all the bats in the first place! This topic is educational.
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LordoftheMorons
06/02/17 1:33:21 AM
#88:


The funny thing is that GMO alarmists are typically associated with liberals
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 1:33:41 AM
#89:


VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this

What are you up to tonight, VI?
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lordloki12
06/02/17 1:36:16 AM
#90:


MoogleKupo141 posted...
VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this


I want to know who released the bat-killing fungus. I didn't even know there was a fungus killing all the bats in the first place! This topic is educational.


As far as anyone can tell it was god who released this fungus onto the world.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 1:37:39 AM
#91:


UltimaterializerX posted...

It's always cute when you Berkeley liberal know-nothings thoroughly embarrass yourselves. Trump really should defund that garbage-ass thing you people call a college, because it hasn't turned out anyone worth interacting with in nearly two decades. Blocked.


what site are you blocking people on?
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VeryInsane
06/02/17 1:37:51 AM
#92:


scarletspeed7 posted...
VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this

What are you up to tonight, VI?


A rock fell onto my windshield so I had to call Geico and set up a appointment for a replacement windshield tomorrow morning fun fun

Apart from that gonna start up a volleyball anime that I hear is pretty good.

Also Wintermute is a motherfucker.
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 1:39:07 AM
#93:


Holy shit, what???? How big was this rock?
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LapisLazuli
06/02/17 1:39:27 AM
#94:


Wow, Ulti must really hate God.
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Jakyl25
06/02/17 1:40:30 AM
#95:


scarletspeed7 posted...
Holy shit, what???? How big was this rock?


It was a GMO rock so it was unnaturally big
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LapisLazuli
06/02/17 1:40:57 AM
#96:


VeryInsane posted...
Apart from that gonna start up a volleyball anime that I hear is pretty good.


Haikyuu is fucking awesome.

Also unlike most hit anime there's like 64 episodes to watch so you won't finish in a day and be wanting for more.
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VeryInsane
06/02/17 1:41:04 AM
#97:


It wasn't that big just from looking but because I was on the highway and it was from a truck that was about four times the height of my car I'm pretty sure that the force of the rock was enough to crack the windshield
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 1:41:09 AM
#98:


scarletspeed7 posted...
Welp, never mind. Machete is back on top of Ulti by a country mile.


:O
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scarletspeed7
06/02/17 1:41:28 AM
#99:


Jakyl25 posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
Holy shit, what???? How big was this rock?


It was a GMO rock so it was unnaturally big

Solid 9/10 on the Scarlet Humor Scale here.
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VeryInsane
06/02/17 1:44:00 AM
#100:


LapisLazuli posted...
VeryInsane posted...
Apart from that gonna start up a volleyball anime that I hear is pretty good.


Haikyuu is fucking awesome.

Also unlike most hit anime there's like 64 episodes to watch so you won't finish in a day and be wanting for more.


I guess just stating the description is enough to point to what it was

I've only seen a little bit of anime but I want to watch more. When it's bad it's bad, but when it's good it actually is really damn good
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/02/17 1:44:25 AM
#101:


VeryInsane posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
VeryInsane posted...
why do you guys do this

What are you up to tonight, VI?


A rock fell onto my windshield so I had to call Geico and set up a appointment for a replacement windshield tomorrow morning fun fun

Apart from that gonna start up a volleyball anime that I hear is pretty good.

Also Wintermute is a motherfucker.


I keep getting mail from Geico addressed to "current driver at" but I don't drive. I've heard good things about them. Between the good things I've heard and the fact that I'm not a driver and they are still so eager to earn my business, I would say they are probably a really good insurance company.
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