Poll of the Day > You meet the girl of your dreams

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TheWorstPoster
06/05/17 6:53:17 PM
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However, she demands that she yank all of your teeth out of your mouth using rusty pliers, all within one hour. She is not a dentist, and no anesthetics will be used. She must yank ALL of your teeth out within one hour, and if you demand she stop yanking your teeth out, she slices off both of your arms.

How screwed are you?
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Sarcasthma
06/05/17 6:54:40 PM
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Shut up, Nathan.
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DevilSummoner1
06/05/17 6:55:07 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Shut up, Nathan.

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JTekashiro
06/05/17 6:56:01 PM
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*Reads post*

User name checks out.
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Cacciato
06/05/17 7:10:49 PM
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DevilSummoner1 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Shut up, Nathan.
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