Current Events > MALES: You must reproduce with the last woman you texted or called.

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SrRd_RacinG 06/09/17 12:03:12 PM #1:	This should be interesting! --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:880721054] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>This should be interesting!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/09/17 12:03:48 PM #2:	My wife. Yay a third kid... --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:880721082] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My wife. Yay a third kid...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 06/09/17 12:04:45 PM #3:	My sister? Would rather die. --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:880721144] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My sister? Would rather die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 06/09/17 12:06:00 PM #4:	My mom? gross. --- http://i.imgur.com/jJ4fn99.gif http://i.imgur.com/Boxw8r4.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:880721223] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My mom? gross.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 06/09/17 12:06:02 PM #5:	My girlfriend And all is ok --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* I like posting. <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:880721225] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend And all is ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Haldol 06/09/17 12:06:08 PM #6:	Called or talked to?? Called would be my girlfriend Talked too would be my clients 40 year old daughter. <cite>Haldol posted [p:880721229] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Called or talked to?? Called would be my girlfriend Talked too would be my clients 40 year old daughter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/09/17 12:06:36 PM #7:	My boss...could be worse --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:880721249] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My boss...could be worse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 06/09/17 12:11:29 PM #8:	My wife. So, a third kid already. Well, I guess that's bound to happen eventually, since she wants a total of four. Which is a close call, because the previous woman I texted was her bestfriend/mutual friend. Not sure how my wife would respond to me breeding her best friend, but she'd probably be jealous. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac <cite>Esrac posted [p:880721512] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My wife. So, a third kid already. Well, I guess that's bound to happen eventually, since she wants a total of four. Which is a close call, because the previous woman I texted was her bestfriend/mutual friend. Not sure how my wife would respond to me breeding her best friend, but she'd probably be jealous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 06/09/17 12:12:53 PM #9:	My 50 year old co-worker that just quit. Eh, could be worse. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:880721587] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My 50 year old co-worker that just quit. Eh, could be worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 06/09/17 12:13:56 PM #10:	Fortunately just texted my wife. But if I had seen this topic a little sooner it would be a female friend of mine, that'd be awkward... --- -- - <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:880721636] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Fortunately just texted my wife. But if I had seen this topic a little sooner it would be a female friend of mine, that'd be awkward...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 06/09/17 12:14:09 PM #11:	Already have two kids with her so whatever --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:880721646] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Already have two kids with her so whatever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Baneposting 06/09/17 12:14:57 PM #13:	I don't think she'd accept my 1 inches <cite>Baneposting posted [p:880721687] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>I don't think she'd accept my 1 inches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 06/09/17 12:17:23 PM #14:	A decently attractive married 20-something I work with. Neither of us want kids, so that could be kind of weird. --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:880721839] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>A decently attractive married 20-something I work with. Neither of us want kids, so that could be kind of weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 06/09/17 12:20:52 PM #15:	My fiance. That was the plan. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:880722037] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My fiance. That was the plan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 06/09/17 12:21:26 PM #16:	She literally can't get pregnant --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:880722070] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>She literally can't get pregnant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 06/09/17 12:21:46 PM #17:	My dentist? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:880722091] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My dentist?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 06/09/17 12:23:41 PM #18:	my gf <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:880722211] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>my gf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 06/09/17 12:25:07 PM #19:	Wife --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:880722301] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Wife</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 06/09/17 12:26:20 PM #20:	Chick I've been seeing. Could be worse, but I don't feel like raising a kid. Can I get out of that part? --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:880722378] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Chick I've been seeing. Could be worse, but I don't feel like raising a kid. Can I get out of that part?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mako_Sharknado 06/09/17 12:26:36 PM #21:	Bang buddy Don't really want a kid or even relationship with 'er, but at least she ain't a relative like a lotta y'all so --- SENTAI GENJI: ZA GURIN DORAGON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnrqPc6R0UM <cite>Mako_Sharknado posted [p:880722400] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Bang buddy Don't really want a kid or even relationship with 'er, but at least she ain't a relative like a lotta y'all so</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Phantom_Nook 06/09/17 12:27:44 PM #22:	my girlfriend. I guess that's fine. --- When a girl has sex with a bunch of guys, they call her a slut, but when a guy does it, they call him gay. ~ Antifar <cite>Phantom_Nook posted [p:880722470] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>my girlfriend. I guess that's fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordTrinen 06/09/17 12:27:54 PM #23:	A lesbian friend of mine living in Canada. ( ' - ' ) Wonder how that would work out? <cite>LordTrinen posted [p:880722481] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>A lesbian friend of mine living in Canada. ( ' - ' ) Wonder how that would work out?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 06/09/17 12:35:12 PM #24:	work friend, a pretty 28 year old redhead. nice. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:880722927] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>work friend, a pretty 28 year old redhead. nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clad 06/09/17 12:35:42 PM #25:	my best friend's wife ffff <cite>Clad posted [p:880722967] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>my best friend's wife ffff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 06/09/17 12:37:40 PM #26:	My wife? If only she still had her uterus... --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:880723089] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My wife? If only she still had her uterus...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inferno Dive Dragoon 06/09/17 12:40:21 PM #27:	Eh, dodged a bullet on this one I guess. I haven't touched a phone in years, much less can recall the last time the person on the other side was a woman. --- N/A <cite>Inferno Dive Dragoon posted [p:880723238] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Eh, dodged a bullet on this one I guess. I haven't touched a phone in years, much less can recall the last time the person on the other side was a woman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MotaroRIP619 06/09/17 12:43:22 PM #28:	ToonLinkWithGun posted... My wife. Yay a third kid... --- Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Carrie Fisher (RIP) <cite>MotaroRIP619 posted [p:880723430] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote>My wife. Yay a third kid...</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 06/09/17 12:45:03 PM #29:	Some chick at Applebee's --- Mains: Xiaoyu/Zafina (Tekken)-Dhalsim (SF)-Jax (MK) Luong/Yamazaki/Joe (KoF) <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:880723528] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Some chick at Applebee's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeno14 06/09/17 12:48:41 PM #30:	my mom like 5 minutes ago..... so disgusting and impossible --- http://i.imgur.com/brMr5Ig.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MoXxySu.gif https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyGM7qMXgAAwhbT.jpg:large <cite>Xeno14 posted [p:880723746] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>my mom like 5 minutes ago..... so disgusting and impossible</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Clad 06/09/17 1:23:28 PM #31:	Inferno Dive Dragoon posted... Eh, dodged a bullet on this one I guess. I haven't touched a phone in years, much less can recall the last time the person on the other side was a woman. are you ed sheeran <cite>Clad posted [p:880725897] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote><cite>Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...</cite> <quote>Eh, dodged a bullet on this one I guess. I haven't touched a phone in years, much less can recall the last time the person on the other side was a woman.</quote> are you ed sheeran</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 06/09/17 1:24:23 PM #32:	My cousin. -_- At least she's about the same age as I am. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:880725945] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My cousin. -_- At least she's about the same age as I am.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funployee 06/09/17 1:34:59 PM #33:	a 26 yeard old Dominican who just broke up with her boyfriend of five years . . . <cite>Funployee posted [p:880726558] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>a 26 yeard old Dominican who just broke up with her boyfriend of five years . . .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 06/09/17 1:37:22 PM #34:	Xeno14 posted... my mom like 5 minutes ago..... so disgusting and impossible --- http://i.imgur.com/VawbBVM.gif http://i.imgur.com/6Si4h.gif <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:880726709] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xeno14 posted...</cite> <quote>my mom like 5 minutes ago..... so disgusting and impossible</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 06/09/17 2:04:32 PM #35:	Coworker. She is attractive, but shes also engaged. So I don't think that would be a good idea --- go join the "expletive not allowed" nazis then. you "expletive not allowed" psycho- Spudger 01/15/17 <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:880728313] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Coworker. She is attractive, but shes also engaged. So I don't think that would be a good idea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 06/09/17 6:00:26 PM #36:	bump --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:880742247] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 06/09/17 6:02:16 PM #37:	So my daughter gets a new brother or sister. We were planning on having another baby in about 2 years anyway, so whatever. --- http://i.imgur.com/ks5GR7C.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vG1Yhak.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:880742354] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>So my daughter gets a new brother or sister. We were planning on having another baby in about 2 years anyway, so whatever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 06/09/17 6:05:00 PM #38:	Close friend of mine who happens to be engaged. --- UNIST: Phonon/Orie Arizona Diamondbacks: 34-25 <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:880742525] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Close friend of mine who happens to be engaged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSingingHobo 06/09/17 6:07:49 PM #39:	My girlfriend. Meh, could be worse. --- Sig space for sale. Inquire within. <cite>TheSingingHobo posted [p:880742682] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend. Meh, could be worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ambientsausage 06/09/17 6:13:28 PM #41:	My ex, we already have a child together. I'm good. Unless this means reproducing a second time, no chance of that <cite>ambientsausage posted [p:880742976] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My ex, we already have a child together. I'm good. Unless this means reproducing a second time, no chance of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/09/17 6:14:03 PM #42:	Blue_Inigo posted... My sister? Would rather die. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:880743003] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Inigo posted...</cite> <quote>My sister? Would rather die.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baneposting 06/09/17 6:14:21 PM #43:	@CrimsonAngeI <_< <cite>Baneposting posted [p:880743023] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>@CrimsonAngeI <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 06/09/17 6:14:48 PM #44:	My GF. I guess that works. <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:880743055] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My GF. I guess that works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 06/09/17 6:28:03 PM #45:	Group text with Mrs. DevsBro and my sister. Hoooooo boy --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:880743769] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>Group text with Mrs. DevsBro and my sister. Hoooooo boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto15 06/09/17 9:07:06 PM #46:	My girl cousin. I'd actually be okay with that. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgur.com/kjgOUn3.jpg <cite>Tadamoto15 posted [p:880752217] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My girl cousin. I'd actually be okay with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 06/09/17 9:08:21 PM #47:	My mom, my sister, and my grandma are the only women I've texted/called in a while.... -.- --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:880752285] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>My mom, my sister, and my grandma are the only women I've texted/called in a while.... -.-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medz1986 06/09/17 9:08:33 PM #48:	Tadamoto15 posted... My girl cousin. I'd actually be okay with that. Ever been down that road? <cite>Medz1986 posted [p:880752301] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto15 posted...</cite> <quote>My girl cousin. I'd actually be okay with that.</quote> Ever been down that road?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 06/09/17 9:09:09 PM #49:	a friend who has had three kids but is still pretty rocking not into blondes, but she dyed her hair back... my fiancée would not be happy though --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:880752324] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>a friend who has had three kids but is still pretty rocking not into blondes, but she dyed her hair back... my fiancée would not be happy though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadow_Of_Fenix 06/09/17 9:09:10 PM #50:	apparently me and my wife are about to have our first kid? <cite>Shadow_Of_Fenix posted [p:880752325] in MALES: You... [t:75439438]...</cite> <quote>apparently me and my wife are about to have our first kid?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > MALES: You must reproduce with the last woman you texted or called.