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ToonLinkWithGun
06/11/17 11:13:26 PM
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Won't watch tv of fucking make up her mind about what she's doing.

Just staring and sitting in silence, looking at me and eating ice cream.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/11/17 11:14:23 PM
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She's definitely a keeper.
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FursonaNonGrata
06/11/17 11:15:01 PM
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Sounds like she admires you or something
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Z_Zenkai1992
06/11/17 11:15:12 PM
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isnt your wife a blowup doll?
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Ivynn
06/11/17 11:17:39 PM
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Maybe she's mirin your gains
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/11/17 11:18:31 PM
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She's gonna get fat. Give her some oatmeal
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I Like Toast
06/11/17 11:18:48 PM
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Better be cookie dough
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ThyCorndog
06/11/17 11:18:54 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
She's gonna get fat. Give her some oatmeal

this, and water her a bit
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thronedfire2
06/11/17 11:19:24 PM
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Z_Zenkai1992 posted...
isnt your wife a blowup doll?


body pillow
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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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KnightofShikari
06/11/17 11:24:27 PM
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it's obvious. even though she said she didn't want any, and when you asked her if she wanted some of yours, she actually does want some but because you aren't offering to her RIGHT NOW nothing you did before counts
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