Current Events > How the fuck do I get a girlfriend?

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REMercsChamp 06/12/17 2:45:20 PM #1:	Guys, I've tried everything: - Tried being nice to them - Tried the opposite, being an ass towards them - Worked out at the gym for 2 months to get some muscles, started acting like The Rock - Tried to become "friends first" and pretend I care about them or their problems - Tried ignoring them - Tried pickup lines NONE of the above have worked. I've tried fucking everything. I'm a nice guy - I should be able to get a girlfriend --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:880923602] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>Guys, I've tried everything: - Tried being nice to them - Tried the opposite, being an ass towards them - Worked out at the gym for 2 months to get some muscles, started acting like The Rock - Tried to become "friends first" and pretend I care about them or their problems - Tried ignoring them - Tried pickup lines NONE of the above have worked. I've tried fucking everything. I'm a nice guy - I should be able to get a girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/12/17 2:46:07 PM #2:	You have to do a mating dance/call. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:880923657] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>You have to do a mating dance/call.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/12/17 2:47:10 PM #3:	Kitt posted... You have to do a mating dance/call. do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:880923725] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>You have to do a mating dance/call.</quote> do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dagger32 06/12/17 2:48:24 PM #4:	Why are you asking us when religion holds all the answers? https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75450169 --- Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions? PSN: Dagger_32 <cite>Dagger32 posted [p:880923815] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>Why are you asking us when religion holds all the answers? https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75450169</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotOJameson 06/12/17 2:48:52 PM #5:	don't ask that here --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif <cite>ShotOJameson posted [p:880923850] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>don't ask that here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 06/12/17 2:48:58 PM #6:	You have to get yourself a boyfriend first. It'll make them jealous and fawn all over you. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:880923859] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>You have to get yourself a boyfriend first. It'll make them jealous and fawn all over you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/12/17 2:50:01 PM #7:	Whip out your weenie. That way, they will know you are available and will show interest in you. --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:880923933] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>Whip out your weenie. That way, they will know you are available and will show interest in you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 06/12/17 2:50:09 PM #8:	I'll be your girlfriend for a hundred-million dollars. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:880923942] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>I'll be your girlfriend for a hundred-million dollars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EdgeMaster 06/12/17 2:50:11 PM #9:	Lol worked out for 2 months. You should try showing off how much money you have next. --- If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the internet. ****poster Extraordinaire <cite>EdgeMaster posted [p:880923946] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>Lol worked out for 2 months. You should try showing off how much money you have next.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 06/12/17 2:53:12 PM #10:	First thing you're going to need is a sword. --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:880924170] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>First thing you're going to need is a sword.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 06/12/17 2:54:14 PM #11:	bobtuse posted... First thing you're going to need is a sword. Go on..... --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:880924247] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote><cite>bobtuse posted...</cite> <quote>First thing you're going to need is a sword.</quote> Go on.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 06/12/17 2:58:25 PM #12:	be at least 6'3" 6 pack abs good jawline 6 figure salary <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:880924540] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>be at least 6'3" 6 pack abs good jawline 6 figure salary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/12/17 3:03:40 PM #13:	Drpooplol posted... Kitt posted... You have to do a mating dance/call. do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y Yes. TC, do this. It'll rain bitches. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:880924972] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>You have to do a mating dance/call.</quote> do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y</quote> Yes. TC, do this. It'll rain bitches.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 06/12/17 3:16:01 PM #14:	CharlesBronson posted... be at least 6'3" 6 pack abs good jawline 6 figure salary This guy knows what's up --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:880925832] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote><cite>CharlesBronson posted...</cite> <quote>be at least 6'3" 6 pack abs good jawline 6 figure salary</quote> This guy knows what's up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 06/12/17 3:17:48 PM #15:	Both my gfs I met randomly one day and we developed a relationship over time. So I guess the only thing I can says is it will happen when it happens. --- This is my year of Pokemon! Pokemon games I'm playing: Pearl and Black. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:880925949] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>Both my gfs I met randomly one day and we developed a relationship over time. So I guess the only thing I can says is it will happen when it happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/12/17 3:20:19 PM #16:	You need to play more video games. Chicks dig guys that play lots of video games. --- Alaph beat Tidal22 easily in maximum handicap mode. <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:880926113] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote>You need to play more video games. Chicks dig guys that play lots of video games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 06/12/17 3:27:30 PM #17:	Duncanwii posted... Both my gfs I met randomly one day and we developed a relationship over time. So I guess the only thing I can says is it will happen when it happens. I've been trying that - I'll go on the sidewalks and catcall and whistle at random girls, it doesn't work --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:880926605] in How the fu... [t:75451019]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Both my gfs I met randomly one day and we developed a relationship over time. So I guess the only thing I can says is it will happen when it happens.</quote> I've been trying that - I'll go on the sidewalks and catcall and whistle at random girls, it doesn't work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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