Poll of the Day > Y'all need to unbore me at work right now

(+) Yeah! (+)

lolol
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Zeus posted...

Our tax dollars at work in this topic.

She is working as an unpaid intern you loon.

This is why I asked. Man, if I could sit on my cell-phone while cleaning giant oil holding tanks without risk of massive explosion, and gunking my phone up with oil, I definitely would find a nice "corner" to sit down in.

Yeah I'm a white-collar office kind of chick
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Yeah I'm a white-collar office kind of chick

Typical Millenial basically
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I thought millennials worked at Starbucks while waiting between garage band gigs at their parents' house!
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those are alt-hipsters now
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Good gravy I can't keep these stereotypes in order, how do people do it
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there's an app
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Anybody lazy is a millennial, it doesn't matter what kind of lazy.
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a lazy 90 year old lady is a millennial?
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Funny, because we have an over-abundance of white-collars in the city, and not enough labourers, after the last crash that OPEC forced on us. People with drug and alcohol addictions in the labour force who, surprisingly, can't manage their money, said "I'm not doing this again." and left the province.

All these young kids want the $60-90k/year positions, not realising that a degree doesn't guarantee you a job. Especially when the economy hits rock-bottom. Also not realising that some of these labour positions will pay that. You just... actually have to work.

Guys who work their way up the ladder, eventually needing a couple years of schooling, can make $1500/day sitting in a heated shack watching others work.

avocado toast

RCtheWSBC posted...

Yeah I'm a white-collar office kind of chick

Seems kinda racist
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Smarkil, you make loving you so difficult
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Smarkil took me out of his sig because he's a fucking sham
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i can put you in my sig but you haven't said anything good lately
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You could put a pic of Chewy's balls in your sig and say that they're mine.
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I am home from work now. Thank you, gentlemen.

Now to hit up Amazon about my missing "delivered" package
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Blighboy posted...

Smarkil took me out of his sig because he's a fucking sham

I don't know the context of the quote in his new sig, but I think it's an upgrade

Oh it's definitely hilarious.
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Dammit, they're just giving me the refund. This is the first time an Amazon package delivered via USPS has gone totally missing. I bought it on a Lightning Deal after waiting months for it to go on sale...
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Can't you just have them send a second one?
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They only gave me the refund as the option. I'm not someone who likes to demand or yell to force a company into things.
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nooo not your hair dryer
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Jen0125 posted...

nooo not your hair dryer

I know, right? Shit's lame. I'm legit upset >_>

I'm going to call my local USPS down the street from me to try to file a missing mail claim. I know the usual carrier on my route, he's a cool guy.
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Wait why were you waiting months for a hair dryer.
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Because I can!

I put it on my wish list months ago, but held off since I didn't need it, and then I saw it go on sale and I figured I'd finally nab it.
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Blighboy posted...

Wait why were you waiting months for a hair dryer.

A good consumer never pays full price. Everything eventually goes on sale.

I love Thomas honey wheat English muffins. There are 3 grocery chains in my area. At any given time, one of them will have them on a 2for1 sale. Today, I found a 3for1 sale. SCORED!
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Blighboy posted...

<3
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