Poll of the Day > The President has been kidnapped by ninjas

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TheWorstPoster 06/13/17 6:05:27 PM #1:	Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:881034342] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/13/17 6:13:55 PM #2:	Okay, but I better get a burger out of the deal. HA! HA! HA! HA! <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:881034939] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>Okay, but I better get a burger out of the deal. HA! HA! HA! HA!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 06/13/17 6:16:28 PM #3:	Your mom is the president <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:881035099] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>Your mom is the president</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erik_P 06/13/17 6:19:07 PM #4:	The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter. --- #welchingalldayerrday <cite>Erik_P posted [p:881035293] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TigerTycoon 06/13/17 6:31:32 PM #5:	Erik_P posted... The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter. Let's be honest here, you're happy Trump runs his own Twitter instead of having a dedicated staff that puts out carefully made politically correct tweets, so you can use it tell everyone how horrible Trump is every time he tweets something. --- YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT! <cite>TigerTycoon posted [p:881036171] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter.</quote> Let's be honest here, you're happy Trump runs his own Twitter instead of having a dedicated staff that puts out carefully made politically correct tweets, so you can use it tell everyone how horrible Trump is every time he tweets something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 06/13/17 7:12:28 PM #6:	Can the ninjas take the VP, too? <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:881039103] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>Can the ninjas take the VP, too?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trevor_Belmont 06/13/17 9:08:32 PM #7:	streamofthesky posted... Can the ninjas take the VP, too? Only if they take the Speaker of the House too. <cite>Trevor_Belmont posted [p:881047506] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>streamofthesky posted...</cite> <quote>Can the ninjas take the VP, too?</quote> Only if they take the Speaker of the House too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 06/13/17 9:11:01 PM #8:	Trevor_Belmont posted... streamofthesky posted... Can the ninjas take the VP, too? Only if they take the Speaker of the House too. That'd be nice, but I don't want to get greedy here. <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:881047706] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trevor_Belmont posted...</cite> <quote><cite>streamofthesky posted...</cite> <quote>Can the ninjas take the VP, too?</quote> Only if they take the Speaker of the House too.</quote> That'd be nice, but I don't want to get greedy here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 06/13/17 9:25:57 PM #9:	How much would it cost to pay them to keep him? --- Fall down, go boom... Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it is crap. <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:881048819] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>How much would it cost to pay them to keep him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erik_P 06/13/17 9:28:25 PM #10:	TigerTycoon posted... Erik_P posted... The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter. Let's be honest here, you're happy Trump runs his own Twitter instead of having a dedicated staff that puts out carefully made politically correct tweets, so you can use it tell everyone how horrible Trump is every time he tweets something. You're right, because he's fucking over his policies cuz he won't shut up. --- #welchingalldayerrday <cite>Erik_P posted [p:881049020] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>TigerTycoon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>The ninjas can keep Trump. They'll give him back when he keeps whining about how unfair it is they won't let him use Twitter.</quote> Let's be honest here, you're happy Trump runs his own Twitter instead of having a dedicated staff that puts out carefully made politically correct tweets, so you can use it tell everyone how horrible Trump is every time he tweets something.</quote> You're right, because he's fucking over his policies cuz he won't shut up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 06/13/17 9:42:11 PM #11:	TyVulpine posted... How much would it cost to pay them to keep him? Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them. <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:881050002] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>TyVulpine posted...</cite> <quote>How much would it cost to pay them to keep him?</quote> Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dainkinkaide 06/13/17 9:44:00 PM #12:	Trump's been lambasting all the bad dudes, so there are no longer any dudes of sufficient badness who are willing to rescue the President. --- Hank Pym changes superhero aliases more often than Hawkman changes origin stories. <cite>dainkinkaide posted [p:881050143] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>Trump's been lambasting all the bad dudes, so there are no longer any dudes of sufficient badness who are willing to rescue the President.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 06/13/17 9:47:42 PM #13:	streamofthesky posted... TyVulpine posted... How much would it cost to pay them to keep him? Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them. And so the 25th Amendment would be invoked, and he would no longer be the president so they would either kill him or let him go. Either way, he's no longer president. --- Fall down, go boom... Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it is crap. <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:881050411] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>streamofthesky posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TyVulpine posted...</cite> <quote>How much would it cost to pay them to keep him?</quote> Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them.</quote> And so the 25th Amendment would be invoked, and he would no longer be the president so they would either kill him or let him go. Either way, he's no longer president.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 06/13/17 9:51:12 PM #14:	TyVulpine posted... streamofthesky posted... TyVulpine posted... How much would it cost to pay them to keep him? Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them. And so the 25th Amendment would be invoked, and he would no longer be the president so they would either kill him or let him go. Either way, he's no longer president. Doesn't answer my question of why pay them anything? Once their investment goes bust, you can count on ninjas to have no qualms about cutting their losses. <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:881050658] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote><cite>TyVulpine posted...</cite> <quote><cite>streamofthesky posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TyVulpine posted...</cite> <quote>How much would it cost to pay them to keep him?</quote> Why would we do that? Eventually, keeping around the kidnapped politicians that it turns out no one wants back would become a pointless burden for them.</quote> And so the 25th Amendment would be invoked, and he would no longer be the president so they would either kill him or let him go. Either way, he's no longer president.</quote> Doesn't answer my question of why pay them anything? Once their investment goes bust, you can count on ninjas to have no qualms about cutting their losses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 06/15/17 1:32:57 PM #17:	I wouldn't bother. I just wish they also kidnapped the rest of his administration. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:881164738] in The Presid... [t:75457450]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't bother. I just wish they also kidnapped the rest of his administration.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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