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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:09:06 AM
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dinner at a chinese resturaunt then the movies

pls advise this is my forst date
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Timohtep
06/15/17 1:10:04 AM
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I know it's overplayed, but be yourself. You don't want to hit it off with this girl and then have her dislike the REAL you, so be the real you from the start.

Also be confident.
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Kanaya413
06/15/17 1:12:16 AM
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I've never been on a date
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Albel-Nox
06/15/17 1:17:49 AM
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Timohtep posted...
hit it off with this girl.
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Yaridovich
06/15/17 1:24:54 AM
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Eat an eggroll in one bite. Chicks LOVE that shit.
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:27:14 AM
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Timohtep posted...
I know it's overplayed, but be yourself. You don't want to hit it off with this girl and then have her dislike the REAL you, so be the real you from the start.

Also be confident.

So an awkward bookworm? Got it :p

Kanaya413 posted...
I've never been on a date

Kanaya pls
not even once?

GOATTHlEF posted...
Don't be a pushover, if you don't like a movie for example, speak up. It's a first date, don't overdress. Wear something you can eat, breathe, and walk in. You want to look natural.

I'd say avoid dinner and a movie, but that seems to be what you are doing. It's so dull that it's rarely memorable, and you want this to be memorable.

Be on time, put your phone away, ask questions. Don't go full CEman and start ranting about politics, just don't be a wallflower.

Be positive! He's probably just as worried about the date as you are.

So like an oversized sweatshirt and acid washed high waist jeans?
Cuz that's what I have planned out atm

I'd rather play it safe than not. Maybe if it goes well we can go to the roller rink, how does that sound :p

Thanks goatthief, you've helped a lot with my nerves <333

Albel-Nox posted...
Timohtep posted...
hit it off with this girl.

lol
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:28:09 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
Eat an eggroll in one bite. Chicks LOVE that shit.

Wouldn't guys like it more because it simulates... ya know
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emblem boy
06/15/17 1:28:59 AM
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How'd you meet him
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Timohtep
06/15/17 1:30:12 AM
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jeez guys I don't lurk CE 24/7 anymore I don't know everyone's gender/orientation eat my shorts >:(
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Kanaya413
06/15/17 1:30:32 AM
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Not even once lol
I'd probably be too awkward anyway ahaha
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:36:34 AM
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emblem boy posted...
How'd you meet him

His mom introduced us lmao

Timohtep posted...
jeez guys I don't lurk CE 24/7 anymore I don't know everyone's gender/orientation eat my shorts >:(

Straight female for future reference
Also my main's in purg rip

Kanaya413 posted...
Not even once lol
I'd probably be too awkward anyway ahaha

ahaha... ._.

no but seriously I'm thinking the same thing, hopefully i can come back and tell you it wasn't that bad?
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Leanaunfurled
06/15/17 1:38:22 AM
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Good luck Harp!
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:39:20 AM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
Good luck Harp!

RL8KxKy
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ArtVandelay
06/15/17 1:41:00 AM
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Wotswayla posted...
Also my main's in purg rip

y

also a bunch of chinese and then a dark room immediately after = zzzzzzzz

but good luck!
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moose_knuckle
06/15/17 1:41:05 AM
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:52:47 AM
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ArtVandelay posted...
Wotswayla posted...
Also my main's in purg rip

y

also a bunch of chinese and then a dark room immediately after = zzzzzzzz

but good luck!

Because I accidently posted a picture of a dick

I'm not gonna eat much, just so I'm not hungry anymore

Besides, no one can sleep to Wonder Woman!
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 1:52:56 AM
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moose_knuckle posted...
Are you going to tell him you 'contribute' to this rubbish pile?

no
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moose_knuckle
06/15/17 1:54:03 AM
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Wotswayla posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
Are you going to tell him you 'contribute' to this rubbish pile?

no


How come?

And how do you accidentally do that?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/17 1:54:06 AM
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ArtVandelay
06/15/17 1:59:27 AM
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moose_knuckle posted...
And how do you accidentally do that?

lmao, seriously!
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Leanaunfurled
06/15/17 2:02:12 AM
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ArtVandelay posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
And how do you accidentally do that?

lmao, seriously!

It was just that tiny.
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Albel-Nox
06/15/17 2:03:32 AM
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Wotswayla posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
Wotswayla posted...
Also my main's in purg rip

y

also a bunch of chinese and then a dark room immediately after = zzzzzzzz

but good luck!

Because I accidently posted a picture of a dick

tGQ34xy
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 2:06:40 AM
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ArtVandelay posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
And how do you accidentally do that?

lmao, seriously!

Someone had said that heaven for them woulf be in a cute girls panties

Naturally, I responded with a picture of a guy wearing a lacy red thong

APPARENTLY if you zoomed in you could see his dick

I'm not a weirdo like you guys so I wouldn't know :p
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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/17 2:10:07 AM
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 2:13:49 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Wotswayla posted...
I'm not a weirdo like you guys so I wouldn't know :p

>posted underage nudes

they werent nudes tho
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moose_knuckle
06/15/17 2:16:14 AM
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Kanaya413
06/15/17 2:21:25 AM
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Wotswayla posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
And how do you accidentally do that?

lmao, seriously!

Someone had said that heaven for them woulf be in a cute girls panties

Naturally, I responded with a picture of a guy wearing a lacy red thong

APPARENTLY if you zoomed in you could see his dick

I'm not a weirdo like you guys so I wouldn't know :p

Hot
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DocileOrangeCup
06/15/17 2:21:33 AM
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Wotswayla posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Wotswayla posted...
I'm not a weirdo like you guys so I wouldn't know :p

>posted underage nudes

they werent nudes tho

what would you call em?
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solosnake
06/15/17 2:23:50 AM
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Make sure he wears a condom
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Yaridovich
06/15/17 2:27:12 AM
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Use an eggroll as a condom.
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KogaSteelfang
06/15/17 2:31:11 AM
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That feeling when someone half your age is more successful at dating.
:/

Anyways, good luck! I hope it goes well.
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 3:40:27 AM
#34:


KogaSteelfang posted...
That feeling when someone half your age is more successful at dating.
:/

Anyways, good luck! I hope it goes well.

How am I more successful tho literally a sack of potatoes is more social than i am
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KogaSteelfang
06/15/17 4:14:31 AM
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Because getting a date is something I've never managed to do.
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ArtVandelay
06/15/17 4:23:11 AM
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^ because you don't try due to spending all your time self-loathing instead. you'll get nowhere til you break that mold.

anyway harpster make SURE to post a follow up lettin us know the results lol
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Ruvan22
06/15/17 8:10:49 PM
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Wotswayla posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
moose_knuckle posted...
And how do you accidentally do that?

lmao, seriously!

Someone had said that heaven for them woulf be in a cute girls panties

Naturally, I responded with a picture of a guy wearing a lacy red thong

APPARENTLY if you zoomed in you could see his dick

I'm not a weirdo like you guys so I wouldn't know :p


So you keep a plethora of pictures of guys in female underwear handy and we are the weird ones?

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Leanaunfurled
06/15/17 8:11:13 PM
#38:


retag
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CrimsonAngeI
06/15/17 8:13:06 PM
#39:


KogaSteelfang posted...
That feeling when someone half your age is more successful at dating.
:/

Anyways, good luck! I hope it goes well.

You could always date Harpie.
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ssj3vegeta
06/15/17 8:13:57 PM
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 8:23:33 PM
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ndjalbdhdjehwbqmsn I leave in 15 minutes

pray 4 me ce
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emblem boy
06/15/17 8:23:58 PM
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Where's the mid date update
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 8:25:08 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Where's the mid date update

We haven't even started yet lol

I'll give you a before the movie bathroom update tho
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/15/17 8:27:06 PM
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Try not to shit your pants.
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ChrisHanson24
06/15/17 8:28:41 PM
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ArtVandelay posted...
^ because you don't try due to spending all your time self-loathing instead. you'll get nowhere til you break that mold

what a load of horse s*** the only reason she got a date is because some thirsty guy asked her if you're a guy less than 6'3" without a 6 figure salary and a good jawline with 6 pack abs there' s no point in trying
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 8:28:44 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Try not to shit your pants.

thanks
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Lathissamus
06/15/17 8:29:14 PM
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I am putting a gas curse on you rn. You'll be faring all night lol
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Leanaunfurled
06/15/17 8:29:29 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
^ because you don't try due to spending all your time self-loathing instead. you'll get nowhere til you break that mold

what a load of horse shit the only reason she got a date is because some thirsty guy asked her if you're a guy less than 6'3" without a 6 figure salary and a good jawline with 6 pack abs there' s no point in trying

Shut up with your pity party shit, it only serves to make everyone dislike you more.
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CrimsonAngeI
06/15/17 8:30:17 PM
#49:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Try not to shit your pants.

I mean this is good advice for everyday too.
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Wotswayla
06/15/17 8:30:28 PM
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ChrisHanson24 posted...
ArtVandelay posted...
^ because you don't try due to spending all your time self-loathing instead. you'll get nowhere til you break that mold

what a load of horse shit the only reason she got a date is because some thirsty guy asked her if you're a guy less than 6'3" without a 6 figure salary and a good jawline with 6 pack abs there' s no point in trying

a wild incel appeared!

For the record the guy that asked me out works for his grandma, definitely not 6'2 and is in the process of losing 60 more pounds
He lost 100 already

It takes stepping out of your comfort zone, like he did. This is both of our first dates
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