Poll of the Day > Two truths and a lie

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1. My wang is ginormous
2. My IQ is maximum
3. I like my pizza cold the next day

Two lies and a truth.

I am a woman
I have a penis
I post on Poll of the Day message board
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-I made pecan pie with maple whipped cream this week
-I made chocolate lava cakes with peaches sauteed in maple, butterscotch, and brandy this week
-I made double chocolate marshmallow sandwich cookies this week
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I hate dogs.
I date hogs
O'Doyle rules!
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I am 1000' tall
I am not 1000' tall
I have glasses
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I check almost daily to see if I have telekinesis suddenly
Small dogs are way better than big dogs
No Man's Sky was a terribly disappointing game
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I'm pooping right now
I hate you guys
I love you guys
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I hate cats
I hate cars
All of my underwear is plaid
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Whiskey's Celebrity encounters round. Part 1:

1. I once drank a 6 pack of Guinness with Niel Gaiman at the World Trade Center after a book signing for the release of Neverwhere. My group had brought him beer after he'd mentioned in an interview that he never had time to get a pint when he was on these press junkets. He asked us to stay afterwards and hang out.

2. I once hit on stand up comedian Iliza Shlesinger at a party in Greenwich years ago. Back when she was still an aspiring arts student and going by the name "Lizzy".

3. I once got into a fender bender with Gene Wilder. We were both on the way to the same play at the same theatre. He was a donator to the production, and I was working the lighting for the production.
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hate cucumbers
hate my wife
once ran over by liza minelli in a wheelchair
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- I am extremely well endowed
- I'm fluent in Spanish
- I used to have a girlfriend
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- I hate bacon.
- I raised several baby deer and released them into the wild when they were grown.
- I raise and breed Betta fish to sell to the local pet store.
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