Current Events > What would you do if you had a tail?

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Lets say its strong enough to carry your weight. What would you do? Hop around on it like Tigger? Use it as an extra hand? Do tail stuff to girls? Pleasure yourself with it?
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Swing around like a monkey.
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Have it surgically removed, then be in debt the rest of my life because it's a "pre-existing condition" so the insurance won't cover it.
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The last one.
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Scream until my hair changes color.
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Wiggle it. :3
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Jerk it with luigi
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This


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Can you even fly with one tail?
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I dunno, probably same stuff I do now. Jerk off and play video games.
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Is it really hairy or relative to the rest of the body?
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Turn into a giant ape monster during a full moon
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