Board 8 > 1 of 3 Day 11: Joy (c) vs. Money vs. Your genitals

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*** PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING! ***

Rules:
1. Vote for the ONE THING you'd want to keep of the three. You can utilize that as much as you want in life, but you may never utilize the other two again.
2. This is a Jeopardy-style format. The winner will run in the next day's poll against two new challengers.
3. Entrants that win multiple days' polls will be entered into a tournament of champions once nominations dry up.
4. You are more than welcome to post your reasoning, but are not obligated to. Discussion and bumping are both encouraged!
5. Rounds will last as long as I want them to, usually around 24-48 hours.
6. Please NOMINATE combatants! Anything goes, with one exception: You may not nominate "Life" (or any equivalent of) simply because it beats everything.

Day 1: Internet 42, Video games 17, Pizza 3
Day 2: Internet 39, fun sex 7, Ulti's Shirt 5
Day 3: Clean water 15, Internet 12, Reproduction 5
Day 4: Clean water 22, Electricity 17, Education 2
Day 5: Clean water 23, Meat 6, Nominations 5
Day 6: Laughter 10, Plants 8, Clean water 7
Day 7: Love 17, Laughter 7, Medicine 5
Day 8: Solid foods 18, Love 15, Mtn Dew 12
Day 9: Short-term memory 21, Solid foods 9, Coffee 2
Day 10: Joy 18, Short-term memory 4, Society -

Tournament of Champions qualifiers:
Internet
Clean Water

JOY: The state of elation. Without this, amusement would be a thing of the past. You would be as emotionless as a Buckingham Palace guard.
MONEY: Cold, hard cash. Without this, you would have to barter using items you already own to get anything else, including food. Farming is highly recommended.
YOUR OWN GENITALS: Your private parts. Without them, you can't have sex or engage in similar stimulating behaviors (no more handjobs, sorry!). Simultaneously, you would no longer need to use the bathroom. Pros and cons!

Nominations:
Sight
Personal space


Many apologies for letting the last one purge. Thankfully, I saved the last result I saw, so we should be good!
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Gotta have my dick
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Oh, right, bump.
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Next one tonight.
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ProfitProphet posted...

Gotta have my dick

But what good is your dick if it can't bring you joy?
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Nominate All 5 pieces of Exodia: The Forbidden One
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Nominate Life vs The Universe vs Everything
(for a special match)
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