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Sage JJ 06/18/17 10:50:48 PM #1:	The son of two giants, he essentially tricked his way into becoming a deity. When Asgard (the home of the Norse gods) was being built, Loki came offered his services to Odin (King of the gods) and his son, Thor (god of Thunder). The Asgardians had run out of money to continue building Asgard, so Loki suggested hiring a giant to build it for them. As payment, the giant asked for the sun, the moon and the goddess Freya. The gods thought this seemed like a little much for a simple construction job, but Loki assured them that the giant would never complete the work on time, especially on his own, and then the deal would be off and Freya would be safe. Unfortunately, the giant did have a companion ? the incredibly strong stallion Svaðilfari, who helped keep the city building right on schedule. The gods began to worry, but Loki came up with yet another plan. To distract the stallion, he transformed himself into a beautiful mare and led Svaðilfari off into a distant forest. That?s when Loki, still in mare form, became pregnant. The giant didn?t complete his work in the allotted time and Loki returned to Odin and Thor having successfully negotiated the building of a city and given birth to an eight-legged stallion named Sleipnir to boot. He gave his spider horse baby to Odin as a gift and voila!. That?s all it takes to be made a god. --- Posted using GameFlux <cite>Sage JJ posted [p:881379476] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>The son of two giants, he essentially tricked his way into becoming a deity. When Asgard (the home of the Norse gods) was being built, Loki came offered his services to Odin (King of the gods) and his son, Thor (god of Thunder). The Asgardians had run out of money to continue building Asgard, so Loki suggested hiring a giant to build it for them. As payment, the giant asked for the sun, the moon and the goddess Freya. The gods thought this seemed like a little much for a simple construction job, but Loki assured them that the giant would never complete the work on time, especially on his own, and then the deal would be off and Freya would be safe. Unfortunately, the giant did have a companion ? the incredibly strong stallion Svaðilfari, who helped keep the city building right on schedule. The gods began to worry, but Loki came up with yet another plan. To distract the stallion, he transformed himself into a beautiful mare and led Svaðilfari off into a distant forest. That?s when Loki, still in mare form, became pregnant. The giant didn?t complete his work in the allotted time and Loki returned to Odin and Thor having successfully negotiated the building of a city and given birth to an eight-legged stallion named Sleipnir to boot. He gave his spider horse baby to Odin as a gift and voila!. That?s all it takes to be made a god.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 06/18/17 10:51:59 PM #3:	@fenderbender321 --- -The Admin <cite>Mernardi posted [p:881379542] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>@fenderbender321</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 06/18/17 10:53:27 PM #4:	He already was a god. That's just the story of Sleipnier, Odin's six-legged horse. --- Donald Trump voter <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:881379627] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>He already was a god. That's just the story of Sleipnier, Odin's six-legged horse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 06/18/17 11:22:05 PM #5:	The original brony --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:881381244] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>The original brony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 06/20/17 10:48:30 AM #6:	Loki just likes having sex as female anything tbf. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? http://i.imgur.com/S0RN1.jpg <cite>neverwin posted [p:881468327] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>Loki just likes having sex as female anything tbf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 06/20/17 10:50:10 AM #7:	They must have had good drugs back then --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:881468417] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>They must have had good drugs back then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/20/17 10:58:24 AM #8:	i always found the Norse mythology to be pretty fascinating. Loki is one scandalous dude --- Now Playing: Persona 5 (PS4), The Old Blood (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:881468819] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>i always found the Norse mythology to be pretty fascinating. Loki is one scandalous dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/20/17 11:01:18 AM #9:	Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881468949] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 06/20/17 11:28:32 AM #10:	Mernardi posted... @fenderbender321 --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:881470231] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mernardi posted...</cite> <quote>@fenderbender321</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sage JJ 06/20/17 11:49:16 AM #11:	gunplagirl posted... Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time Really? --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser <cite>Sage JJ posted [p:881471290] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time</quote> Really?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 06/21/17 1:25:06 AM #13:	Sage JJ posted... gunplagirl posted... Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time Really? Freyja had all sorts of enchanted clothing and jewelry and stuff that would be useful for infiltration missions and the like. All of which were feminine. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881517882] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sage JJ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time</quote> Really?</quote> Freyja had all sorts of enchanted clothing and jewelry and stuff that would be useful for infiltration missions and the like. All of which were feminine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 06/21/17 1:51:12 AM #14:	gunplagirl posted... Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time Like a shape shifting god would give even the slightest fuck about gender. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK <cite>omega cookie posted [p:881518872] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time</quote> Like a shape shifting god would give even the slightest fuck about gender.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pastryarchy 06/21/17 2:00:39 AM #15:	neverwin posted... Loki just likes having sex as female anything tbf. --- Let them eat cake. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3BY9w.gif http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3Bstc.jpg <cite>Pastryarchy posted [p:881519187] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>neverwin posted...</cite> <quote>Loki just likes having sex as female anything tbf.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/21/17 2:02:45 AM #16:	Is this the plot to the next Thor movie? --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:881519246] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>Is this the plot to the next Thor movie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MotaroRIP619 06/21/17 2:06:58 AM #17:	Chicken posted... Is this the plot to the next Thor movie? I'd shit my pants if it was. --- Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Carrie Fisher (RIP) <cite>MotaroRIP619 posted [p:881519370] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>Is this the plot to the next Thor movie?</quote> I'd shit my pants if it was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:10:24 AM #18:	omega cookie posted... gunplagirl posted... Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time Like a shape shifting god would give even the slightest fuck about gender. Just because you can't be arsed to try and comprehend it doesn't mean nobody else cares --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519475] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Loki is totally trans She even borrows clothes from freyja for missions all the time</quote> Like a shape shifting god would give even the slightest fuck about gender.</quote> Just because you can't be arsed to try and comprehend it doesn't mean nobody else cares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SGT_Conti 06/21/17 2:12:00 AM #19:	Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>SGT_Conti posted [p:881519527] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:13:07 AM #20:	SGT_Conti posted... Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur? And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519579] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote>Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur?</quote> And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RE_expert44 06/21/17 2:13:56 AM #21:	Don't you dare insinuate that this religion is silly. That would be offensive. This story happened 100% --- RESIDENT EVIL COMMUNITY BOARD http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future <cite>RE_expert44 posted [p:881519615] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>Don't you dare insinuate that this religion is silly. That would be offensive. This story happened 100%</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/21/17 2:15:03 AM #22:	lol @ people injecting their own beliefs into ancient mythology. --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:881519656] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>lol @ people injecting their own beliefs into ancient mythology.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SGT_Conti 06/21/17 2:15:35 AM #23:	gunplagirl posted... SGT_Conti posted... Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur? And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok I just re-read the story and Hod literally did nothing wrong >_> --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 <cite>SGT_Conti posted [p:881519671] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote> Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur?</quote> And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok</quote> I just re-read the story and Hod literally did nothing wrong >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:19:09 AM #24:	Chicken posted... lol @ people injecting their own beliefs into ancient mythology. "Ancient" It was still well practiced into the last millennium And it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja and as such I acknowledge all the other asatrun believes. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519802] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>lol @ people injecting their own beliefs into ancient mythology.</quote> "Ancient" It was still well practiced into the last millennium And it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja and as such I acknowledge all the other asatrun believes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:20:27 AM #25:	SGT_Conti posted... gunplagirl posted... SGT_Conti posted... Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur? And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok I just re-read the story and Hod literally did nothing wrong >_> Correct. :( --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519839] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote> Was Loki the one that tricked the gods into killing Baldur?</quote> And also the one who is keeping baldur from coming back until Ragnarok</quote> I just re-read the story and Hod literally did nothing wrong >_></quote> Correct. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/21/17 2:20:28 AM #26:	gunplagirl posted... it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja lmao of course it is. --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:881519841] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja</quote> lmao of course it is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:21:17 AM #27:	RE_expert44 posted... Don't you dare insinuate that this religion is silly. That would be offensive. This story happened 100% Odin banished the ice giants and I've not seen a single one ever recorded. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519875] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>RE_expert44 posted...</cite> <quote>Don't you dare insinuate that this religion is silly. That would be offensive. This story happened 100%</quote> Odin banished the ice giants and I've not seen a single one ever recorded.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:24:38 AM #28:	Chicken posted... gunplagirl posted... it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja lmao of course it is. What? I could never worship a man, and she's basically the perfect example of a feminist ideal. Strong enough she is master of magic, could have killed Odin, she's beautiful in many ways, is a great and generous lover, takes zero bs from anyone, will have sex with whomever she chooses, is merciful and of course she accepts all women. She'd be a guardian, as leader of the Valkyrie and the ruler of Folkvangr. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881519995] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja</quote> lmao of course it is.</quote> What? I could never worship a man, and she's basically the perfect example of a feminist ideal. Strong enough she is master of magic, could have killed Odin, she's beautiful in many ways, is a great and generous lover, takes zero bs from anyone, will have sex with whomever she chooses, is merciful and of course she accepts all women. She'd be a guardian, as leader of the Valkyrie and the ruler of Folkvangr.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/21/17 2:26:09 AM #29:	gunplagirl posted... Chicken posted... gunplagirl posted... it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja lmao of course it is. What? I could never worship a man, and she's basically the perfect example of a feminist ideal. Strong enough she is master of magic, could have killed Odin, she's beautiful in many ways, is a great and generous lover, takes zero bs from anyone, will have sex with whomever she chooses, is merciful and of course she accepts all women. She'd be a guardian, as leader of the Valkyrie and the ruler of Folkvangr. Are you saying men are lesser beings just because they are men? --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:881520043] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>it's also genuinely my religion to worship freyja</quote> lmao of course it is.</quote> What? I could never worship a man, and she's basically the perfect example of a feminist ideal. Strong enough she is master of magic, could have killed Odin, she's beautiful in many ways, is a great and generous lover, takes zero bs from anyone, will have sex with whomever she chooses, is merciful and of course she accepts all women. She'd be a guardian, as leader of the Valkyrie and the ruler of Folkvangr.</quote> Are you saying men are lesser beings just because they are men?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:30:09 AM #30:	I'm actually saying the floor is lava and that women have more to offer me in ways of guidance than men as I am a woman. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881520190] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>I'm actually saying the floor is lava and that women have more to offer me in ways of guidance than men as I am a woman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 06/21/17 2:35:17 AM #31:	gunplagirl posted... as leader of the Valkyrie Freyja isn't leader of the Valkyrie. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:881520363] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>as leader of the Valkyrie</quote> Freyja isn't leader of the Valkyrie.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 06/21/17 2:35:52 AM #32:	You have a sad and depressing way of viewing the world. --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:881520383] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote>You have a sad and depressing way of viewing the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:37:02 AM #33:	JE19426 posted... gunplagirl posted... as leader of the Valkyrie Freya isn't leader of the Valkyrie. Read the poetic and prose Edda then get back to me --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881520426] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>as leader of the Valkyrie</quote> Freya isn't leader of the Valkyrie.</quote> Read the poetic and prose Edda then get back to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/21/17 2:37:23 AM #34:	gunplagirl posted... I am a woman. How often do you shave your armpits? --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:881520441] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>I am a woman.</quote> How often do you shave your armpits?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 06/21/17 2:38:34 AM #35:	Chicken posted... gunplagirl posted... I am a woman. How often do you shave your armpits? Trick question I pluck --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:881520482] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>I am a woman.</quote> How often do you shave your armpits?</quote> Trick question I pluck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 06/21/17 2:44:44 AM #36:	gunplagirl posted... Read the poetic and prose Edda then get back to me I have already read it. Feel free to quote the part that contradicts my statement. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:881520683] in Loki becam... [t:75477325]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Read the poetic and prose Edda then get back to me </quote> I have already read it. Feel free to quote the part that contradicts my statement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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