Board 8 > 1 of 3 Day 12: Joy (c) vs. Sight vs. Personal space

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*** PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING! ***

Rules:
1. Vote for the ONE THING you'd want to keep of the three. You can utilize that as much as you want in life, but you may never utilize the other two again.
2. This is a Jeopardy-style format. The winner will run in the next day's poll against two new challengers.
3. Entrants that win multiple days' polls will be entered into a tournament of champions once nominations dry up.
4. You are more than welcome to post your reasoning, but are not obligated to. Discussion and bumping are both encouraged!
5. Rounds will last as long as I want them to, usually around 24-48 hours.
6. Please NOMINATE combatants! Anything goes, with one exception: You may not nominate "Life" (or any equivalent of) simply because it beats everything.

Day 1: Internet 42, Video games 17, Pizza 3
Day 2: Internet 39, fun sex 7, Ulti's Shirt 5
Day 3: Clean water 15, Internet 12, Reproduction 5
Day 4: Clean water 22, Electricity 17, Education 2
Day 5: Clean water 23, Meat 6, Nominations 5
Day 6: Laughter 10, Plants 8, Clean water 7
Day 7: Love 17, Laughter 7, Medicine 5
Day 8: Solid foods 18, Love 15, Mtn Dew 12
Day 9: Short-term memory 21, Solid foods 9, Coffee 2
Day 10: Joy 18, Short-term memory 4, Society -
Day 11: Joy 16, Your own genitals 6, Money 3

Tournament of Champions qualifiers:
Internet
Clean Water
Joy

JOY: The state of elation. Without this, amusement would be a thing of the past. You would be as emotionless as a Buckingham Palace guard.
SIGHT: The ability to see. Without this, you won't be able to watch TV, play video games, or use a computer efficiently. You would not be able to look at beautiful "scenery." You would instead have to use assistant software like JAWS to accomplish anything of the sort, all without your eyes.
PERSONAL SPACE: Having no other bodies within a foot or two of you. Without this, it will feel like someone will always be coming near you, even when you're at home. Violations would occur many times a day - enough for you to still be feeling the effects later. Such intrusions would not affect your sleep, though you would be required to share a bed (with your mate is fine). Simply put, you'd have people making you uncomfortable all day long, even when you don't want it.

Nominations:
All 5 pieces of Exodia
Hearing
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Nominate
When someone activates your trap card
Ozymandias (Breaking Bad episode)
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^These are certainly getting ridiculous. I kind of love it, tbh
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nominate
scratching an itch
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is this getting out of hand y/n

do you like it y/n

answers plx & thx
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Nominate: Animals
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BlueCrystalTear posted...

is this getting out of hand y/n

do you like it y/n

answers plx & thx

n

y

yw
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Nominate continence
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Mayonesa posted...

Nominate continence

By that, you specifically mean the ability to hold your shit in, right?

New round at work tomorrow, most likely.
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Yes
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Got it.

Sorry for the wait, guys. I'll have a new one up tomorrow... not feeling the greatest right now :|
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Nominate
Death
Sex
Time
Cars
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