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TroutPaste
06/20/17 8:29:26 PM
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Are you?




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-Unowninator-
06/20/17 8:30:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PMyr6HYIXM

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CapnMuffin
06/20/17 8:30:28 PM
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Don't mind it, but I do admit if it feels like a noisy one I'll time a push with a hand dryer.
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SSJGrimReaper
06/20/17 8:36:46 PM
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Hey man when you gotta dook, you gota dook.
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Sativa_Rose
06/20/17 8:37:43 PM
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I used to not be. But then I had freshman year of college where the only bathroom I could use was a communal bathroom on my floor with like 6 stalls. So I got used to shitting with other people. Now I'm fine to go into a public restroom and fart and shit loudly without shame.
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geshkigal
06/20/17 8:40:09 PM
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Generally, only in emergencies, unless I'm at work where we have clean restrooms, then I let 'er rip even at the slightest of discomfort.
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Turbam
06/20/17 8:41:10 PM
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I hate when you're droppin a real big one, and someone walks in and goes "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHO SHITTIN?"
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SSJGrimReaper
06/20/17 8:43:05 PM
#8:


Turbam posted...
I hate when you're droppin a real big one, and someone walks in and goes "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHO SHITTIN?"


Other guy: "That's just Turbam in here blowin' it up again. :V"
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Kaname_Madoka
06/20/17 8:43:53 PM
#9:


only weirdos don't poop in public washrooms
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/20/17 8:44:36 PM
#10:


Saw a guy do that on one of the freeways in LA. He was a passenger and just rolled down his window and plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop.
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Rob Cesternino
06/20/17 8:56:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Saw a guy do that on one of the freeways in LA. He was a passenger and just rolled down his window and plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop.


Was he Indian?
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Turbam
06/20/17 9:19:39 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Turbam posted...
I hate when you're droppin a real big one, and someone walks in and goes "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHO SHITTIN?"


Other guy: "That's just Turbam in here blowin' it up again. :V"

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paladin_man
06/20/17 9:23:06 PM
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I've discovered nice restrooms that hardly anyone uses at places I usually visit. I've designated them as my point of call. Luxury hotels generally keep their public restrooms in check so you can't go wrong there if you need to take a dump in public. It's not like they won't let you in!
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ShinigamiSoul
06/20/17 9:52:01 PM
#14:


No, unless emergency.
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faizan_faizan
06/20/17 9:56:10 PM
#15:


Never
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GunmaN1905
06/20/17 9:57:21 PM
#16:


If I gotta go and there's four walls and a toilet seat, count me in.
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Gunpo
06/20/17 10:03:11 PM
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Only emergencies
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Khalpz
06/20/17 10:03:27 PM
#18:


Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
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matteus70
06/20/17 10:05:47 PM
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I don't understand the shame. We all gotta do it.
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thronedfire2
06/20/17 10:06:39 PM
#21:


real public bathrooms, if I have to

I usually poop at work right after the cleaning ladies clean the bathroom
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mario masta
06/20/17 10:08:50 PM
#22:


If I have to, yes.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
06/20/17 10:12:13 PM
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I was in San Jose for a sharks play off game a couple months ago. Decided I didn't want to take the train back so I started heading to a little bar down the street to have a few while the surge pricing subsided. About the time I get there my gut starts bubbling. All of a sudden I feel I'm going to pop. It's an hour lyft to home if the lyft showed up instantly. Not gonna make it. Go into the bar. Go into the bathroom.

It's a narrow room. Maybe 5 by 15 with a troft style urinal and at the end a toilet with a saloon style swinging door, no lock and slits you can see through.

Fuck. I really need to go. I plop down and hope I can finish before anyone else enters. Almost immediately two dudes enter but either don't notice or act like they don't.

So far so good. But then a guy walks in and is just staring at me like wtf are you doing and I drunkenly stammer "this is awkward but probably not as awkward as shifting myself". He kinda laughed took a piss and left.

It was then time to make my escape. I left the restroom and headed towards outside thinking I'd have a smoke and come in like nothing happened.

The guy who was staring stopped me on my way and bought some shots. His toast was "good for you, I'd have probably shit myself".

Moral of the story. Shit in public and get free drinks.
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