Board 8 > Had to kick a dude out of the library because he was watching horse porn.

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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 10:51:08 PM
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I'm just more impressed that he bypassed the security.
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Raka_Putra
06/21/17 10:52:07 PM
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Straight? Was it a guy with a mare, or a stallion with a girl? POV?
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DeepsPraw
06/21/17 10:53:11 PM
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damn bronies
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Steven_Cynthia
06/21/17 10:53:34 PM
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What security?
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DeepsPraw
06/21/17 10:54:06 PM
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Steven_Cynthia posted...
What security?


armed guards
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paperwarior
06/21/17 10:58:58 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Straight? Was it a guy with a mare, or a stallion with a girl? POV?

Horse's POV. You can't actually see a lot.
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Raka_Putra
06/21/17 10:59:50 PM
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Ah that isn't too bad.
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5tarscream
06/21/17 11:14:35 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Ah that isn't too bad.


Endoscopic camera?
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PrivateBiscuit1
06/21/17 11:20:25 PM
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I kinda want to know how this conversation went
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:21:26 PM
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Internet security.

It was like 30 dudes at once penetrating a horse. It was kind of a hilarious reverse of stereotypes.

The guy who told me that " yo, this dude is watching some nasty shit" was a homeless dude who is a regular that is pretty wacky but harmless. Also he sleeps about a mile away from the library in this underpass by a creek. Dude actually fishes to feed himself.

The dude watching the nasty looked like he should be a high school principal.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:30:34 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I kinda want to know how this conversation went


So there are two ways I handle patron interactions. I make a judgement call as quickly as I can and speak either professionally or "real" based on the individual. I've worked in Parks and Rec and Libraries for years and well, anytime you work somewhere that offers a free service, you're going to get a rougher crowd sometimes. Thankfully I have supervisors who have my back and like the idea of me not always being cookie cutter.

So this guy got "real"

Me: Sir, that's fucked up
High School Principal Looking Dude: * panicked flailing to shut off screen*
Me: So here's the thing, First: I'm not even going to touch that with a 30ft pole. Second: there are children within 5 feet of you and if they see this I have a friend who works at the courthouse who would like to discuss the ramifications of exposing pornorgraphy to children.
HSPLD: i didn't see the kids
Me: So my friend or you leave?


He leaves.

Helps that our library is in the same courtyard as the police station and courthouse
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Raka_Putra
06/21/17 11:36:09 PM
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It was like 30 dudes at once penetrating a horse.

??? They must really be good at yoga.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:36:29 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
It was like 30 dudes at once penetrating a horse.

??? They must really be good at yoga.


Not at same time.
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SovietOmega
06/21/17 11:43:13 PM
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Man, ever since cars came along, horses have had to do strange things to survive...
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woodman
06/21/17 11:43:54 PM
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How do you start a horse gangbang like that? Do you advertise on Craigslist? I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to explicitly advertise it, so they would use a code. Is there an accepted standard horse fucking cypher? Did they join a club? Work on the same farm? Did one guy just ask random people on the street?

So many unanswered questions.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:44:56 PM
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woodman posted...
How do you start a horse gangbang like that? Do you advertise on Craigslist? I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to explicitly advertise it, so they would use a code. Is there an accepted standard horse fucking cypher? Did they join a club? Work on the same farm? Did one guy just ask random people on the street?

So many unanswered questions.




That's the rabbit hole man
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Grand Kirby
06/21/17 11:45:21 PM
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INCEPTlON posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
It was like 30 dudes at once penetrating a horse.

??? They must really be good at yoga.


Not at same time.

Well, you said "at once" so it created a very unusual visual image.
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Logicblade
06/21/17 11:45:57 PM
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It's best not to think too deeply about it...
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iiicon
06/21/17 11:46:03 PM
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INCEPTlON posted...
That's the rabbit hole man

that poor rabbit
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SovietOmega
06/21/17 11:46:14 PM
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INCEPTlON posted...
woodman posted...
How do you start a horse gangbang like that? Do you advertise on Craigslist? I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to explicitly advertise it, so they would use a code. Is there an accepted standard horse fucking cypher? Did they join a club? Work on the same farm? Did one guy just ask random people on the street?

So many unanswered questions.




That's the rabbit hole man

No, rabbits are a different fetish.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:46:21 PM
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Yeah that was a misuse of the phrase, my bad.
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HanOfTheNekos
06/21/17 11:46:34 PM
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woodman posted...
How do you start a horse gangbang like that? Do you advertise on Craigslist? I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to explicitly advertise it, so they would use a code. Is there an accepted standard horse fucking cypher? Did they join a club? Work on the same farm? Did one guy just ask random people on the street?

So many unanswered questions.


Pizza parlors, man
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Raka_Putra
06/21/17 11:46:37 PM
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INCEPTlON posted...
woodman posted...
How do you start a horse gangbang like that? Do you advertise on Craigslist? I suppose it wouldn't be a good idea to explicitly advertise it, so they would use a code. Is there an accepted standard horse fucking cypher? Did they join a club? Work on the same farm? Did one guy just ask random people on the street?

So many unanswered questions.


That's the rabbit hole man

Tighter for sure.
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ChaosTonyV4
06/21/17 11:46:40 PM
#24:


It was pretty shitty dude, I was almost to the good part.
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Raka_Putra
06/21/17 11:46:46 PM
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Damn ninja'd.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:46:50 PM
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Don't bring the rabbits into it.
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:48:15 PM
#27:


You bastards. All of you, motherfuckers.

And you Raka? The Motherfuckeresf
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SovietOmega
06/21/17 11:50:09 PM
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Now you're going on about incest. Just what kind of library are you running anyway?
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/21/17 11:55:02 PM
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iiicon posted...
INCEPTlON posted...
That's the rabbit hole man

that poor rabbit

i laughed
figured i'd let you know
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INCEPTlON
06/21/17 11:57:08 PM
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SovietOmega posted...
Now you're going on about incest. Just what kind of library are you running anyway?



That sir, was a slam dunk
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Bane_Of_Despair
06/22/17 12:07:38 AM
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Wow 2 stories now and you're really selling us on Colorado
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INCEPTlON
06/22/17 12:13:51 AM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Wow 2 stories now and you're really selling us on Colorado



Behahahaha
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Heroic Bigpun
06/22/17 12:14:05 AM
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I, too, thought it was all at the same time
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Skyridge87
06/22/17 12:16:35 AM
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I just want to know how on earth the guy thought that was a good idea.
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-hotdogturtle--
06/22/17 12:18:48 AM
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Skyridge87 posted...
I just want to know how on earth the guy thought that was a good idea.

He didn't see the kids.
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INCEPTlON
06/22/17 12:45:22 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmzbosye2-Y

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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/22/17 2:31:01 AM
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This reminds me of when guys would watch porn during high school computer classes
Though it never was bestiality
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Leafeon13N
06/22/17 2:40:03 AM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
This reminds me of when guys would watch porn during high school computer classes
Though it never was bestiality


I never saw people do this beyond middle school and even then it was always as a joke. I'd bet its much more common now.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/22/17 2:48:58 AM
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Leafeon13N posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
This reminds me of when guys would watch porn during high school computer classes
Though it never was bestiality


I never saw people do this beyond middle school and even then it was always as a joke. I'd bet its much more common now.

I'm going back to the early 2000's here <_<

Nowadays I bet kids just look at it on their phones under/in their desk in the middle of any given class.
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Paratroopa1
06/22/17 2:50:29 AM
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horse porn

Ah, that's unfortunate

Horse's POV. You can't actually see a lot.

Wait, what

It was like 30 dudes at once penetrating a horse. It was kind of a hilarious reverse of stereotypes.

Okay suddenly I have come around to being strangely intrigued
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Skyridge87
06/22/17 2:52:09 AM
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I mean, the questions woodman asked are very valid ones.
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Leafeon13N
06/22/17 3:06:11 AM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Leafeon13N posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
This reminds me of when guys would watch porn during high school computer classes
Though it never was bestiality


I never saw people do this beyond middle school and even then it was always as a joke. I'd bet its much more common now.

I'm going back to the early 2000's here <_<

Nowadays I bet kids just look at it on their phones under/in their desk in the middle of any given class.


I forget these kids have phones now.
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Oderus Urungus
06/22/17 4:10:07 AM
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He didn't get to watch it furlong.
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