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LightningAce11
06/21/17 11:14:28 PM
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I read the wikipedia summary and I couldn't make heads or tails of the plot.
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Kessobahn
06/21/17 11:15:00 PM
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Kelystic
06/21/17 11:15:16 PM
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lmao, stopped reading after this

In 484 AD, King Arthur leads his knights and men into a battle they can't hope to win. Having realized this, he enlists the help of the magician Merlin, who negotiates with a Cybertronian Knight. The Knight gives Merlin a staff wielding ultimate power; the twelve Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, who comes to Camelot's aid and wipes out their adversaries.
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_Kowalski_
06/21/17 11:17:24 PM
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Kelystic posted...
lmao, stopped reading after this

In 484 AD, King Arthur leads his knights and men into a battle they can't hope to win. Having realized this, he enlists the help of the magician Merlin, who negotiates with a Cybertronian Knight. The Knight gives Merlin a staff wielding ultimate power; the twelve Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, who comes to Camelot's aid and wipes out their adversaries.


Wait but how does mark wahlberg fit into this thing? Is this an actual summary?
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Kelystic
06/21/17 11:17:39 PM
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first paragraph of the wikipedia plot summary, lol
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ForestLogic
06/21/17 11:18:25 PM
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If you want some context on how bad the Bayverse Transformers movies are, consider this:

Most Transformers fans are saying that The Last Knight looks to be the best movie made in the live action series.
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_Kowalski_
06/21/17 11:19:05 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
If you want some context on how bad the Bayverse Transformers movies are, consider this:

Most Transformers fans are saying that The Last Knight looks to be the best movie made in the live action series.


That's a pretty optimistic way to put it actually.
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EnterTheTekken
06/21/17 11:19:26 PM
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I find it funny that Anthony Hopkins is doing the same exact thing from Westworld in this movie. It's like he stopped over from filming, forgot to leave his clothes at wardrobe, and drove over to the Transformers set.
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electricbugs2
06/21/17 11:20:09 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
Most Transformers fans are saying that The Last Knight looks to be the best movie made in the live action series.

No we aren't.

1 will always be the best. It at least had a comprehensible plot and Megatron was still badass at the time.

Plus young pre surgery Fox and Barricade. Hell the movie could just be about Barricade and it would be the best of the 5.
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BLAKUboy
06/21/17 11:20:40 PM
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I will legitimately never understand how we keep getting more Transformers movies. Who the fuck keeps watching this literal garbage?
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Darmik
06/21/17 11:20:57 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
If you want some context on how bad the Bayverse Transformers movies are, consider this:

Most Transformers fans are saying that The Last Knight looks to be the best movie made in the live action series.


The first one wasn't that bad was it? Maybe it was just more exciting back then because it was new.

The sequels I watched after were terrible though. Last one I watched was the one with the balls joke.
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Kelystic
06/21/17 11:21:28 PM
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that would be fallen

i like some parts of 3.
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Bio1590
06/21/17 11:24:13 PM
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Dark of the Moon (#3) was the second-best one.

#1 was clearly the best.
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_Kowalski_
06/21/17 11:25:27 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I will legitimately never understand how we keep getting more Transformers movies. Who the fuck keeps watching this literal garbage?


These movies are completely based on test screening and demographic testing results. Bay lives to numb the minds of the masses for two hours at a time. He's not a hack at all. Just a complete and conscientious sell out.
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prince_leo
06/21/17 11:25:40 PM
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there was a really good moment in 3 where one of the tiny transformers is watching star trek and goes "oh hey! this is the episode where spock turns evil.
and what happens in the movie? the transformer nimoy voices turns out to be evil



still bad overall though, although I doubt any of them will ever be as bad as the second one
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Kaname_Madoka
06/21/17 11:26:24 PM
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Kelystic posted...
lmao, stopped reading after this

In 484 AD, King Arthur leads his knights and men into a battle they can't hope to win. Having realized this, he enlists the help of the magician Merlin, who negotiates with a Cybertronian Knight. The Knight gives Merlin a staff wielding ultimate power; the twelve Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, who comes to Camelot's aid and wipes out their adversaries.

this reads like a shitpost id see on here
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electricbugs2
06/21/17 11:27:11 PM
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1>>>3>>4>2

Haven't seen five yet.
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Kitt
06/21/17 11:28:15 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Kelystic posted...
lmao, stopped reading after this

In 484 AD, King Arthur leads his knights and men into a battle they can't hope to win. Having realized this, he enlists the help of the magician Merlin, who negotiates with a Cybertronian Knight. The Knight gives Merlin a staff wielding ultimate power; the twelve Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, who comes to Camelot's aid and wipes out their adversaries.

this reads like a shitpost id see on here

Lmao
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Kelystic
06/21/17 11:29:42 PM
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Stanley Tucci as Merlin, King Arthur's wizard Tucci was originally reported to be reprising his role as Joshua Joyce from Age of Extinction

lol
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Airhammy
06/21/17 11:30:51 PM
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I'm a huge Transformers fan but even I can see the many flaws throughout these live action films. That's not to say I've disliked them though. I did see the first 4 in theater and got the dvds.

One of the biggest complaints over the last decade has been how ....well, everything has been handled. So many make comparisons to G1 yet fail to realize these movies are a separate continuity. We may hear familiar names but we get a completely different look. A very metal insect incomprehensible mess. One person here on CE said earlier that The Last Knight's story was worse than Revenge of the Fallen. This can very well be true.

The writers try to take some of the original cartoon plots and make vague representations of them in the films. Dark of the Moon had The Ultimate Doom and Megatron's Master Plan. This film seems to have elements from A Decepticon in King Arthur's Court, Dark Awakening, and more.

I do wish Bay would step down, the series end, and a reboot bring to life something more familiar from my childhood, but until then we'll continue to see these huge badly written cash cows that in most cases are just okay popcorn flicks.
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Airhammy
06/21/17 11:33:05 PM
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Darmik posted...
The first one wasn't that bad was it? Maybe it was just more exciting back then because it was new.


Maybe similar to how some saw The Phantom Menace? It has alot of problems, but is still fairly decent and has a fan base. I'd say it's still the best of the series.
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Airhammy
06/21/17 11:34:19 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
1>>>3>>4>2

Haven't seen five yet.


This is typically my order as well. Sometimes 3 and 4 shift around, but mostly this order.
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Mistere Man
06/21/17 11:38:09 PM
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2 had Megan Fox straddling a motorcycle. Therefore it wins best movie by default.
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electricbugs2
06/21/17 11:40:23 PM
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Airhammy posted...
This is typically my order as well. Sometimes 3 and 4 shift around, but mostly this order.

4 had the best car porn but three was more like 1 plot and action wise.
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SGT_Conti
06/21/17 11:45:59 PM
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Kelystic posted...
Stanley Tucci as Merlin, King Arthur's wizard Tucci was originally reported to be reprising his role as Joshua Joyce from Age of Extinction

lol

wait they brought back the same actor to play a different character?
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ManSpread
06/21/17 11:49:32 PM
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whichever one had optimus prime riding a flame breathing dinosaur was the best one
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Bio1590
06/22/17 12:00:40 AM
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ManSpread posted...
whichever one had optimus prime riding a flame breathing dinosaur was the best one

That was Age of Extinction (#4) for like the last 2 minutes of the movie.
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Bio1590
06/22/17 12:03:44 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I will legitimately never understand how we keep getting more Transformers movies. Who the fuck keeps watching this literal garbage?

China can basically be blamed for TLK because they watched the shit out of AoE and made it a ton of money.
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Axiom
06/22/17 12:04:42 AM
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In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck
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Ricemills
06/22/17 12:08:49 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I will legitimately never understand how we keep getting more Transformers movies. Who the fuck keeps watching this literal garbage?


the chinese.
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Deadpool_18
06/22/17 12:38:32 AM
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Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.
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dave_is_slick
06/22/17 12:48:50 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.

That makes it sound like he is in it. If he is, I'll see it just for that, I've always wondered how they'd handle Unicron.
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ChromaticAngel
06/22/17 12:50:13 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.

That makes it sound like he is in it. If he is, I'll see it just for that, I've always wondered how they'd handle Unicron.


They made a Unicron movie already a long time ago called Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
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MajinTa
06/22/17 12:55:38 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.

That makes it sound like he is in it. If he is, I'll see it just for that, I've always wondered how they'd handle Unicron.


They made a Unicron movie already a long time ago called Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.

Did you know Fantastic Four is rebooting.. Again?
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ChromaticAngel
06/22/17 12:59:17 AM
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MajinTa posted...
Did you know Fantastic Four is rebooting.. Again?


It must be running Windows XP.
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Wasssup Now
06/22/17 1:18:40 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.

That makes it sound like he is in it. If he is, I'll see it just for that, I've always wondered how they'd handle Unicron.


Unicron is Earth
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ChromaticAngel
06/22/17 1:19:18 AM
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Wasssup Now posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Axiom posted...
In a mid-credits scene, scientists inspect a part of Unicron. Quintessa, who has survived and disguised as a human, arrives and offers them a way to destroy the being.

Wait this shit STILL isn't over. The fuck


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Unicron hasn't been seen in previous movies.

That makes it sound like he is in it. If he is, I'll see it just for that, I've always wondered how they'd handle Unicron.


Unicron is Earth


This is the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard of for a plot twist in my life which means it's probably true.
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Airhammy
06/22/17 5:14:49 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
This is the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard of for a plot twist in my life which means it's probably true.


Wouldn't be the first time.
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