Current Events > If you woke up tomorrow with all of Superman's powers, what would you do?

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Assume there are no other people like you in the universe (or well, unless they already exist).

i'd take his role irl

Put an end to cyberbullying.

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Dance.
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First 15 seconds of this trailer tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZwsbcW-d-E
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Take over america and crown myself the new king for all time
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Kill a lot of people.

Like... Quad genocide
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i change my answer, id stop posters 7 and 8

wait that still fits, woo

imagine if all of CE woke up with superman abilities
fucking chaos
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prince_leo posted...

imagine if all of CE woke up with superman abilities
fucking chaos

you know at least one of them would attempt to destroy the planet

Figure out how to turn it into cash. Then live a relatively normal life trying not to become full of myself or play God.

Also maybe kill Trump and Pence.
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Sell my services to the military's of the world, attempt to get world peace.
Harvest asteroids from space for rare metals. Assist with space exploration.

Basically struggle to not kill a godawful amount of people - leading the world into a golden age with carrot and stick.
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Ask people if I look more like a bird or a plane.
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Basically be like Hancock.
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Probably end up captured, brutally experimented on and then killed by a major government
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quit my job and live off the land

if I need minerals I can punch a mine

if I need food I just kill an animal
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Fly around the world to visit the most beautiful landscapes.

I remove myself from society and live like a hermit. Gods don't exist, and if they did, they shouldn't.
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Two chicks at the same time
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Leave Earth forever.
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Try to turn my powers into a Green Lantern ring.

I know that makes no sense but maybe Superman is smart enough maybe to make it maybe make sense maybe.
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Reign of the Superman
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Throw out my microwave and start cooking my meals with my heat vision.
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Save a bunch of money on my car insurance.
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Probably fly around for fun. Realize I should probably have a mask to protect my identity, but then not care cuz having too much fun. I would look for an isolated area and practice my heat vision and arctic lungs. and thunderclaps. Probably go over board and damage the ecosystem.

Eventually I would eventually fly back home because I'm hungry or something, then decide to visit some far away friends. I'd put on a mask (probably be annoyed I have to wear it while flying). First person I'd think to visit is my military homie, but then I'd be afraid of getting blasted out of the sky.

Second person would be bae, but I see her all the time so I'd probably visit my brother since he is one of the only people I would trust with my identity. BUT on the way there, I would doubt his loyalty (he likes to get drunk and might slip the secret). So i'd probably just fly around for the rest of the day.
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Look down and wonder why i didn't wind up with Zatanna's powers.

Seriously though. im assuming he can at least breathe in space? or is it like a non-secondry thing, where i have heat rays/flight, but if i overexert myself, i'd splinter all my bones? maybe i'd just scoop up water into some kind of artificial basin, freeze it in the depths of space, then drop it back in the world's water. or at least do it enough times to rejuvenate the arctic. maybe i'll create some sort of artificial region and declare myself as king.
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Give my bros a lift.


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gamester_12345 posted...

im assuming he can at least breathe in space?

typically he doesn't need to breathe (or eat and drink, for that matter) since the sun gives him everything he needs
some incarnations do need to breathe though
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Conquer earth.

I don't know what that really entails, so I'd probably just fly around causing chaos.
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OpenlyGator posted...

Give my bros a lift.

why does it have to be coca-cola :(.
it's still hilarious though.
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Create a list of Earths dictators, despots, warlords, and terror organizations.

Start throwing motherfuckers into the sun. Except Kim Jong Un.

I beat him into literal paste for all of North Korea to see. Nothing left but a stain and a bad smell.
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VectorChaos posted...

Create a list of Earths dictators, despots, warlords, and terror organizations.

Start throwing motherfuckers into the sun. Except Kim Jong Un.

I beat him into literal paste for all of North Korea to see. Nothing left but a stain and a bad smell.

You should probably read For Tomorrow to find out why he doesn't do that sort of thing.

https://www.amazon.com/Superman-Tomorrow-Brian-Azzarello/dp/1401237800
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chuck every human into the sun then return every city to nature for the animals
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ModLogic posted...

chuck every human into the sun then return every city to nature for the animals

He said Superman, not Swamp Thing.
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Fly over to the ocean and take a leak...

What? It's early and my toilet bowl would get destroyed so...
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Become the most famous person in the world, make tons of money doing all kinds of useful things to help society, and troll reporters when they try to ask me questions by carrying a pair of glasses around that I will take off and put on and pretend it changes who I am.
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I would explore all the oceans looking for aliens then go to area 51 then the moon
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End all the wars currently going on right now, kill Putin and Kim Jung Un, replace them with leaders I trust and turn the United Nations into a world government that I control. I'll try to enforce laws that help advance society as a whole and if you try to remove you from power then I'll end you.
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Feline_Heart posted...

End all the wars currently going on right now, kill Putin and Kim Jung Un, replace them with leaders I trust and turn the United Nations into a world government that I control. I'll try to enforce laws that help advance society as a whole and if you try to remove you from power then I'll end you.

Stop pls
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Stop crime by punching criminals into paste like one punch man
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ChromaticAngel posted...

ModLogic posted...

chuck every human into the sun then return every city to nature for the animals

He said Superman, not Swamp Thing.

swamp thing could chuck someone into the sun nerd
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I would take over North Korea and ramp up the nuclear testing program.
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Use it for personal gain and minor selfless acts. Hopefully tell no one about the power.
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I would use my powers in the service of Donald Trump to make his vision for America become a reality.
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Live as I do now. Only stepping in when I'm truly needed. You start stepping in too much and then they rely on you too much. What happens when you can't be everywhere at once or when you're no longer around?
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GregShmedley posted...

I'd deed faster than a speeding bullet.

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See how far I can deed
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