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frozenshock 06/26/17 6:26:04 PM #1:	http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-accidentally-cuts-friends-penis-9423829 Has this ever happened to you? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:881856763] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-accidentally-cuts-friends-penis-9423829 Has this ever happened to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/26/17 6:30:14 PM #3:	"Accidentally" --- Devices: Samsung Galaxy J3, Wii U, 3DS, Microsoft Surface RT \| CP: Sticker Star, Color Splash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ Just why, Sanrio? <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:881857053] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>"Accidentally"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 06/26/17 6:32:33 PM #4:	I hope I don't go to prison --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:881857214] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>I hope I don't go to prison</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 06/26/17 6:34:58 PM #6:	Why was his dick out if they were only drinking and cutting trees? Neither of those activities requires open dick How exactly was his dick cut? Topic makes it sound like it was cut perfectly perpendicularly at the base --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:881857377] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Why was his dick out if they were only drinking and cutting trees? Neither of those activities requires open dick How exactly was his dick cut? Topic makes it sound like it was cut perfectly perpendicularly at the base</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slipknirvana 06/26/17 6:37:15 PM #7:	awesome999 posted... Why was his dick out if they were only drinking and cutting trees? Neither of those activities requires open dick It did say he "Lunged it forward" so I imagine it was actually lunged forward to far or he was to drunk to know how far he lunged it forward. So it was probably cut up then off or cut diagonally. <cite>slipknirvana posted [p:881857527] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Why was his dick out if they were only drinking and cutting trees? Neither of those activities requires open dick</quote> It did say he "Lunged it forward" so I imagine it was actually lunged forward to far or he was to drunk to know how far he lunged it forward. So it was probably cut up then off or cut diagonally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alexander37 06/26/17 6:37:58 PM #8:	RIP Man Accidentally and the penis shot off to 97 stitches..... =( --- PSN: doomtrain69 Now Playing: Ace Combat Infinity, Fallout 2 RP, FFVIII, Silent Hunter III <cite>alexander37 posted [p:881857569] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man Accidentally and the penis shot off to 97 stitches..... =(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shame_Car_2 06/26/17 6:38:54 PM #9:	Man accidentally cuts friend's penis with chainsaw while cutting firewood how `h o w` --- "You try carrying that many Splatfaqs users and see how you feel by Friday." ___shan http://imgur.com/Gk3fQDY <cite>Shame_Car_2 posted [p:881857634] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><quote>Man accidentally cuts friend's penis with chainsaw while cutting firewood</quote> how h o w</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/26/17 6:47:52 PM #10:	Shame_Car_2 posted... Man accidentally cuts friend's penis with chainsaw while cutting firewood how `h o w` Maybe he got a woody His friend just wanted wood after all --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:881858163] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shame_Car_2 posted...</cite> <quote><quote>Man accidentally cuts friend's penis with chainsaw while cutting firewood</quote> how h o w</quote> Maybe he got a woody His friend just wanted wood after all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/26/17 6:49:48 PM #11:	huh huh huh "cutting wood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:881858268] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>huh huh huh "cutting wood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeno14 06/26/17 6:50:53 PM #12:	no, but its crossed my mind when i'm chopping up a tree --- http://i.imgur.com/brMr5Ig.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MoXxySu.gif https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CyGM7qMXgAAwhbT.jpg:large <cite>Xeno14 posted [p:881858335] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>no, but its crossed my mind when i'm chopping up a tree</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 06/26/17 7:03:48 PM #13:	how? --- WWE Champ The Maharaja Jinder Mahal YOU CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER!!!!! <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:881859052] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>how?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 06/26/17 7:23:41 PM #14:	Returning_CEmen posted... I hope I don't go to prison My favorite part --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:881860298] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>I hope I don't go to prison</quote> My favorite part</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/26/17 7:23:54 PM #15:	Bluebomber182 posted... how? They were goofing off, and a pelvic thrust collided with a chainsaw thrust. The 49-year-old reportedly warned his 53-year-old neighbour to be careful with the chainsaw before lunging the saw towards him for a joke, which then turned ugly as he accidentally whipped off his mate's manhood instead. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:881860312] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bluebomber182 posted...</cite> <quote>how?</quote> They were goofing off, and a pelvic thrust collided with a chainsaw thrust. <quote>The 49-year-old reportedly warned his 53-year-old neighbour to be careful with the chainsaw before lunging the saw towards him for a joke, which then turned ugly as he accidentally whipped off his mate's manhood instead.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 06/26/17 7:52:37 PM #16:	guy deserves a darwin award --- WWE Champ The Maharaja Jinder Mahal YOU CAN'T HINDER THE JINDER!!!!! <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:881861990] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>guy deserves a darwin award</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 06/26/17 9:04:09 PM #17:	The UK is becoming more Florida each passing month --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:881866476] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>The UK is becoming more Florida each passing month</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 06/29/17 2:22:24 AM #19:	but is the chainsaw hot --- emo trash http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:882008603] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>but is the chainsaw hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 06/29/17 2:23:45 AM #20:	Wow, I thought all those "Hold mah beer en watch dis" stories were bullshit. --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:882008631] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Wow, I thought all those "Hold mah beer en watch dis" stories were bullshit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AcFan87 07/01/17 2:25:20 AM #22:	This has Florida Man written all over it <cite>AcFan87 posted [p:882133227] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>This has Florida Man written all over it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 07/03/17 6:18:30 AM #23:	The UK is becoming more Florida each passing month --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:882246629] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>The UK is becoming more Florida each passing month</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 07/05/17 3:03:05 AM #24:	Bluebomber182 posted... guy deserves a darwin award Darwin award is when the person hurts themselves --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:882355079] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bluebomber182 posted...</cite> <quote>guy deserves a darwin award</quote> Darwin award is when the person hurts themselves</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 07/07/17 2:51:22 AM #26:	Timber! <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:882475519] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Timber!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 07/07/17 2:53:19 AM #27:	i guess it ain't that hard to chop wood. --- "You ought to take the cash cab. You'll actually make money by riding in it as long as you don't screw up three times." - mitchells2003 <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:882475579] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>i guess it ain't that hard to chop wood.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 07/07/17 2:54:33 AM #28:	frozenshock posted... Has this ever happened to you? Have I got stories for you. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:882475616] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Has this ever happened to you?</quote> Have I got stories for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burnt_Puke82 07/09/17 3:16:13 AM #30:	wtf....okay I've had enough CE for the night. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif <cite>Burnt_Puke82 posted [p:882585051] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>wtf....okay I've had enough CE for the night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LepartialJury 07/11/17 2:53:50 AM #31:	LinksLiege posted... frozenshock posted... Has this ever happened to you? Have I got stories for you. Yo --- Simple-straight-narrow <cite>LepartialJury posted [p:882701522] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>Has this ever happened to you?</quote> Have I got stories for you.</quote> Yo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Black_Arch 07/11/17 3:00:08 AM #33:	Getting drunk and then playing around with a chainsaw. Yeah, that was gonna end well. --- Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Give me Liberty, or give me Death! - Patrick Henry <cite>Black_Arch posted [p:882701671] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Getting drunk and then playing around with a chainsaw. Yeah, that was gonna end well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 07/11/17 3:26:12 AM #34:	Wow. Talk about an unfortunate chain of events. --- http://i.imgur.com/JgipaWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bePrjGq.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:882702198] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Talk about an unfortunate chain of events.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GothamsSavior 07/11/17 3:29:51 AM #35:	Looks like he cut the wrong wood --- http://imgur.com/a/FlaRU http://imgur.com/a/Q0qad <cite>GothamsSavior posted [p:882702268] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Looks like he cut the wrong wood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 07/12/17 1:46:55 PM #36:	rip man penis shot up to 97 firewood --- http://imgur.com/x9wX8Pz 3DS Friend Code: 4682-8964-8708 Skullgirls: F**ua (lul censor) \| Sm4sh: Toon Link/Yoshi <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:882785158] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>rip man penis shot up to 97 firewood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thekiller37 07/12/17 1:58:22 PM #37:	Owww --- Head of the Benevolent Church of the 3-13 Archer. "I'm the stripper your husband hired." ~anonymous. Ike smash n chill: https://discord.gg/g8f73Yc <cite>Thekiller37 posted [p:882785837] in Man accide... [t:75504023]...</cite> <quote>Owww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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