Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
---|---|
mcpwnia 06/26/17 10:43:12 PM #1: |
So last night my mom was ordering KFC again and I got super happy like that episode of Fresh Prince when Phil becomes a judge. My grandpa came over too. We're all sitting at the table eating and talking then my dad was like how he wants to get a video game rated AO only. And my mom gave him a look and he was like. "Well it's only rated AO because there's this one mission where you have to have sex in the game. It's just very little adult content nothing too crazy."
My mom had a look on her face similar to when Marge found out that Bart stole a video game. My eyes started to get watery for some reason so I looked at the ground. Then my grandpa stood and was like "FFS Stuart I forgot I baked these cookies! Here have one." So my dad ate it and my grandpa was like "Can you taste the dog poo?" And my dad started spitting and my grandpa was like "What's wrong? There's very little in it that I got from the backyard nothing too crazy." I'm not sure what happened next because I ran, faster than a crackhead asks for the D, into the basement and sipped on an apple juice box. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
moose_knuckle 06/26/17 10:44:29 PM #2: |
Adults only only
--- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
KiwiTerraRizing 06/26/17 10:44:59 PM #3: |
100% Pwntastic!!!
--- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Turbam 06/26/17 10:45:54 PM #4: |
Is the juice box ok?
--- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
awesome999 06/26/17 10:47:05 PM #5: |
moose_knuckle posted...
Adults only only Made me laugh way harder than it should've --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
VTBM 06/26/17 10:47:06 PM #6: |
FFS Stuart!
--- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
sylverlolol 06/26/17 10:47:23 PM #7: |
VTBM posted...
FFS Stuart! --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohmyitsapie/wishlist ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Yaridovich 06/26/17 10:48:22 PM #8: |
What was Austin's foppy friend's name? Fuck, he had a little rhyming nickname too...
--- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
sylverlolol 06/26/17 11:01:02 PM #9: |
Yaridovich posted...
What was Austin's foppy friend's name? Fuck, he had a little rhyming nickname too... He had one? Or are you thinking of tadg and wincy quincy? --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. http://steamcommunity.com/id/ohmyitsapie/wishlist ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Yaridovich 06/26/17 11:06:56 PM #10: |
sylverlolol posted...
Yaridovich posted...What was Austin's foppy friend's name? Fuck, he had a little rhyming nickname too... Ah, you're right. Austin didn't have any friends. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Scintillant 06/26/17 11:07:40 PM #11: |
XD!!
--- @mcpwnia ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Topic List |
Page List:
1 |