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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:43:30 AM
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Earth has been mysteriously wiped out except for people who post on CE. I'm a natural leader, so I need to start building a team to rebuild our society.

I can really bust ass. Not mine, but others, and I know a fair amount about computers. So were going to need an electrician, carpenter, cook, scientists, and maybe a few jerk offs to make fun of.

So post your best IRL skill/talent and lets see how fucked we are at surviving.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/30/17 2:48:20 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:49:21 AM
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Zack is out.
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WafflehouseJK
06/30/17 2:50:16 AM
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I'm a pretty good writer.
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MacadamianNut3
06/30/17 2:50:36 AM
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Aqua best girl!

*foams at mouth*
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:51:03 AM
#6:


WafflehouseJK posted...
I'm a pretty good writer.


Good. You're in. You can help post help wanted and wanted posters.
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berlyman101
06/30/17 2:51:52 AM
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I deliver witty one-liners from behind a newspaper TV Dad style.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:52:41 AM
#8:


MacadamianNut3 posted...
Aqua best girl!

*foams at mouth*


I don't know what the hell is wrong with you but i'm going to put you in a cage until we get a doctor.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:53:13 AM
#9:


berlyman101 posted...
I deliver witty one-liners from behind a newspaper TV Dad style.


We got a writer. Hit the bricks kid. Unless you can lay bricks, then you're hired.
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MacadamianNut3
06/30/17 2:53:43 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't know what the hell is wrong with you but i'm going to put you in a cage until we get a doctor.

This PLOT TWIST gives me unbearable joy

I can feel it Mr. Krabs
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 2:55:04 AM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't know what the hell is wrong with you but i'm going to put you in a cage until we get a doctor.

This PLOT TWIST gives me unbearable joy

I can feel it Mr. Krabs


Alright, so were gonna need security.
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berlyman101
06/30/17 2:55:41 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
berlyman101 posted...
I deliver witty one-liners from behind a newspaper TV Dad style.


We got a writer. Hit the bricks kid. Unless you can lay bricks, then you're hired.


I'll show ya hitting the bricks! *turns page* /audience laughter
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Chicken
06/30/17 3:03:40 AM
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I can burp at will.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/17 3:06:23 AM
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*abandons ship*
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Iron-Tarkus
06/30/17 3:14:46 AM
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I can play the trumpet
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Mr_Legendia
06/30/17 3:16:18 AM
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Jumping really high.
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